---Book Of Paradise--- (Part 3)
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or Naruto!
Hey guys! Kakashi/Kagome pairing it is!
As I've decided, this is based around the book, 'Icha Icha Paradise' as you all know, but as I tend to stray off topic every one in a while, I hope you still enjoy it. Some one shots may not actually be about the book, but I guarantee you that this story revolves around the book...
Hope you enjoy it... And thank you for waiting so long!
'The stay at Konoha has just gotten more interesting…'
Konohagakure…"Kagome! Kagome-chan!" Naruto cried out, frantically trying to catch her before she closed the door to the hotel room behind her.
It had been around 1-2 days already and Kagome had gotten fairly comfortable in the village already.
Kagome mentally sighed, 'But I have a raging half-demon waiting for me in a week or so' She resisted the urge to roll her eyes.
"Kagome-chan!" Naruto finally caught up with Kagome. He rested his hands on his knees, panting.
"Yes, Naruto-kun?"
"Can you meet Sakura-chan and Sasuke at the tree by the river please?"
Kagome raised her eyebrow in interest, "For what?"
"You'll see when we get there" Naruto grinned.
The boy ran off, intent on showing his friend what he was up to.
At the Tree By The River…
"Yeah, so what is it?" Kagome asked, leaning steadily against a tree.
"Hold on, we're just waiting for Sasuke-kun" Sakura smiled, chattering exitedly.
"I'm here, what do you want?" Sasuke shoved his hands inside his pockets and leaned against a tree like Kagome.
Naruto grinned, "Who wants to see what's under Kakashi-sensei's mask?"
"Pfft…not interested" Sasuke answered immediately, almost managing to cut off Naruto's speech.
"I think it'll be fun!" Sakura announced.
"Aww…come on Sasuke!" Naruto whined.
"No"
"But…" Naruto smirked, refusing to give in, "Haven't you ever wondered if Kakashi had…fish lips…?" he added encouragingly.
Sasuke didn't reply, his back turned.
"Or maybe…a big, fat, MOLE?" Naruto edged in.
"Bah…" Sasuke commented, back still turned.
"YES!" Naruto exclaimed in victory.
"Well, I've always actually wondered…" Kagome wondered, 'Although when he said a mole…my interest just went down a notch…' she sweat dropped.
"How will we do it then?" Sakura asked Naruto.
"We…ambush him when he's reading his pervy books!"
"That's plan A?"
"Yep"
Kagome butted into their conversation, "Then what's plan B?"
"Maybe…we could try to feed him something, so he'll HAVE to take his mask off!" Naruto smirked.
"Ano…shouldn't that be plan A?"
"…"
Sasuke stated, "It should be. If we attack him first, then he'll think something's suspicious"
"Alright then" Sakura stared at Sasuke dreamily, "That's a great idea! But, what food? -"
"RAMEN!" Naruto exclaimed, a light bulb seemingly going off above his head.
Kagome shook her head, "We had too much of that yesterday…and the day before" she looked pointedly at Naruto.
"Then maybe…some Onigiri?" Sakura suggested. ((Don't know if it's spelt right, if it isn't then, gomen, gomen nasai))
Sasuke nodded.
"Great!"
"I'll pay for it…" Sakura offered.
Naruto sunk his head in disappointment. No ramen today…
"Thanks"
Onigiri Shop… (Plan A)
"Thank you for taking me out for lunch" Kakashi smiled, an expression that was only confirmed by his only eye showing.
Kagome and Sakura smiled back, the former a bit hesitant at staring at the pervert.
"Hn" Sasuke replied.
"No problem, Kakashi-sensei" Naruto grinned yet again.
A couple minutes later, the owner of the shop handed their sensei a plate with around 12 onigiri on it.
As the teacher turned around to eat, the 4 occupants peered closely at him, concentrating hard.
Kakashi removed his glove as to not get the sticky rice coated on the fabric as he ate.
Moments later, he started to slowly inch his hands towards his mask, though you could barely tell.
The 4 unconsciously leaned a bit forward to see.
"Hold on! I want some too!" Naruto exclaimed, beckoning the cook over.
Sakura twitched and brought her money back out with an irritated sigh. Sasuke looked a bit annoyed, having to sit beside the loud boy and turned his head to glance at Sakura's money instead of blonde hair. Kagome rolled her eyes and turned around to lightly hit Naruto on the back.
When she was done paying they turned around and blinked…only to find that Kakashi had already finished…
"Thank you for the meal!" he grinned.
"WHAT?" Naruto shouted out questioningly.
Sakura looked exasperated, "This was all your fault!"
"Bah"
"Calm down guys…" Kagome beckoned sheepishly, scratching the back of her head nervously.
"Eh…?" Kakashi commented.
"Nothing" Sasuke covered up for them, acting his usual self, seemingly unfazed by any activity around him.
