Random Lil' Tingz Returnz!
Disclaimer: I don't own!!! T-T
AN: I put my random hat back on and magical fairies dancing on Sasuke's lips! Here's a new chap :P
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"Don't! No! Please Orochimaru!" Kabuto squealed in fear as a shadow loomed over him. "No! I can't stand it, the last time you shoved that in me, the pain was so bad I almost died!"
"Kabuto-kun, stop being such a baby!" Orochimaru berated his little friend, "It'll be all over in a minute, you'll see."
"OH MY GOD! I can feel it going in!" Kabuto sweated profusely, squirming on the bed, "OH GOD OROCHMARU!"
"Shh…Kabuto-kun…imagine something pleasant and you'll soon forget the pain."
"ARGH!!" Kabuto racked his brain furiously, flinching at the pain of that enormous thing entering his body, "I'm imagining…ARRRGH…uh…Us…haviiiiing fuuu-AHHH-uuuuuun…"
"There see…all done." Orochimaru said smiling as he pulled out the vaccine needle.
"Oh thank you Orochimaru-sama…" Kabuto gasped, relieved.
"Now…on with the next art of my experiment." Orochimaru sniggered, bringing out an insanely massive thermometer.
"Uh…Orochimaru-sama…where do you plan on putting that?" Kabuto asked nervously.
Orochimaru grinned, "Roll over and you'll see."
O.o
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Sasuke was ill, he felt absolutely miserable. His nose was runny and his head hurt. He sat in his bed feeling like a poisoned man, waiting to die.
"SASUKE!" He heard a voice shout up to his window.
Sasuke winced, he hadn't gone in to the academy today since he was ill and that oh so familiar voice wasn't something he'd missed.
"SASUKE OPEN THE WINDOW!"
Sasuke pretended he hadn't heard.
"SASUKE YOU TEME! OPEN THE WINDOW! WE DID THE COOLEST THING IN CLASS TODAY!"
"WHAT?!" Sasuke grumbled flinging open his window to see an excitable Naruto standing below.
"Oh Sasuke!" Naruto laughed, "We got to make babies!"
Sasuke blinked and fell backwards onto his bed. Babies??? They'd got to have sex in class?! Sasuke felt sweat drip from his forehead, life was soooo unfair. The one day that he choose to have as a sick day…he'd never had a sick day in his life before…and they let everyone have sex?!
"OI! Sasuke! Where'd you go?!" Naruto shouted impatiently.
Sasuke stumbled back over to the window, feeling grumpy on what he may have missed out, "What is it dobe?!"
"Look." Naruto held up a small bundle of cloth, "Here's mine, I named him after you!"
Sasuke squinted in order to see what the hell he was holding and a sort of relief spread over him as he realised the so-called baby was merely a sock with a face drawn on it.
"Tomorrow, I think we get to make real babies…sensei said this one was just a practise."
Sasuke gasped and fell out of the window…
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"I don't wanna!" Kakashi protested, as Iruka approached him with a menacing grin on his face.
"Kakashi! I don't care if you want it or not…I'll make you want it…" Iruka growled seductively.
"But…I don't have time for this!" Kakashi said nervously, "I'm already like five hours late for my next mission."
"I don't care Kakashi…no ones here but you and me…" Iruka moved right up close to Kakashi, "No one can save you now…"
"…" Iruka grabbed Kakashi's jounin vest and began unbuttoning it, then he tugged it off and flung it to the ground.
"Come on Kakashi…once we get into it…you'll love it. Hey, you might even thank me."
Iruka slid his hands over Kakashi's chest, pulling his sweatshirt over his frowning head.
Naked from the waist up now, Kakashi fell to his knees, "Iruka, please…I don't think the time is right, please don't make me go through with this."
Iruka rolled his eyes and pushed Kakashi over onto his butt, then he flung off Kakashi's shoes, seized his trousers and off that came too. Kakashi shot a pleading look and Iruka relied with a lustful look that told him there was no going back.
"Ack!" Iruka gasped as he managed to render Kakashi completely naked. He held the jonin's boxers in his hand, he'd accidentally sniffed them.
"Told you, you'd regret this."
"Just shut up and take a bath!" Iruka coughed, collecting Kakashi's clothes and making his way towards the washing machine.
"Aww…I don't wanna."
Iruka glared at Kakashi, "It's just a bath!"
"I'm not taking a bath unless you have it with me." Kakashi said, flashing his cutest smile.
Iruka sighed, "Fine…I'll go get the rubber ducky."
Kakashi punched the air, "Yay!"
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"Oh…I don't feel so good Gai sensei." Lee groaned.
"Are you doing it right?" His sensei asked.
Lee closed his eyes, "I'm sure I did oh great knowledgeable sensei…but now my hand hurts so much."
"Did you grasp it in your hand like so?" Gai asked, demonstrating.
Lee nodded.
"And then you slid your hand up and down, faster and faster until you could feel the youthful energy rushing through your veins?"
"Yes Gai sensei…" Lee sighed, "Perhaps I am weak…or just not used to it."
"Well Lee…" Gai pondered quietly, "Mastering the trumpet is quite a difficult one…perhaps you're just more of a flute man…"
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"No one loves me…" Gaara said quietly to himself as he sat on the edge of a cliff overlooking the Village of the Sand.
Stars shot over him like pretty crystals in the sky. Upon the shooting star, Gaara made a wish.
"I wish I had someone that would love me very much." Gaara whispered.
Suddenly a woman fell from heaven and landed with a thud in Gaara's lap. She seemed dazed, but smiled upon seeing Gaara.
"Hi." She said softly.
"H-Hi…" Gaara replied, she was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen in his life.
She looked into his eyes lovingly and her hand reached forwards to brush against the tattoo on his forehead, "You know what? I don't know why…but I think I love you."
Gaara smiled, "How much do you love me?"
"I love you more than anything in the world." She replied happily.
"And?"
"And…I would die for you…"
Gaara grinned and his sand slid from his gourd encased the girl's beautiful body affectionately and then crushed her to smithereens. BOOM! A random villager below cursed the sky for its red rain…it must've been the eighth time that week that this had happened.
Gaara cast his eyes to the deep dark sky again, "No one loves me now…I killed her…sob…I wish I had someone to…"
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O.O Whoa…lol I wonder if any of this randomness was good…or whether just plain scary lol R&R!
Pepsi Dragon x