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Nothing annoys me more when I am reading a story and I start to get into it and then have to wait a month or so for an update and have to read the whole thing over again cause I forgot what was happening. Even worse is when a fic gets abandoned cause then I have to make up something cause I need some kind of closure.
Sorry for the rant there.
There are nine chapters in all, and unless something comes up I will do two a day and then the final one.
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Taking Shikamaru's Virginity
Chapter 5
Day four.
Shikamaru was convinced now that something seriously wrong was happening. First Ino, then Anko, then Kurenai, then Hinata, then Tenten, then during training a group of chuunin girls had hid and watched him. Then when he went to report in with Tsunade for Kakashi, a bunch of jounin and anbu women were watching him as well, hell even Shizune and Tsunade had eyed him speculatively. Hell the only woman in the village who wasn't eyeing him like they wanted to throw him down and rape him was Sakura. He couldn't even begin to figure out the best medic nin ever; first she flirted with Chouji of all people, then Kiba while she was looking at him, then she refused to help him and went waltzing off with Neji.
He had to admit it, he was at a loose. So he went to get advice.
"Yo Kakashi-sensei," he called up a tree to his perverted sensei who was reading his book.
"Yo," he called down but didn't tear his eyes away from his precious book.
"Can I talk to you for a second?" he asked.
"Sure," Kakashi said jumping down.
"See I am not used to having to deal with women," he began.
"Is this about the chuunins that were watching you this morning?" Kakashi asked.
"And the jounin and anbu afterwards," he sighed.
"Ok start at the beginning," Kakashi instructed.
Once Shikamaru finished he whined, "All the women of the village are looking at me like they want to throw me down and rape me."
"All?" Kakashi asked in disbelief.
"Well, except Sakura," he mused, "She has been a bit of a bitch."
"My Sakura?" Kakashi couldn't believe it.
"Yeah," Shikamaru said and explained to him about the hospital.
"Well I guess she really wanted to go out with Neji," Kakashi shrugged, "I hear he does amazing things with his chakra."
"How do you know that?" Shikamaru asked worriedly.
"The ladies talk about it all the time in the baths, especially Sakura and Tenten," Kakashi told him.
"So what do I do sensei?" he asked.
"I'd talk to Sasuke or Neji," Kakashi told him, "They have lots of experience when it comes to dealing with rabid fangirls."
Shikamaru's eyes narrowed when he heard his choices.
"Genma or Kiba might give some insight but not much," Kakashi added.
"I think I will go and ask Genma," Shikamaru said and began to leave.
Kakashi began to chuckle once he was out of earshot, "Sakura," he sighed, "Whatever game those girls are playing, she is winning."
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The girls had all met together.
"So how is it going?" Anko asked.
"I'm so close," Ino bragged.
"I almost had him," Kurenai said, "He just needed to met people."
"He just said that to get away from you," Tenten told her.
"You girls can keep trying but I have this one," Sakura boasted.
"Yeah right," Ino scoffed, "You pissed the hell out of him yesterday."
"Yeah, you do remember that we are trying to seduce Shikamaru and not Neji," Tenten pointed out to her.
"Or Chouji," Ino added.
"Or Kiba," Hinata added.
"Just part of my strategy," Sakura said.
"To make him hate you?" Tenten scoffed.
"Yep," Sakura just went along with it.
"You know we have more competition now," Ino huffed.
"What?" Anko asked.
"A bunch of chuunin girls were spying on him while we were training today and when I followed him to headquarters there were a bunch of jounin and anbu women who were giving him dirty looks," Ino told them.
Sakura got a sadistic smile.
"Look what we started," Kurenai smirked.
"Poor Shikamaru-kun," Hinata sighed.
The door to the restaurant opened and in walked Genma.
"Well if it isn't my favorite ladies," he said pulling up a chair.
"Hey Genma," everyone greeted him.
"Haven't seen you ladies around lately," he said as he leaned back in his chair between Sakura and Ino. "Anything new and exciting going on?"
"Not really," Ino sighed.
"I hear that you all are giving Shikamaru a hard time, except my little Cherry Blossom," he said putting his arm around her shoulders.
"Don't know what you are talking about," Anko said shortly.
The door opened and this time Shikamaru came in.
All the women instantly perked up, except Sakura.
He sauntered over to the table, "Hey Genma can I talk to you for a second?" he asked.
Sakura began to laugh, "It must be bad if you are going to this pervert for advice," she joked.
Genma got up and gave her a thorough kiss to shut her up.
"Whatever it is I can help you with it," Ino said quickly getting up.
"Yeah right Ino," Anko said, "I have way more experience then you do in all matters."
