Note: The following chapter, I don't know where it takes place. In Ren and Stimpy, it's like they change places every single episode, so I'm not really gonna describe the location here.
Onto the chapter!
It was in a regular, typical neighborhood, in a regular house. Inside the house was Ren, an asthma-hound Chihuahua, Stimpy, a big, red and incredibly stupid cat, and Sven, Ren's cousin, who was visiting for a week. Ren was reading his newspaper in the couch in the living room, when he heard the sound of Stimpy calling him. Stimpy enters the living room.
"Hey Reeeeeennnnn!" said Stimpy.
"What?!" Ren said, sorta crumpling the newspaper.
"Will you help us try out our new invention? Sven and I worked on it last night!" said Stimpy. Sven comes into the living room.
"Yeah!" said Sven. "We worked on it all night!"
"NO WAY, STIMPY! Last time I did that, I got stuck in socks, got shaved, and got mind-controlled!"
"But weren't you happy when you were being angry with me?" said Stimpy. Ren figures out what Stimpy was saying.
"Well, yeah. But still, you DIDN'T have to force me into happiness!"
"Sorry. But anyway, it's not a Happy Helmet we want to show you, it's a remote-controlled toothbrush!" said Stimpy, showing the remote to Ren. "Every time you want to brush your teeth, you can use this remote to lure the toothpaste into your teeth. Then you can control any toothbrush with it."
"That kinda sounds ridiculous."
"No, Ren. With this, you can brush your teeth without being at home."
"Yeah, Ren. You can do it anywhere." said Sven.
As Ren was about to object to both Stimpy and Sven, the portal opens right in front of them, and Star comes out of the portal. The three look at her with confusion. And when I mean confusion, I mean just standing there. Literally just standing there.
"Why are you guys just standing there and staring?"
"We're not staring." said Stimpy. He and Sven walk closer to Star.
"Stimpy, I don't trust creeps like her." said Ren.
"Oh, don't worry. I'm not a creep. I'm a friend-maker!" said Star.
"You build friends?" asks Sven.
"Technically, it's making friends, but not in a literal way."
"Good enough. Let's be friends!" said Stimpy.
"OH JOY!" said Star.
After introducing themselves, Stimpy, Sven, and Star became friends immediately. They played some of Stimpy's records, played around with Star's wand, and Star would watch them play in the sandbox. She even played some of the board games with them. (Except for Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence, as it destroyed the house the last time Sven came to visit.)
Unfortunately, Ren didn't like Star, mainly because she was just as happy-go-lucky as Stimpy and Sven, but shrugged it off a teeny-tiny bit, as she was at least a sorta-intellectual creature like him. But even if she was a bit intelligent, Ren still didn't like her, as she had no idea what a polar bear was.
This went on for a while, until Ren was annoyed by Star's visit. He was about to yell at her to leave, until the front door violently opened. A familiar figure was at the front door.
It was Victor, the bully who beat up Ren and Stimpy before.
"I'm…back!" said Victor.
"Wait…I thought you died when you fell off a cliff." said Stimpy.
"This is a cartoon, idiot. We almost…never die."
"Oh no! I don't want to get beaten up again!" said Ren.
"Oh, don't worry. I'm not gonna beat you up. I'm gonna beat you up harder than usual." Victor walked closer to Stimpy, Sven, and Ren, shaking in fear. As he was getting closer, Star jumped in between the three and Victor.
"Hold it! You're not gonna beat up my new friends!" said Star.
"Pfff…what are you gonna do about it, stupid?" said Victor. "I'll beat you up first with my fist!"
"Hey! DON'T CALL STAR STUPID!" said Stimpy.
"Shut up, peabrain!"
"Okay…you asked for it! CRYSTAL CUPCAKE BLAST!" yelled Star, as she uses her wand to shoot cupcakes at Victor, who was laughing.
"HAHA! WHAT A PUNY SPELL! HAHA…" but while Victor was laughing, the cupcakes blasted him away from the house and back into his dad's car. Stimpy, Sven and Ren were still cowering in fear.
"Psst…it's okay. The bully is gone." said Star. The three stopped shaking.
"Phew…thanks, Star." said Ren. His thoughts for Star changed. To him, she was no longer a nuisance, but a hero.
"Oh, it's no problem, Ren."
"Oh, Ren. I was so busy playing with Star, I forgot to ask you if you wanted to try out our remote-controlled toothbrush." said Stimpy.
"Sure, I can try it out." said Ren. He was in a happy mood, since he and the two were saved by Star. Star then realized it was time for her to go back home. It was almost 12:00pm.
"Oh…um…Stimpy, Ren, Sven…I gotta go back home."
"When will you get back?" asks Stimpy.
"I guess…pretty soon."
"Pretty soon?! HOW LONG IS THAT?!"
"I guess I can come back when I have the time." said Star. Stimpy then cries.
"What will I do till then?!" said Stimpy, sobbing.
"Don't worry, Stimpy. I'll come back and visit sometime." said Star.
"Bye, Star." said Ren and Sven, comforting Stimpy, who was still crying. Star then cut open a portal back to her house, and hopped inside it. The portal then closed.
"Now how about I try out your new invention?" asks Ren.
One more chapter to go. What did you think of this one?