---Book Of Paradise---
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Inuyasha
Hey! Finally, I had a hard time deciding what to do for the next part of these one shots. Please tell me if it's getting boring, but I'm having trouble with my ideas right now…
I'm sorry if the weather is changing so rapidly too…
Gomen! Gomen ne…I didn't find this very funny when I wrote it, but it sorta suited my day at school when the teachers weren't watching. Well, sort of...
"Aww…but I want to go outside and play!" Naruto lay in bed with his penguin cap on, staring longingly out the window where tiny snowflakes were beginning to fall.
"No" Kagome stated firmly, tightening her grip on his collar so her knuckles gained a white-ish hue, "You're sick!" She sighed, "You should've listened to me when I told you to get out of the fountain!"
Naruto scowled and turned his head away, crossing his arms.
Looking back and forth between Naruto and the slightly fogged up window, Kagome sighed, "Fine, you can play outside, but if you get a fever, it's not my fault!" She released both her hands off him and held them up in a surrendering motion.
In a blur, Naruto shot up from the futon and scrambled to get changed.
"I told the others" Kagome called out after him, "Meet us in your training area!"
"Whatever!" He shouted back with a muffled voice as the fabric of his shirt pressed against his face for a moment.
Training Area…
"Sasuke-kun" Sakura bent over and whispered to him, "Kagome-chan got to see Kakashi-sensei's face. You had left so you didn't get to see that part" She giggled.
He only twitched twice in response; "Bah" Sasuke put it off like he didn't care. His voice cracked a bit.
"Hey Sakura-chan!" Kagome called out, waving to the pink-haired girl who was already waiting at the designated area.
"Sasuke-san" Kagome nodded to the boy in blue standing beside her.
Sasuke nodded back.
"Is anyone else coming?" Sakura turned towards the worn down path where they were now waiting for Naruto and Kakashi.
"Well…there's Kakashi…Naruto…Neji MIGHT be coming, Shikamaru said it's too troublesome… Choji said he wanted to have a snow cone instead… Ino said it would ruin her body, Hinata said sure…Lee's coming too, Tenten is busy, Thankfully, Gai-sensei is busy too…Kiba wanted to play with Akamaru…I think that was all"
"Bah…Kakashi, Naruto, Hinata, Neji, and Lee" Sasuke stated, totaling it up.
"It's a good thing that the main and branch houses of the Hyuuga family have cleared up their problems a bit already"
There was a silent agreement.
"I'M HERE!" A loud voice called out in the distance.
"Well... Naruto's here" Kagome sweat dropped.
"H-Hi N-Naruto…" Hinata stuttered, blushing as she walked behind him, Neji following too.
"MY SAKURA FLOWER!"
Sakura covered her head in her hands, "Oh no…" she groaned. Looking up, she put up a weak, fake smile, "Hi Lee"
"Well, we're just waiting for Kakashi now"
Half an Hour Later…
"Damn that Kakashi…" Kagome grumbled, "Too bad, we're starting without him" she announced, standing up from the bench, some snowflakes still sticking to the wood.
"FINALLY!" Naruto yawned, supporting his weight on the ground with his arms.
The snow was now 1 foot deep! No one expected this much snow in the Fire Country! You'd only expect it in the Snow Country… Nonetheless, they all attempted to trudge around the thick, and perfect packing snow.
"What…are you doing…Naruto?" Hinata bent over to examine a round object in his hand.
"WAR!" Naruto jumped up, scaring the wits out of the poor Hyuuga and randomly tossing the snowball in his hands.
It hit.
Neji.
He twitched as the snowball slid down the top of his head, the half-frozen water trickling down his cheek.
Naruto gawked at the sight.
"I guess fate would have it this way" Neji growled, bending down onto his knees a bit, just enough so he wouldn't do a face plant into the snow, "I wouldn't have it any other way…"
A perfectly white, firmly packed snowball now resided in his hand. Reaching back, he chuckled it with complete accuracy back at Naruto. Unfortunately, Naruto dodged and it hit Lee, who was behind him.
"I will get my revenge!" He announced aimlessly as the guy in the green spandex suit held his thumb up in the air, "That's a promise! And…if I don't fulfill it, I will do 200 laps around Konoha!"
Apparently, nobody was listening. While his was drawling on about his promises, the fight had already started.
Sasuke, who was too prideful to just stand there and get hit freely, was now tossing a snowball at Hinata. He scowled as she was able to dodge and it hit Naruto instead.
Lee picked up a ball of snow and lifted his hand up to throw it.
"KONNICHIWA!"
He was thrown off guard and fell onto his back, landing with a thud onto the soft snow.
"Sorry, I had to help an old man pick his medication" Kakashi gestured with his hands, talking through his mask lazily.
"Liar!" Sakura yelled.
Their sensei just shrugged and whipped out a new book.
Kagome twitched. Icha Icha Paradise Volume 3…
"EVERYONE ATTACK KAKASHI-SENSEI!" Naruto roared, taking about 2 snowballs and tossing them like shuriken.
Kakashi dodged them easily.
Shrugging, Neji and Sasuke looked away, exasperated, but joined in afterwards just for the sake of it.
One by one, Kakashi somehow managed to dodge the bits of flying snow; occasionally reaching his gloved hand out to brush away bits of snowflakes off the pages of his book that had fallen from the sky.
Feudal Era…
"Houshi, what are you doing?" Sango asked suspiciously, peering above his shoulder, trying to get a good look at his notepad.
"N-Nothing…Sango dear, nothing…" Miroku stuttered, trying to get the papers out of the demon exterminator's reach.
He paled when Sango got a quick look at it, a mere glance.
"Ich…Paradise 3? What does it say?" Sango urged on, the curiosity getting the better of her.
"I-it's just an imaginary…beach scene that I wrote with the sand and stuff…you know, what Kagome told us about before with the swimsuits…"
Sango raised an eyebrow, obviously not convinced about his answer.
"Sango…" Kaede stuck her head out of the hut, "Could ye help me with these herbs?"
"Sure" she smiled. Sending a near-death glare at the 'monk', Sango disappeared into the hut.
Miroku let out a relieved sigh and ran somewhere else more private to write. Wouldn't want to get caught doing this…
Back to the Snow Fight…
Kagome snuck up behind the perverted sensei with an armload of freshly fallen snow in her arms. She dumped it on his head.
Startled, Kakashi stumbled back, where a snowball from Lee whizzed in front him, knocking the new bought book out of his hands and into the deep snow.
They watched in horror as the neatly printed black ink started to seep through the pages, turning the once white sheets a dull grey.
'I'd rather burn those books…but I guess this will do' Sakura thought idly. Hinata and the others just stared in silence.
Kakashi bent down with shaky fingers and grasped the soggy book. A few pages ripped out quite easily.
Lee owes Kakashi a new book.
Hey guys! I'm pretty tired…I have to attend a couple parties this weekend, so I hope I'll have time to update all my stories by at least Sunday night at the latest. But I doubt that will happen…
Anyways, read and review onegai!
Sayonara,
Tenshi-Battosai