Some More Random Little Tingz
xXx More Random Stuff I just made up…Enjoy! xXx
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Alphabets:
"Asshole!"
"Bastard!"
"Cow shit!"
"Dick head!"
"Hmm…" Iruka scratches his head…" There's no insult for Kakashi beginning with 'E' is there class?"
"Enormous Pervert!"
"Oh yes! That's a good one!" Iruka smiles "Carry on class!"
"Fucker!"
"Gay!"
"Hob Knobs!"
Iruka chuckled, "Yep that ones true!"
"Imbecile!"
"Jackass!"
"K…um…sensei what is there for K?"
"Heh…class…Kakashi will do…now carry on." Iruka mumbled.
"Lecher"
"Mega Moony"
"Nut Head"
"Oily!"
"Oily?" Iruka asked
"Yeah…he must hide an oily face under that mask!"
"Aah…I see…carry on…"
"Perverted Prick!"
"Queer!"
"Rude!"
"Sexy!" Iruka jumped, Kakashi had just entered the classroom.
"Um…um…" Iruka mumbled.
"Oh, don't mind me…carry on class." Kakashi grinned.
"Tit head!"
"Hmm…is THAT what I'm hiding under this mask?" Kakashi asked running his fingers through his hair as Iruka turned pink.
"Undersized!"
"Am I really?" Kakashi turns towards the wall and looks down his pants, "Nope! I'm okay!"
"Vile!"
Kakashi nodded, "Hmm…sometimes…"
"Wanker!"
Kakashi sighed, "I won't deny it!"
"X…um…sensei what begins with X?"
Iruka has turned an embarrassed shade of red, "Um…let's end it for today class!"
The children leave the class giggling and Kakashi goes over to Iruka.
Kakashi leans his face close to Iruka's "Would you like me to tell you my alphabet of your descriptions?…"
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xX A convo between little Sasuke and his bro Xx
Itachi: Roses smell nice.
Sasuke: They have thorns.
Itachi: Chocolate tastes good.
Sasuke: They're coloured like shit.
Itachi: Puppy dogs are cute.
Sasuke: They shit all over the place.
Itachi: I'm a babe magnet.
Sasuke: You're a Kisame magnet too.
Itachi: You're a whiny depressing little Anikey.
Sasuke: I know.
Itachi: Wanna go for ice-cream?
Sasuke: Yay! I want vanilla!
Itachi: No you'll have strawberry.
Sasuke: Why?
Itachi: I dunno
Sasuke: You're paying?
Itachi: Why pay when everything in life is free?
Sasuke: I thought the saying was 'nothing in life is free'?
Itachi: That only applies to people without sharingan.
Sasuke: Okay!
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Get A Hobby:
"Oh no!" Kakashi shrieked.
Iruka jumped, "What!"
"I left my 'Icha Icha Paradise' at your house!"
"So! That's not that important! You didn't have to shit me up about it." Iruka said frowning.
Kakashi sighed, "Now how am I going to entertain myself, when it gets boring?"
Iruka raises an eyebrow, "There is more to life than your perverted little books you know."
"There is?"
"Yeah, you should get a hobby like…origami."
Kakashi scratches his head, "What's that?"
"The art of paper folding."
Kakashi smiled, "You mean where you bend paper and stuff and make pretty little animals?"
"Yep, that's the one."
"Hmm…I'd rather bend you into a pretzel shape, with me twisted in between."
Iruka sweat dropped, "Um…maybe you're not the origami type…um…what about bird watching?"
Kakashi grinned, "I'd rather go dolphin watching."
"Um…Um…Okay what about…" Iruka's eyes widen as Kakashi chuckles in a rather lewd way, "…actually forget the hobbies! Why don't I go and get you that book!"
Kakashi smiles as he watches Iruka run back to his house to retrieve 'Icha Icha Paradise'.
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Kabuto Orochimaru Stuff:
"Oh Orochimaru-sama! It's so warm and wet and Aaaaaah…"
"Well, duh Kabuto, it's a hot bath."
"Will you scrub my back?"
"No."
"Can I scrub yours?"
"No, my tongue can reach that."
"Oh yes Orochimaru-sama, your tongue can reach many places!"
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Kisame's Dreams:
Kisame is fast asleep…lets have a look into his dreams…
Hmm…what? Kisame loves candyfloss? And in his dreams he's gliding around in candyfloss clouds dressed in a fluffy tutu?
What! Kisame has huge eyelashes and a coat of cherry flavoured lip gloss, he's singing Kylie's 'Can't get you out of my head'!
Oh wait…just a minute! That was Itachi's dreams!
Er hem…Now onto KISAME'S DREAMS!…
Hmm…we see Itachi…naked… (ooh! Ogle!) …er hem… Itachi is on a cute little pony, wearing a tiara, holding a pretty wand and riding across the beautiful woods…Aww…how cute!
Up and down and up and down on the pony…ouch that's some serious saddle sores!
Oh wait…Itachi is getting off the pony…he looks angry…he's screaming something about the stupid author writing stupid fan fictions…
ARRGH! RUN! Itachi's got a pointy wand and he's not afraid to use it!
Stop running! Kisame's caught up with Itachi and they're passionately making out…ooh get your cameras out! 'Click' 'click' 'click' 'click'…okay that's enough photos for today.
Oh…erm…Itachi's going up and down and up and down again… Shock! Horror! Gasp! O.o Itachi's got back on his pony with Kisame and now they're coming after me again! Noooooooo!
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