So it was that Bond continued down the yellow road on his way to stop the evil wizard from trying out all of his crazy inventions on the little munchkins, (even though the munchkins seemed to be able to take care of themselves just fine.) His walk eventually led him to a small cabin of wood, when he came face to face with a being made entirely of copper. A woman.
"Mrrtnniii," she mumbled through her sealed lips.
"What," Bond asked as he leaned closer.
"Mrrtnniii."
"If I heard you correctly," Bond said aloud. "I believe that you said martini, am I right?"
"Ysss," the statue tried to say.
"But where am I going to find a martini out here in the middle of nowhere."
"Thhh ccccbnnn."
"The cabin? Ok, if you say that there is a martini in there, I'll go get it for you."
Bond walked up and entered the cabin. He fixed himself a martini at the bar inside first, shaken, not stirred, and then fixed another one the same way and took it out to the statue. He held the liquid up to her mouth and poured.
At first, nothing happened, but soon she was speaking. "Oh my, I have been there for ages. I thought I would never move again."
"Who are you, anyway," Bond asked as he poured the rest of the liquid over her, loosening up her joints.
"I am Moneypenny," she said. "I was a secretary for the munchkin master, but was cursed with this appearance when my master sided with the wizard."
"If she is an enemy of yours, then she is probably an enemy of mine. I am on my way to stop the wizard. You are welcome to join me if you would like."
So it was that the two of them set off down the road, continuing onward to the palace of the wizard.