That fuckin stupid gay stupid jerk unawesome piece of dead shit was trying to make me gay but ill show him! I'll outsmart Asstria (as always) and I'll show him hes not making me gay! Imm going to build an immunity to queerosexuals!
I marched back into da bathroom and Spin and Romina were still at it making sex so I stood on a toilet and watched them over the stall and Span was putting his meat churo in Romanos pasta bowl and Romano was moaning at the penis and Span was spraying his alfredo sauce all over the bathroom and I left befor they could catch me because im super sneaky and ninja like.
I saw Francs at the bar getting more of his stupid gay French drinks and I went to him. "Where is Hungary?" "She went home," he said with an accent. "She was tired.
"Cool, what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm going to do you know what with Onglitare"
I'm good at Frentch and knew he ws talking about the eyebrow guy and I asked "can I watch I need to show off Austia" and he said I coild but to hide because Browland doesn't like being watched so I decided to hide because I didn't want to be caught and have him think I was some figit.
We got in his lame French car and went to his house which was actually the Eyefull Tower and I went to his bedroom first and hid in the closet. Then Frents brought Britland in and they started the gay.
"Hon hon hon"
"Shut up yu frog"
Then France stuck his baguette into England's tea pot and they sexed and I watched and I felt the immunity builing up in my penis. I was getting stronger and that would show that stupid dead piece of shit!
Then I went home and Hungary gave me some potatoes and I ate them and went to bed. She wanted to make love but I was tired aand I had a headache from all the alcohols I had so I went to bed while she stayed up and watched sports like football or whatever I don't know what women like I don't have a bagina.