---Book of Paradise---
(Part 2!)
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha so please don't sue!
As I have decided, I'll probably make a whole bunch of one shots evolving around the original! Yay! And it will just keep going on…and on until the very end! May be up to 10 chapters, I don't know! Lol. Miroku is going to be beaten up in the last one shot, please wait patiently for the torture!
Ok guys, I'm putting up a voting for THIS CHAPTER ONLY and will most likely be updating next week for this one.
The question: Do you want a Kakashi/Kagome pairing for these one shots, or do you just want it to be humor?
Somebody said in a review that shuriken couldn't be blocked but…too bad! Lol, Kagome can block them! TT
'When I get back, Miroku is soo going to be dead!'
Feudal Era…
Miroku sat down inside Kaede's hut, clutching his fingers tightly around a fresh, new pad of paper titled, 'Make Out Paradise, Volume 2'
The first volume was a success! Many men had to buy the book in secret because of their 'lurking housewives' that would cause severe damage to their face ((coughslapcough)) and 'steal the book away' if they found out.
Staring into the crackling fire, and then glancing outside, the perverted monk seemed to get a new writing inspiration and started writing again.
The wind blew by, whistling against the shoji screen door of the hut, but none of the air took refuge inside. Yet, Miroku shivered, looking a bit troubled now.
'It feels like something bad is going to happen soon…'
In The Park, Konohagakure…
"So…what do you think of Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto grinned.
"Eh…? Him? Oh, he's okay to be around, I guess" Kagome replied, 'Although pretty perverted to read that book…' She mentally twitched at this thought.
"He's really strong, like you!"
"Hey Naruto, want to go out for some ramen?"
"YEAH!"
"Call your friends too, I'm sure they wouldn't mind coming. I'll meet you at the ramen shop in half an hour"
You may be thinking, 'does Kagome know what she's getting into?' but trust me, she found out already the first time…
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"Itadakimasu!" He clasped his hands together and in a blur with some rude slurping noises and flying strands of noodles, Naruto was done.
That is, done is 5th bowl.
Kagome sat there, chopsticks in hand, horrified, 'How much does this kid eat? He's worse than Inuyasha!'
She wiped a noodle off her sleeve, pretty disgusted.
"Could I have another bowl?" The boy in orange pleaded.
Kagome twitched.
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Half an Hour Later…"Kagome!" Sakura waved over to her as they walked to the restaurant, Sasuke coming in from the other pathway silently, hands in his pocket.
"Sakura-kun! Hello everybody!" Kagome beamed.
"Hey" called a deep voice from behind her.
"K-Kakashi-san!" Kagome gasped in a surprised tone, 'Dang! The pervert is here!'
Gathering up her nerves again, she pulled out her wallet and announced, "Time for some ramen! My treat!"
"Yeah!" Naruto exclaimed enthusiastically, racing off towards the restaurant before anyone, even Sasuke, could reject.
Ramen Shop…
Horrendous sounds of slurping were heard as Naruto gobbled up his ramen. Sakura, Sasuke, Kakashi, and the ramen shop owner didn't seem to be bothered by it since it happened to often, but Kagome looked a bit disturbed.
As Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke chattered away happily, ((Or rather like: Naruto was talking to Sakura, who was ignoring him at chattering away at Sasuke who just looked a bit irritated at all the noise)) Kakashi decided to try and start a conversation with Kagome sitting beside him, "So…how does it feel like to be the main character of Make Out Paradise?"
She turned to him, twitching, "A hentai friend of mine decided to write it about me without my permission. And I'd rather not read it" Kagome answered, emphasizing the word hentai.
"Ah…I see" He replied lazily, 'Her friend made the series?'
Afterwards, Sakura and Naruto departed with Sasuke and Kakashi decided to walk Kagome to the hotel she was staying at.
During that walk, they passed by several stores that were still open this late.
"Hey, it's the bookstore!" Kakashi pointed out to a shop on his right.
Kagome turned her head in interest and they both agreed to take a look around.
'Maybe I could get a book for Sango and I to look at' Kagome pondered, running her finger along the bindings as she read each title.
-Konohagakure History
-Ways of the Ninja
-1000 Effective Jutsu Combos
-Make Out Paradise
-Ramen Recipes Around the Country…
Wait a minute! Make Out Paradise, Volume Two…
"WHAT…!"
"What's wrong?" Kakashi rushed over from the other side of the bookstore at a alarming rate, worrying about what was wrong.
He took a glance at where her finger was book marking the shelf.
"Oh! The new volume has come out!" Kakashi exclaimed cheerily, plucking the book off the shelf and was that-skipping! He skipped off to pay for it, drawing out his plain wallet.
Kagome was left there, gawking.
'Miroku…' She growled mentally.
How the hell did he write two full books in two days?
'Make that double the punishment for him when I get back' She grumbled to herself.
The cover had shown Kagome sprawled out on a bed, which sort of reminded her of the other day…
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"Shippo! Come over here! The grass is so soft!" Kagome shouted out to the brown ball of fur running away from Inuyasha, who looked very angered and…was that a bite mark on his ear?
Kagome sighed and plopped herself down on the plush grass, concluding that Shippo wouldn't be coming anytime soon and Inuyasha was too far away to say sit now, even with his demon senses.
She closed her eyes and smiled.
FLASHKagome jolted awake. What was that?
She snapped her head to the left as a rustling in the bushes was heard.
The intruder, probably sensing that he or she had been caught, bolted out of the clearing, but not before Kagome caught the sight of purple and black, and a muffled jingling of metal clashing against each other.
Kagome rubbed her eyes warily. She could still oddly see the blue light of a camera lingering like a ghost in front of her eyes.
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"Kagome…are you okay?" Kakashi waved his hand slowly up and down in front of her face, trying to snap her out of her daze.
"Wha…?" Kagome was startled by the closeness of their faces and tripped, "Oh!"
…Right into Kakashi…
"Kagome!" He caught her and swiveled around to try and stop him from falling too, pressing her against him. Kagome was blushing madly.
They fell on the ground with a thud, Kakashi on top of her.
His breath tickled her neck, causing her to unconsciously shiver. Thankfully, he didn't notice.
Coughing once, Kagome's pink-tinted cheeks lit up even more and she stood up with the help of Kakashi.
'This whole stay at Konoha will just keep on getting more interesting…'Hey! Hope you liked it! Sorry there's not a lot of funniness in this fic…I just couldn't really think. Anyways, read and review please!
Sayonara,
Tenshi-Battosai