Ohaaaaaaayoooooooo! Ok, that was too cheery. Good morning, everyone! Well, to those who are reading this at night or afternoon, good afternoon or good night then! I typed this out in the morning so... yea. This chapter is split into two, the second part will be out soon. As too the questions asked in the reviews as to why were the E class referring to Nagisa as a her, it was because they deliberately choosing to refer him as a her. Don't forget that they love teasing Nagisa, and this is one of the ways, even though Nagisa isn't around to glare at them. But... On with the chapter!

Chapter 3: Play Time Part 1

Karma twisted and turned on his bed. The image of the cute girl from two weeks ago was still stuck in his head. True, he had returned every now and then to continue his spying for Asano. It was time like this he wished he ranked first in class, so Asano won't have power over him. He closed his eyes, only to be rewarded by the image of the cute girl again. Argh! He twisted some more. What is happening to him?

Teal blue hair in pigtails with large blue orbs staring at him…

Karma shook his head and scowled. "Get out of my head," he snarled at himself.

Petite lips farming an 'o' shape as she made her way towards him…

Karma got up from his bed. He would do anything to get that girl out of his head. Striding over to his table, he switched on the table light and began to study, for the first time in his entire life.

"Three weeks of practice and today is the day," Nagisa though, walking into Class 3E.

"Sunako-chan, ohayo~!"

Nagisa scowled immediately. Ever since the start of the practice sessions, his classmates has taken to call him by that name. Nagisa mentally cursed Koro-sensei for putting him in this situation, as he doubted the whole 'Sunako' thing will ever die down.

Speaking of Koro-sensei though… he was pretty serious about the play. He once had scolded Isogai, who was acting as Kazuya Sei, for messing up his lines. There was another time when he reserved a theatre in France and brought them all there using his Mach 20 speed to practice. That brings back to some good memories…

*Flashback

"Today class, please leave your bags in class and follow me to the back!" Koro-sensei announced.

The class did so and they were met by the sight of a caravan at the back.

"Everyone here?" Bitch-sensei's head popped out from one of the caravan windows.

Karasuma-sensei began counting the heads and nodded.

"Everyone in the CARAVAN!" Koro-sensei cheerfully yelled.

Once everyone was in the caravan, Koro-sensei jumped on top of it and placed his tentacles at the bottom to hold the caravan up.

"Make sure your seatbelts are buckled up!" he cried gleefully and with his Mach 20 speed, he sped off with the passengers inside gasping with nausea.

*End flashback

"Imagine that," Nagisa though with a smile on his lips. "Koro Airline: Free transport to ALL COUNTRIES! You'll reach within 10 minutes! Teachers and food provided."

Then there was the time when a French man tried to seduce Kanzaki…

*Flashback

"Where the hell are we?!" a nauseous Terasaka climbed out of the caravan.

"We are in France!"

"FRANCE?!" the whole E class yelled, disbelief clearly written on their faces.

Karasuma-sensei sighed and muttered something among the lines of "Knew they would react like this."

"Don't mind me asking… BUT WHAT ARE WE DOING IN FRANCE?!" Okajima yelled, hysterically.

"To practice, of course!" Koro-sensei announced. "Irina here had specially reserved a famous theatre dor us to practice in!"

Of course. Who else will have relations in other counties? Even Bitch-sensei's name says that she's clearly not Japanese… Irina Jelavc.

"Ok! Off we go!" Koro-sensei gleefully set off, his human disguise already put on. He must have put it on with his Mach 20 speed. They reached the theatre in a few minutes.

"Now, everyone~! Your senseis have spent their time to reserve the place for you so practice as much as you can~!"Koro-sensei plopped himself down on one of the many seats. "Please do remember to take the time to assassinate me too~ now… Sunako-chan, if you may?"

The practice session began only to be interrupted by…

"Monsieur?" a foreign voice suddenly said. "Monsieur?"

Koro-sensei found himself face-to-face with a French local man.

"Ah? Who are you?" he asked, firing away in rapid, fluent French.

Both of them started chatting while the others got on with their practice. It was not long before Koro-sensei announced that the man will be here to stay so they better be on their BEST behavior. Nagisa swore that half the class sweatdropped.

The French man took an interest in Kanzaki. But after so many incidents, the class weren't surprised. It's Kanzaki after all. This is Class 3E's logic: Sweets attract ants, Kanzaki attracts men.

The man, also known as Alix, tried to have a conversation with Kanzaki. Okay, that was not the real story. He tried to hit on Kanzaki. But as fluent as Kanzki is with her native language, she cannot speak French. The only word she knew was...

"Bonjour?"

Alix continued ranting off, probably trying to impress Kanzaki with whatever skills he got.

"Bonjour?"

Alix looked confused, but continued boasting of whatever brave deeds he done to save the Queen Victoria(Ok, that was exaggerating...). Anyone can see clearly that he is flirting. Kanzaki remained clueless of Alix's intentions though and tried to please him.

"Bonjour?"

This time, Alix got angry. Frustrated, he raised his hand to punch Kanzaki in the face. Before he can do anything-

BAM. Karasuma-sensei kicked him in the face.

WHACK. Bitch-sensei slapped him and started cursing in rapid French.

Alix found himself dangling on top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris the next second, courtesy of Koro-sensei.

"Next time, be more aware of the person in front of you, Kanzaki-san," Koro-sensei advised her. "By the way, it's break time, anyone wants some *haute?"

...

Typical Koro-sensei.

"I'm taking your silence as a 'no' then," Koro-sensei laid out his food in front of him. "Tries bien!"

*End flashback

"Ah, Nagisa-kun~!" Koro-sensei's cheerful voice broke Nagisa's train of thoughts. "You ready for today?"

"No."

"Eh?!" he exclaimed. "Why?"

"Whoever will be ready to crossdress?"

"But you are gorgeous in a dress!"

"... sensei... Are you blushing at the thought of me in the dress?"

"Eh? Eh! No way! Why would I do such a thing?"

"Because sensei, you are a pervert."

"Nagisa-kun, that is mean of you~!"

That is the end of this chapter's Part 1. I will be posting the next chapter by Monday, I think. Holidays are ending so it will be hard for me to update. But do not fear, this is only a 5 chapter fic, though I will be writing a sequel. Updates will be slow from now on, I have to juggle time between school, music, various tournaments because my parents are typical Asians...

Till then, Ja~

Yours,

BlueSkyBlue,

a.k.a. Otonashi Hayuka