I'm really sorry, but this chapter is really short! Read author's notes at the bottom for details.

Note: There is slight MirokuxSango in here, and there is also very slight InuxKag too. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THESE PAIRINGS! I will not be held responsible if you do not like these pairings and read. It's your own fault.

Ok, I'm sorry, I kind of sounded like a bitch, but I just wanted to say that. I'm sorry if anybody got offended by that, I just wanted to tell me awesome readers that.

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I will stop blabbering now and let you read the next chapter!

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"NO!" Miroku howled miserably.

"Anything but that," he pleaded, falling to his knees at the girl's feet as he put his hands together in a prayer position, and lifted them up as though begging (which is what he was doing.)

"Please, please, please, anything but that!"

The two females smirked at each other evilly, before Sango turned to the monk on the ground and said coldly, "Sorry Miroku," not sounding very sorry at all.

"Why Sango? Why Kagome? WHY?!"

"Why?" Kagome hissed. "Why?! WHY?! Because you're such a goddamn fucking PERV! Did you ever stop to think that perhaps, just maybe, girls don't like their butts to be stroked? Or have their breasts grabbed? Yeah, F.Y.I. Miroku, WE DON'T LIKE IT! 'Cept maybe Sango, but that's for an entirely different reason."

Sango flushed bright red before glaring at Kagome angrily.

Said miko shrugged.

"What? It's true."

"What are you talking about?! Why would I like it when that LECHER touches me?! IT'S DISGUSTING!!"

"Uh-huh," Kagome replied nonchalantly as she picked dirt from under her fingernails, unfazed by the demon slayer's outburst, "You just keep telling yourself that Sango. Maybe one day you'll believe it, but that day, is not today."

"WHAT?!" Sango screeched furiously, her face now bright red from anger. "Why on Earth would I like it when that pervert touches me?! I mean, what do you take me for, a slut?!"

"No, no, no, that's not what I meant, and you know it Sango!"

Miroku was edging away from the bickering females slowly, trying to escape inconspicuously.

Unfortunately though, he just had to step on a fallen tree branch, making a loud CRACK ring through the clearing.

Both women whipped their heads around to glare at Miroku, who cowered in fear under their intense looks.

"Where do you think you're going, eh, houshi?" Sango snarled, a feral tone clearly detectable in her usually cheerful voice.

"Ehh…I was…uh…just, um…" Miroku stuttered fearfully.

"You weren't trying to escape, were you?" asked Kagome, her voice deathly calm.

"…No." Miroku squeaked fearfully.

"Good."

Silence.

"Kagome?"

"Yes Sango?"

"The monk still needs to serve his punishment."

Miroku gulped, terrified.

"Aww, yes, thank you for reminding me Sango. But first, I must go back to my time to retrieve the video camera."

Sango nodded in agreement, but then added impatiently, "Hurry back, I wish to see the pervert get what he deserves."

Kagome nodded curtly.

"Yes. Me too."

When Kagome came back, she was carrying a small black bag, which inside laid a shiny, metal camcorder.

"Oh, Inuyasha!" She called.

Nothing.

"Oh, INUYASHA!" She cried again.

Nothing.

"OSUWARI!" she screamed, and from behind, she could hear a large BAM! as Inuyasha plummeted to the hard, cold, unforgiving ground, followed by a "DAMN YOU!"

"Oh, there you are," Kagome said cheerfully. "I have a favor to ask of you."

"Keh," Inuyasha muttered as he got up, dusting himself as he did. "Why should I help you, wench?"

He knew that was bad move as soon as he said it, and his ears flattened as he flinched reflexively, expecting to be sat again.

However, Kagome just smiled and ignored him, saying, "Aww, you will? Gee, that's so nice of you!"

"Uhh...you're welcome." Inuyasha was confused. She wasn't going to sit him?

"Ok, well, I need you to…"

With Sango and Miroku

"So…" Miroku stated awkwardly, trying to make conversation.

"So…" Sango echoed.

"How are we going to locate Kikyo?" Miroku asked, finally just accepting his punishment.

"Well, Kagome-chan said she was going to have Inuyasha sniff her out, but I don't know if he's going to do that, so me and Kagome-chan have a plan B, just in case."

"Oh, really? And just what is this plan B?"

Sango smirked.

"Oh, don't worry, you'll see."

Miroku gulped. He really didn't like the look Sango had on her face.

Back with Kagome and Inuyasha

"You want me to do WHAT?!" Inuyasha yelled, disbelief etched across his face.

"We want you to sniff out Kikyo for us."

"I know that, but, still!"

"What?" Kagome asked. "I don't really get why you're making such a big deal about this, especially because I know you want to."

"Yes, I know, I want to, but I don't want to just to let Miroku grope her!" (A/n: It almost burned my fingers to write these words.)

Kagome didn't even flinch when he said that he wanted to sniff Kikyo out, because she would have her revenge soon enough…

"So? You get to sniff the dead whore-I mean, Kikyo, out. Besides, this is Miroku's punishment, and we will not let this go. So it's either you sniff her out, or I make you! And let me tell you, you don't want me to make you. It will be most painful."

Inuyasha was so immersed in not having to find Kikyo and have Miroku grope her, that he didn't notice Kagome's little "slip of the tongue".

"Fine," He huffed in agreement, "But I get to pound the monk afterwards."

"Fine. Just find Kinky ho- I mean, Kikyo, for us."

This time, Kagome wasn't so lucky in concealing her little "slip."

"What did you call her?" Inuyasha growled. (A/n: I almost threw up when I wrote this. Don't worry though, Inu will change his mind soon enough!)

"What are talking about?" Kagome asked innocently.

"You know what." The half-demon grunted.

"I do? Really? Umm…ok. If you say so. Now just go find Kikyo for us!"

"Stupid bitch." Inuyasha muttered under his breath as he ran off to find the little slut- I mean, Kikyo. Unfortunately, he wasn't out of earshot when he said this, so Kagome heard him.

"Osuwari!" she yelled.

When he slammed into the ground, she walked over to him, bent down, and then whispered in his ear, "Aww, I'm so glad you think of me as yours already. I thought I was going to have to do some persuading."

Inuyasha jumped up in surprise, but Kagome had already turned around and strolled out of the clearing.

"I'll go get Miroku and Sango!" she called over her shoulder.

"Kikyo had better be here when I get back!" she threatened. "Or someone will have to pay the price! And it ain't gunna be Miroku!"

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Yes, it's short, I'm sorry! However, there are a lot of ways I can start the next chapter, so I want you guys to tell me what you want to happen.

IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! READ! Ok, where do you guys want the next chapter to start?

Scenario one- We follow Inuyasha on his way to go get the dead whore, and we follow the two on their way back to the monk, the demon slayer, and the time traveling miko. (A.k.a. Miroku, Sango, and Kagome.)

Scenario two- We follow Kagome on her way to get Miroku and Sango, and we follow all three of them on their way back to the clearing where the punishment will take place.

Scenario three- We follow Miroku and Sango, and listen in on their conversation, then Kagome comes, and we follow them back to the clearing with Inuyasha and Kinky ho, same as the end of the last scenario.

Scenario four- We follow Inuyasha and the slut, then go back in time and follow Kagome, then go back in time and follow Sango and Miroku. So, all of the scenarios.

Tell me watcha want! I'm not looking for a certain number of reviews this time, but remember, the more I get, the faster I update!

Lots o' love,

KIAKH