"Yeah but you scare him," Tenten said getting up.
"Ladies, come on," Genma said pulling away from Sakura and pulling her out of her chair, "He wanted to talk to me," he began to pull her towards the door.
"Um, I wanted to talk to you alone," Shikamaru pointed out.
"I'll cover her ears," Genma told him.
They went outside to the back area.
There were two benches facing each other outside. Shikamaru sat on one, Genma the other, Sakura sat sideways, leg across Genma's lap, arms around him tucked under his arm.
"Ok babe drain the chakra from your ears," Genma told her.
"Ok," Sakura sighed.
Genma began to say all sorts of obscene things but she made no movement that she had heard.
"Ok what is up?" Genma asked.
"I'm kind of having woman problems," Shikamaru began.
"So I hear," Genma joked.
Sakura began to run her hand over his chest and nibble on his neck.
"Well…um…you see…how do I get them to leave me alone?" he asked thoroughly disorientated by Sakura.
"You want to be left alone?" Genma asked in disbelief.
"All these women are just so troublesome," Shikamaru sighed.
"None more than this one I assure you," Genma said glancing down at the woman as he ran a hand over her thigh.
"Yeah, that one," Shikamaru muttered.
Both guys watched her for a second.
"So how do I get them to leave me alone?" Shikamaru asked.
Sakura looked up for a second and gave Shikamaru a sly look before she began to work on Genma's neck again.
"Usually I just have sex with them, tell them it's over and avoid them for a week or two," Genma told him.
"Not that one though," he pointed out.
"Hell no," Genma said, "This one is freaking amazing and between us, she does this amazing trick where she concentrates her chakra to her tongue."
Shikamaru looked like he was between shocked and turned on. Sakura looked at him again then scooted over so that she was now straddling Genma.
"Um, are you sure she should be out here?" Shikamaru asked very uncomfortable.
"Definitely," Genma smirked as he began to feel her ass, "You know if you want advice on how to really avoid women you need to go and see Sasuke or Neji."
"I just don't like them all that much," Shikamaru sighed.
"I thought you and the Hyuuga got along?" Genma asked surprised.
"Just don't want to deal with him right now," Shikamaru said.
"Then ask Sasuke, he has been dealing with this his whole life," Genma told him.
"I guess I have no other choice," Shikamaru sighed.
"Now I need to take care of this one," Genma said getting up.
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When Shikamaru found Sasuke he was with Sakura.
"Are you following me Nara?" Sakura asked shortly.
"Why would I do something so troublesome?" he huffed crossing his arms over his chest.
"I don't know, why is it you keep showing up where I am?" she demanded to know.
"Coincidence," Shikamaru said shortly, he turned to Sasuke, "Can I get your advice on something?"
"Depends, what it is," Sasuke said shortly.
Shikamaru glared at Sakura.
"I am not leaving or draining my ears this time," she said shortly.
"Fine, I was wondering how do you get rid of all the women that bother you?" he asked.
Sakura began to chuckle for a second then checked herself.
"Well running away and trying to destroy the village helped a lot," Sasuke said shortly.
"That is why you joined that snake bastard?!" Sakura snapped.
"No," Sasuke said shortly.
"Well that is out of the question," Shikamaru said.
"Sakura, what would turn you off of Shikamaru?" Sasuke asked.
Sakura began to smile, "Beyond what does already?" she asked.
Shikamaru glared at her.
"Just answer the question," Sasuke instructed.
"Well his laziness for one thing," She said rolling her eyes, "His use of the word 'troublesome', how chauvinistic he is sometimes."
"I think I get the point," Shikamaru said shortly.
"I don't know why everyone wants you all of the sudden, you are pretty average," Sakura said.
"I told you I got it," Shikamaru said in a deadly voice.
"Maybe the average looking, lazy slacker is the thing now," Sakura mused.
Shikamaru was getting pissed off.
"Perhaps I should let you two talk about this alone," Sasuke said and walked away.
"What is wrong with me all of the sudden that you hate me?" Shikamaru demanded to know.
"I don't know what you mean," she said shortly.
"You refused to help me the other day, you have never turned down helping anyone before," he pointed out.
"I had things I needed to do," she argued.
"You mean Neji," he corrected.
"Excuse me!" she snapped.
"First Chouji, then Kiba, then Neji, then Genma," he told her.
"I didn't do anything with Chouji," she said in a deadly voice.
"Who next, Naruto?"
She went to smack him but he caught her wrist.
"Why do you flirt with every guy but me when the rest of the village won't leave me alone?" he demanded to know.
She jerked her hand back and began to walk away. As she did she couldn't help but smile.
End Chapter 5