Title: Never Let Your Guard Down.

Author: Simple Plan Rulz

Rating: T

Disclaimer: I do not own ER etc etc

So I dunno if its been in the news but there was this big oil explosion in Hemel Hempstead, in England which is only a few towns away from my village. So yer, the sky is black! But as my skool which is well close to Hemel has been closed 4 today! YAY! So that gives me time to write a new chapter as I'm not supposed to go outside (cause of the fumes) so im free to stay inside and write!

Author's notes on the chapter: So I was gonna write this chapter today that takes place around Valentine's Day. But I thought that was a bit rubbish seeing as how its no where near valentines day! So I'm kinda bored cause I'm sitting here in my house alone so I'm doin the most silly things to amuse myself, when I came up with this chapter. Abby, Ray, Susan, a few nurses (and a sleeping drunk) are on the night shift and there really bored as nothing is happening!

Oh yer, apologies are needed because, as I live in England my stories are still set in season 11 as I dunno wats happening in season 12 so they might seem a bit behind! When season 12 arrives in England I'll start to write it in season 12, but Carter and Susan will still be in it because there cool characters and I like them.

Here's chapter 15, thanks for all the reviews, keep em coming!

Chapter 15: Fun While It Lasted

Today

I changed

To late cause everyone

Stayed the same

I'm gone

So long

Break out

Cause I'm better off

On my own

Stuck in America!

Stuck by Sugercult, blasted round the corridors off the hospital as Dr Ray Barnett ran around with a rubber glove on his head, like a hat.

"Abby!" he called out, "Abby!"

He rammed open all the doors to each room and he shot passed, "Abby, face it, you can't hide forever, I'm gonna find you eventually!"

Eventually he reached the lift and pushed the button, the doors opened. Inside was Dr Lockhart, who was also wearing glove hat. "Dammit!" she shouted.

"Yer that's the problem with hiding in the lift, your kinda stuck in it!"

"Oh well, it's your turn to hide."

"Don't you two think its a bit juvenile playing hide and seek? And are the gloves really necessary?" Susan appeared round the corner.

"Don't talk to me about juvenile, Carter's told me about all the little tricks you and Mark used to play on him. Like the time you put a cast on his leg while he was sleeping!"

"Yes, but that was a stroke of pure genius and it was hilariously funny. Rubber chicken hats," she pulled it off Ray's head, "are just plain childish!"

"Come on Susan," Ray put the glove on Susan's head, "get into the spirit!"

"Fine, but can we not play hide and seek?"

"Sure, but you'll have to think of another game." Abby added.

"Fine," Susan went into the nearest room and picked up a pillow, whilst American Idiot by Green Day started to blare over intercom. Susan calmly walked out off the room and hit Abby round the back of the head with the pillow.

"Oh, its on!" Abby and Ray shouted and ran off to get there own pillows.

Soon the hospital corridors turned to chaos as the three doctors charged around the hospital, feathers where flying everywhere, carts were knocked over as they teared past the peaceful corridors.

As the song came to the big guitar solo Ray noticed a swivel chair placed at the beginning of a long corridor. Abby went to hit Ray on the head, but missed as he jumped for the chair, he came crashing down onto the chair and it sped off down the corridor.

Abby and Susan both cheered at Ray's 'chair surfing' until he reached the end of the corridor and he chair came toppling over with a crash.

There was a deadly silence, the song had stopped playing and neither of the two girls spoke. Eventually Ray's head popped up from under the wreckage, "I'm okay," he shouted and the girls sighed with relieve.

Next the three set up a sort of 'pin the tail on the donkey' type thing. You would spin the blindfolded person round on the chair and then they would have to put the glove hat on the head of the sleeping drunk. But none of them had managed to do this successfully, so the game turned into a 'race the drunk round the hospital on the swivel chair!'

They would crash into all the walls as they raced around knocking over everything that had not already been knocked over. Then Abby came up with a brilliant idea, 'drunk curling'. Ray and Susan got out the mops and set up a cone, the objective was to push the drunk just hard enough to knock over the cone but not to go over the 'line', the other to would mop the floor in order to 'reduce friction'!

Abby was probably the best at this, Ray would always push the drunk to hard and he would go flying off, Susan was always to soft with it but Abby would push it at just the right speed.

"Ray," Susan shouted at him when it was her turn, "your mopping too fast!"

"Whatever," Ray shouted back.

"Uh, don't you 'whatever' me Dr Barnett, you do realize you are talking to your superior..."

She stopped dead, as Ray had hit her with the wet mop.

She grabbed Abby's mop and slap Ray back.

"Mop fight!" Ray screamed. Mops flashed everywhere as Susan and Ray hit each other over and over again, with mops. Water was going everywhere and everything was getting soaked. Abby disappeared and then came back with a small child's water pistol. She had been to the toy store across the street and bought it. She squirted Ray on the back and he immediately spun round, to see Abby. He charged straight at her with the mop, soaking her.

Mops and the water gun changed hands as the fight got more and more heated. Ray would push Abby through the water on the chair as this seemed to cause it to accelerate to higher speeds, of coarse it also caused the wheels to get a bit water clogged so they would jam up every now and again causing the two of them to topple over.

Even the nurses joined in as the small mop fight turned into a full scale hospital war. Anything that could be used, was used; mops, water pistols, phones, toilet paper, charts, board pens, pizza boxes everything. County general hospital was now well and truly trashed.

As the Nurses, Ray and Abby came charging round the corner mops poised ready to attack Susan, they found the charge come to a grounding halt as they appeared to run into something, or someone. Abby fell off the chair.

Weaver.

"What, in heavens name, is going on here?"

She didn't even give them a chance to reply.

"Have you seen the state of this hospital, TRASHED!" she spat, "Trashed! You are supposed to be respectable Doctor's and Nurses, not children! Dr Barnett take that glove off your head! Now all of you, get cleaning this mess up!"

They all began to obey, when Susan jumped round the corner, water pistol in hand.

"Gotcha!" Of course, Susan then realized to her horror, she had just got water all over Kerry Weaver. Her boss. This did not look good.

"SUSAN!" Weaver yelled at the top of her voice.

Ray and Abby glanced at each other, 'oh well,' they shrugged; it had been fun while it lasted.

I think it was important to have a happy care free chapter, and I dunno if you realized but I was a bit hyper wen I wrote this! But it has some good SusanRayAbby bonding! Oh well, the next chapter, which I'll probably write during the Christmas hols as I don't have much time at the moment, will probably be Christmas themed! I'm thinking a County General Nativity play! But who would be the virgin mary...