Disclaimer: No, I don't own YYH but I do own the inn, the story plot, and the Yaone person. But if anyone else wants to use the Hiei being a waiter idea than feel free. I hope you enjoy my fanfic and I'll have you know that this is yaoi. If you don't like, don't read or review. Constructive criticism is good though.

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Hiei glared at Yaone as she pranced off towards another table. Why the hell won't she tell me? What did that damn Kitsune say? He sighed in exasperation, knowing that he needed to get back to work. He picked up his tray and froze when an arm wrapped around his waist.

"Wanna havva drink with me sweetheart?" Hiei winced at the slurred voice and the heavy smell of alcohol. Another drunk patron, just what he needed. He grabbed the meaty wrist and pulled arm away from his body before he tried to escape to another part of the room. But a second arm wrapped around his hips and the large hand squeezed his flesh unmercifully. "Where ya going? I aint done with ya yet!" Hiei growled low in his throat and grabbed a full bottle of cheap wine off a nearby table. He then swung his arm around and was quite pleased to hear a dull thump as the arm around his waist slid off. He glanced down at the patron and grimaced. It was another Gundrakor. Those ugly demons were regular customers in this part of the Makai. He set the unbroken bottle down on the table, picked up his tray which he'd dropped before he slugged his molester, and walked toward the backroom in slightly higher spirits. It was almost 10:30, he'd gotten to severely injure a patron, and he wouldn't have to see that annoying kitsune, Kurama, ever again.

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Kurama smiled to himself. Watching the fiery waiter deal with a drunk customer had been amusing to say the least. Hiei was quite a prize, to be sure.

Kuronue leaned over and tapped Kurama on the arm. "Hey Kurama. It's almost 10:30. Shouldn't you head around back?" Kurama glanced at the ornate clock across the room and noticed that it was indeed time for Hiei's shift to end. He was out the door in mere seconds. Kuronue thumped his head against the table before he ordered another drink. It was going to be a long night.

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Hiei snatched his coat off the back of a chair and pushed the heavy back door open. He allowed himself a satisfied smirk. That kitsune had been planning something, he was sure of it. Well, it wasn't going to work. That arrogant fox wouldn't know he was gone until it was too late. "Hn. Stupid kitsune."

"Stupid kitsune? I'm hurt my little spitfire. Really I am." Hiei froze at the sound of that rich mellow voice. 'Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit!' He pivoted slowly on one foot to face him. The kitsune was leaning up against tall tree, the moonlight caused his hair to sparkle as it moved with the light breeze. His piercing gold eyes were set upon Hiei and a mocking smile played abut his lips.

"You weren't going to leave were you?" The kitsune took a step forward, "I thought we could get a drink somewhere."

"That's a polite way for saying that you want me to suck you off!" Hiei snarled.

Kurama put a hand to his chest in mock shock, "Wow. I didn't know you liked me that much. We've known each other for a few hours and already you're making advances. I'm flattered."

"I'm not making advances!" he hissed. "You're fucking full of yourself!"

Kurama's gold eyes narrowed and his youki rose slightly. Hiei tensed, waiting for an attack. He blinked as one never came and Kurama's youki lowered to its original level. The kitsune smirked and a fang poked out over his lower lip.

"What are you smirking about?" Hiei growled.

Kurama's grin only grew wider before he turned away. "You may leave," he said calmly with an elegant wave of his hand.

Hiei just stood there. "Wha-what?" he stammered. "What do you mean?"

Kurama looked over his shoulder at him, "I said you may leave. I've decided that I won't be getting anywhere with you tonight so I'll wait." He paused, "Unless..." Kurama turned towards Hiei and strode forward until he was two feet away from him. "Unless..." He reached out with a pale hand and lifted Hiei's chin. "Unless you're giving into me now."

Hiei's angry reply was cut off as Kurama closed the distance between them and a pair of warm lips were upon his. He clamped his teeth together in silent rebellion, refusing to allow that arrogant bastard access.

Kurama growled in frustration as Hiei's teeth locked together. 'Stubborn little thing he is.'

He lifted one hand and pressed into the corner of Hiei's jaw, effectively parting his teeth and allowing him access to the sweet cavern within.

Hiei suppressed a moan as the kitsune's tongue plundered his mouth. Kurama deepened the kiss and his fangs collided with Hiei's with a wet crackling sound. 'How dare he!' Hiei's hands pressed against the kitsune's broad chest and he tried to push the damn creature away. But Kurama's arms had woven around him like bands of steel and Hiei couldn't make him budge. Enraged, Hiei dug his sharp nails into the hard flesh while at the same time attempting to bite off the damn kitsune's tongue which had ever so rudely tried to shove its way down his throat.

Kurama quickly retracted his tongue as Hiei's sharp teeth nearly snapped shut on it. He also calmly pulled the small demon's nails away from his chest before they found any vital organs. He chuckled softly as he looked down at the angry demon's face. A face that was nearly as red as his eyes. "Enjoy that did you?" he purred.

Hiei's eye's widened and Kurama found the sight utterly adorable. "Don't worry," he assured him, "I won't be doing anything more tonight. I got what I wanted." Kurama left Hiei standing there with a stupefied expression on his beautiful face as he strode back towards the inn.

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Kuronue raised a black eyebrow as Kurama slid into the seat across from him with a satisfied expression. "So," he drawled, "Did you fuck the little rascal?"

Kurama shook his head with a smug grin, "I have bigger plans than that, my friend."

A second eyebrow was raised, "Such as?"

"Well," Kurama shifted in his seat before reaching over and snagging Kuronue's drink. "I would like to have him as a lover instead of a one night stand. And..." He leaned forward with a devilish grin, "I plan to add him to our guild."

If Kuronue hadn't been sitting already he would've asked for a chair. "What!" he hissed. "You plan to add a waiter to our guild of thieve's? You don't know anything about him!"

Kurama waved a hand, "I've asked around a bit and I've also realized where I've heard his name before. Hiei was the one who robbed Nowan's palace and got away with it."

That sent Kuronue into peals of laughter, "Him! That has gotta be the best joke you've ever come up with! Good one Kurama." "I'm serious," Kurama pouted. He hated it when no one took him seriously.

"Sure," Kuronue chuckled, "Where'd you get your information?" Kurama shrugged, "A reliable source. But that doesn't matter right now."

"Exactly," Kuronue yawned, "What matters is for you to go catch him. He's most likely far away from this place if you did what I think you did."

Kurama looked affronted, "I'm disappointed in you. Do you actually think I would let him leave without some way of finding him? I put a tracking device in him."

"In him?"

"Yes, I forced him to swallow it."

"Really." Kuronue frowned, "Then how do you know he isn't off puking it up right now?"

Kurama ran a hand through his silver hair, "Because he was far too preoccupied with my oh-so talented tongue to notice it."

Kuronue threw back his head and laughed for the second time that night, "You really are full of yourself, my friend."

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Hi people! What did you think of it? I got a few reviews today that put me in a really good mood so I went ahead and finished this chapter. So thanks, ko-krama! As I said before, no flames please but constructive criticism is fine.