:Pirate Matrix:
Cloud sat in on the first day of school to the class he was assigned. He looked around realizing that few boys remained other than him, and those that did remain either looked scared stiff, or some force was keeping them from screaming bloody murder aloud. It was nearly time for class to begin as he waited. He watched the door for any sudden movements of the door opening, but didn't expect it when the one known as Mr. Terminator flew in wearing a Matrix outfit, and flying by little fairy wings. The class automatically froze up, and Cloud could feel the tension rising as the teacher took a suitcase out from underneath his desk and started rummaging through.
"I see we have a new student today..." the teacher mumbled. No one moved to look at Cloud. He thought that was odd.
The teacher finally found what he was looking for and put them on. It was a pair of sleek sunglasses as he smiled stupidly wearing them and the black trench coat he had flown in wearing. The fair wings had fallen off when he had landed. He put his hand to his forehead in sort of and odd gesture.
" Today class, he spoke, I will teach you… to… enter… the…MATRIX!"
Everyone blinked.
The teacher continued. " you will have to, lets say.. fre-"
"Mr. Terminator?" cloud asked.
"MY NAME IS NOT MR TERMINATOR! I AM NEO! THE ONE MAN! THE ONE! AND DO NOT INTERUPT ME WHEN I'M TALKING!"
Cloud gulped.
"Yes student I have not yet tortured, what is you question?"
"Umm.. Mr. One.. or ..er Neo, what is the purpose of learning of this matrix we have not heard of for we are petty video game characters."
The teacher paused and thought about it.
" Well I was going to teach you to free your mind." He did a pose with his hand no his forehead and shoulder extended, than straitened himself and shrugged, "but I guess I could teach you something else."
Cloud nodded and a few students looked at him like he was crazy, or was surprised that he even spoke up to the teacher.
"So.. I guess for this lesson, I will teach you the Pirate Matrix! Where you can free your mind while looting and killing!"
The class groaned in anguish and Cloud blinked.
"P-Pirate Matrix?"
"SILENCE YOU FOOL!... Fool… huh.. I like that word… you're a fool…" the teacher said amusing himself.
"Alright class! Your assignment is to go out, find 3 logs, 4 coconuts, a sheet, string,.. or rope, and fresh water and fish. We'll set sail tomorrow!"
"What?" cloud was lost. Weren't they supposed to be learning a lesson?
"Field trip!" one of the students squealed.
"Mr. one?... what's the purpose of this?"
"SHHHHHHHHHH!" the teacher said. He looked around waving his hands in the air in strange patterns.
"Call me… . …..Jack Sparrow…" he hissed and ran out of the class laughing manically. The students who had had the teacher for a while took that as their dismissal and walked out of the class. Cloud stayed behind and stared at the chalkboard lost. This would be a long long school year.
:Meanwhile:
Sephiroth, the principal continued to laugh manically as a crowd of students began to gather around his office to stare at him blankly.
((short chapter… goes by fast and no real story line, but what do you expect when your dead tired and have been up watching anime since 5:43 am….oh well .PLEASE REVIEW! I would at least like reviews for my efforts man. I mean, you could understand that, right?...RIGHT!... REVIEW! REVIEW!))