A/N: Welcome to the first chapter that is entirely Prussia's Immortal! I didn't even proof-read it so you know it'll be horrible!

Chapter 4: Spoon

TrIgGeR wArNiNg: Asstria haahahahah lol becuz hes a cunt lol fuck him

I runned over to stupid fucking asstria's house and I beat his door off the fuckn hinges. "what is it, you mediocre albino?!" he screamed. "im here to beat you to death!" I said and then I started punching him in the face and he started crying and it reminded me of a MCR song I wonce heard called Nanananananananana TO EVERY ENEMY because hes my enemry and I hate him!

"Pls stop! He cried but I didn't stop because I hate him.

Then I punched him in the dick (lol not that he has one but I wouldn't no because im not gay you fucking idiots because I did sex to Hungry)

Then his head exploded and glitter rained everywhere because hes super gay but im not gay im Prussia!

Hungary ran out and kissed me on the face and said "omg Prussia that was awesome and your AWESOME!" "I know it" "Lets do sex" "Okay!" and we ran to his gay piano and we did the sex on top of that stupid musical piece of shit. I put my skin flute into her bergina and then we finished and she said I was the best she ever had and obviously that's true because I AM AWESOME!

And when we were done we went back and found stupid Asstria's body already descended to hell and all was left was a fucking pile of glitter and shit.

Now that we were a official couple we went to da bar and we met up with sum friends and we talked to them about how great making sex is and we bragged because we know were the best and they felt bad but I told them not to so they weren't.

"Wow Prussia" Span said "You should teach me how to be an awesome lover like you because Roman really likes it up the ass"

"See I do" Romanica said and he winked at me because he secretly thinks im cute but I cant do that to Spani hes my best friend!

Then Romano grabbed Spoon's hand and they giggled and they ran off to the bathrooms I guess they really have to pee. Frans complimented my outfit and I thanked him. I was wearing my evening-red contacts becayse my eyes are red but their crimson so they weren't the right red for tonigt. And I had on my sexy vintage Converse and some skinny jeans West couldn't wear because hes too fat. Then I had on my favorite MY Chemical Park T-shirt and black arm-warmers with little skulls on them.

Hungry was wearing this hot red dress (it brings out my eyes) that shows off her giant boobs.

"I hear you finally murdered Austria, good for you!" Frants exclaimed. "I hated him, he was a creep and a suspected child molester!"

I laughed becase now hes dead and I hate him. I went to the bathroom to check my sexy winged eyeliner and I looked in the mirror and admired how sexy pale I am. Then I heard… spooky moaning! It was coming from one of the stalls! That bastard Asstria must be back!

I turned around and I found the door and I screamed "FUCK YOU AND YOUR GAY ASS!" and I ultimate punched the door down! But then that gay ghost wasn't in there… it was Span and Mano!

"Gasp!" they cried. Span and Romano were dicking each other because theyre gay and that's how gays work! "Oh shit I don't want to catch the gay!" I screamed and I ran out of the bathroom before I could check my makeup.

I went back to the bar and tried to drown out that moment with my beer… but it tasted rong. It was fruity? And delicious? And it didn't taste like piss? "what the fuck" and I looked down but it wasn't an appletini it was just my beer but why did it taste so fabulous?

IT MUST BE THAT ASSTRIA! HE'S HAUNTING ME! HES….. MAKING ME GAY?!