"Oh…ok…well I should be going now…" He now had that lazy look in his eye. The chair made a scraping sound against the cement as Kakashi pushed it back, getting up and smoothing down his vest and sliding his gloves back on.
"Time for plan b" Kagome muttered absently, repeating the sensei's actions and smoothing out her miko outfit, the other 3 following her first action.
Sasuke shoved his hands into his pockets and Naruto with Sakura too, stretched their arms out and let out a heavy sigh.
"I think he's heading for the more forested area of the park," Sakura observed. She paused, "We shouldn't come to close yet"
The Park…(Plan B)
The 4 stopped their jump in the trees as Kakashi sat down on a bench in front of a large water fountain display. As predicted earlier, he pulled out one of his hentai books.
Sasuke hid behind a tree.
Naruto bent down on a slightly obscure branch above their teacher.
Kagome whizzed out behind him and ducked behind the fountain.
Sakura hid in the trees, on the opposite side of the path that Sasuke was on.
They waited a couple minutes to secure their area.
"One…" Kagome whispered on cue, so softly that only Naruto could hear it.
"Two…" he took a half-step forward above their target.
"Three…" Sakura darted forward, followed by Sasuke, Kagome, and Naruto.
"EH…?" Kakashi jumped in his seat as 4 blurs whizzed by him.
With an arm, the startled, masked man blocked a swing to the face from a blur in blue, and kicked away a reddish-pink being both back into the trees.
Sasuke landed on the ground beside her.
"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura whispered urgently down at the groaning boy.
Kagome had missed him when he bent forward to kick Sakura away and landed in the bushes, stirring them.
Leaves flew as Naruto flew down from the sky. Two of his fingers bushed the knot of the fabric before he was roughly shoved with an elbow…right into the water fountain…
There was a big splash, "AHH!"
"Naruto?" Kakashi stated in a questioning matter incredulously.
"Ehehehe…sorry…we just wanted to see how much you were always…umm…"
Sasuke stepped out of the trees, twitching at the leaves and dirt that covered his body, "We just wanted to see if you were always on guard, even inside the village on a day like this"
"Yeah" Sakura agreed. 'Hell yeah! Go Sasuke!' Inner Sakura screamed out.
Kagome coughed a bit, "Naruto, you might want to get out of the fountain before you catch a cold…"
"ME…? Catch a COLD…? I could never catch a cold!" He announced arrogantly.
The miko rolled her eyes and shrugged, attempting to brush the leaves out of her hair and clear the muddy streaks from her face. If he was going to be that way, she wasn't going to stop him.
Maintaining his cold demeanor, Sasuke replied in a bored tone, "I'm going" with that, he turned and left.
"W-wait! Sasuke-kun…!" Sakura scrambled off after him a couple seconds later. But after a second though, she stayed behind, ducking behind a tree with the urging of her inner self. 'Stay! Stay! Something's going to happen!'
Even though you couldn't see Kakashi very well because his back was turned, she stayed still nonetheless.
Naruto stood up, as droplets of water seemed to spark off his jacket and body. Trudging out of the fountain slowly, his pants made weird, squelching noises as he went in the route that Sasuke had taken.
Noticing a pink haired someone behind a tree, he asked, "Sakur-" Naruto was cut off by a loud, "Shhh!"
Without questioning her motives, he grinned and joined her behind the tree, sniffing slightly.
Kagome looked at Kakashi sheepishly, "So…"
"You wanted to see what was behind this mask?" Kakashi guessed.
"EH…?" Kagome obtained a bewildered look on her face, "How did you! -"
Kakashi smirked, "I just knew"
"Ah…" She trailed off quietly.
There was a distinct silence.
Kagome was startled out of her thoughts when a hand cupped her right cheek.
"You could've just asked…"
In a sweeping motion, Kakashi pulled off his mask and kissed her.
Kagome pulled away after a bit, somewhat flustered and pink in the face.
"You look cute like that" He smiled, referring to her very disheveled state with mud and leaves.
Sakura and Naruto openly gaped at what just happened, trying to registered the event in their head. Blinking several times didn't help at all. They were still gawking. Man...Sasuke sure missed out...
After a while, Kakashi took one last glance at the pink girl and pulled his mask back on, walking away silently.
Naruto and Sakura really wanted to ask Kagome something now…what did he look like?
Kagome walked away briskly, blushing furiously and brushing the back of her hand against her lips…over…and over again…
The next day, Naruto caught a cold.
Sorry for taking so long to update! I'm going to kill myself for this! TT Wahh…
I didn't think there was a lot of humor in this fic…I'm sorry! I can't figure out the difference between funny and not funny because…when I write it…I don't really know because it's my writing…I really hope it was somewhat funny though…
Read and review please!
Sayonara,
Tenshi-Battosai