A/N: It's been decided! Each chapter will be named after a misspelling of Spain's name since I have so much fun doing that. Beware of the [poorly written] excuse of a sex scene brought to you by Prussia!

May be a confusing chapter; I switched between Prussia's Immortal and reality a few times.

(Chapter One will now be known as Chapter 1: Sapn)

Chapter 2: Spaini

Hey im bak and I have a new capter for you! Trigger wanring there is a sex scnee and if you don't like it you can go fuck off and get off of my story bc ur just a hater like that idiot loser Austra! Austra if ur readin this then go away you stupid violin fucker because I didn't rite this for u I hate you!1!

We were drunk and the meeting was starting. Spaini left to pick up Roman from preschool and when he cam back romona was eating a crayon and shitting himself

"Wait one fucking second, you bastard!" Romano was seething, sitting up from his and Spain's blanket pile. "Why am I in preschool and why am I eating fucking children's drawing utensils and defecating on myself?!"

Spain was flustered, torn between cheering on Prussia's story and Romano's enraged behavior. He was holding onto Romano's waist, knuckles turning white, trying to hold the man down to prevent him attempting to murder his best friend.

"Spain, please control your fuckboy," France groaned from his own makeshift bed, his pillow held tightly to his ears.

"FUCKBOY?!"

My little brother drank 2 much again and was letting his stupid slick hair down. Frnace came to me (hahahahaah but not like that ew) and I saw his makeup he was wearing dark black eyeliner nd purple eyeshadow and he wore conceler to make himself paler bc he always was jealous of how pale I am. He's in a gothic fase and his nails were paintd black and his lips were blood red.

Span was in the boots he borrowed from me and they were black with red lace and he had on ripped skinny jeans and a Slayer shirt because Slayer is his favorite band but my favorite band is Papa Roach.

"Hey Persia was Hungry talking to you?" France asked and I turned red under my perfect makeup.

"Laß mich! Laß mich in Ruhe!"

"Prussia, honey, that's a different language," France called from his pillows.

"Eine Sprache ist niemals genug."

I got mad at them becuause theyre being stupid again and when I got outside I ran into my artch nemsis! Asstria!

"I saw u talking to my girl" he said.

"Ur girl was talking to me!" I said.

"She would never because youre albino and albinos are gross." He said.

"Well ur short." I said.

Asstria got mad and he tried to fight me but im strong and I won like 20 weightlighting competitions at home an he didn't know that and I kicked his ass and he was crying on the curb like the bitch he is it was really funny to watch and I chubbed up a bit but not because of him it was becayse I new Hungary would want to bone me so much after I defeated her stalker.

"Oh Prussia!" He said hornily. Then she ran to me and I picked her up in my strong man arms and she kissed me with the passion of a million waterfalls. Everyone clapped and started throwing Thalers at us.

I looked at Hungary and I said "lets get out of here" and we went back to the meeting room and locked the doors and we made out really hotly. She touched my thingy and I touched her thingy it was the craziest thing. I love the girls who hate to love bc their just like me. Hungary took my hand and ran it up her thigh and she licked my lip and I pulled her hair and I fell in love for a night—

"Dude, did you just steal that from Situations?"

Prussia scowled and looked up from his tablet to the nosy American. "No! It's the sex scene!"

The blonde scoffed and tried to steal Britain's blanket from him. "Dude. It's from a song a band in my place wrote."

"No, it's not, you fucking hater!"

We were screaming and I think I was bleeding and then I came but not until Hungary did like a billion times because Im that good lol. We stoped and then we saw we had a audience of 1 and it was…. Ramona!

"Goo goo" he said with piss in his pants.

"OMG Spang totally sent him in to watch us!" Hungry screamed and I laughed and sai d "no he didn't Spain is just a negligent parent"

"Your right" she laughed.

We got our panties back on and we carried Romano by the scruff and gave him back to Spain and he purred when he saw Pain and we laughed and he lughed and then Spain gave us money for teaching his son how to sex.

"LET ME OUT RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR SO HELP ME, SPAIN!"

The countries flinched at the threatening and deep voice of Romano. Halfway through the chapter he had to be removed by force. The only place they could properly restrain him, ironically enough, was in the closet. Romano was not lost on the stupid joke (which America liked to repeat every time he remembered where they locked the angry Italian).

"SPAIN, YOU BETTER LET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET RIGHT FUCKING NOW."

"I will soon, tomate, I was just waiting until we got back to your place before I sprang it on you."

"YOU IDIOT, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL—wait, what?"

France nearly broke his neck with how fast he had sat up. "Spain, did you just say—"

Panicking and trying to save face, Spain squeaked and screamed at the door, "I said you look shitty, goodnight, Romano!" He retreated under his and Romano's shared bedding and held the blankets tightly around himself like a turtle in retreat.

Quickly Prussia began typing away at his tablet. "This just became canon!"

A/N: I hate myself.

Prussia's German phrases mean "Leave me alone!" and "One language is never enough." I found them on a German-English website in "useful German phrases" so I'm hoping they're not terribly inaccurate! Sorry for any German-fluent readers :/

Thalers were Prussian currency.

The song he ripped off was Situations by Escape the Fate.

Bonus crack: Spain yelling "you look shitty" at Romano is a Hot Rod reference, originally, "You look pretty." / "What?" / "I said you look shitty! Goodnight, Denise!"