Yes, KIAKH is back from the dead!!! MWUHAHAHA!!! I HAVE RETURNED!!!

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Inuyasha ran through the forest quickly, trying to find the dead whore we know as Kikyo for Miroku's punishment.

He stopped and tilted his nose towards a small group of trees that were rustling, although not from the wind. His eyes lit up and he smirked. 'Bingo.'

Out from behind the trees came the slut, and she didn't look that happy.

"Inuyasha," she said in her cold, dead-sounding, monotone voice. "Why have you summoned my presence?"

He merely smirked, although he almost shuddered from the disgusting smell of clay, death, and bones.

'Wow, she smells like shit!' He thought.

"Come, come," He gestured to her with one long, clawed finger. "We must hurry, or else Kagome'll have my head." He gulped.

Kikyo glided eerily towards the half-demon, who in turn spun around and bounded gracefully away, leaving the clay doll floating creepily after him on her soul stealers.

As the two walked, err, floated, towards the clearing, Inuyasha didn't even look at the dead priestess beside him, instead focusing solely on getting back before the teenager from the 20th century had his head!

After a good few minutes of no sound save for the rustling of clothing and the swish of the wind, Kikyo finally got fed up with the (kind of) perturbing silence of her "companion", so she turned swiftly towards the hanyou, (while still floating in the air somehow) and demanded coldly, "Inuyasha, where are we going?"

The half-demon contemplated not answering her, but after glancing over at the dead priestess, he shook his head and answered, "I'm sorry Kikyo, but that information is classified and I cannot reveal it to you until we get to our designation."

The dead whore raised an eyebrow in surprise at the silver-haired hanyou's sudden increase in sophisticated vocabulary, but she just shrugged and stared ahead again, not paying any attention to Inuyasha's sudden incoherent mumblings.

"Oi, hurry up!" He called to the priestess from a few hundred feet ahead, and she jumped in surprise, and glanced towards the sky (what for though?).

"Why must we hurry?" She asked monotonously, still staring at the sky.

The half-demon sighed in irritation and blew a piece of silver hair out of his face.

"Just go faster!" He shouted and then turned around and started running again, even faster this time.

Kinky-ho, in a rare show of emotion, looked almost frightened for a moment, but looked up when she noticed a shadow towering over her. (Even though she's hovering in the air. O.o)

Inuyasha was standing above her, a look of frustration on his face.

"Oi, Kikyo, I said hurry up, now hurry the goddamn hell up!!!" And once again, he swiftly turned around and sprinted away.

The priestess floated after him eerily, catching up to him easily, and then proceeding to hover next to him.

One again, there was an awkward silence above the two, although no one attempted to break it this time as very different thoughts were running through their heads.

'Ya know, I'm almost glad Miroku's punishment is to grope Kikyo. It'll be as much torture for her as it will be for the pervert! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!'

'I hope it doesn't rain. I'll probably melt because I'm made out of dirt. Oh dear. That would be bad. Oh well. Inuyasha will rescue me.'

Seemingly reading her thoughts, the half-demon glared at the sky, almost as if to say, "Don't you dare rain bitch."

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Yeah, yeah, this chapter was short. SUCK IT UP!!! Nah, just kidding. XD Well, all I have to say is that I'm sorry that I haven't been on, and that school is a horrible, horrible thing, and…hope you enjoyed the chapter. :)