Disclaimer: No, I don't own YYH. This is yaoi and kinda AU. Yay. Go me. Hope you enjoy it. This is chapter three of my reposted story. Hope you all enjoy it. Sorry for the delay.

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"So," Kuronue leaned forward on his elbows. "What are your thoughts?"

"Thoughts?" Kurama echoed, "Which ones?"

Kuronue rolled his eyes, "The ones on your feisty little bitch."

"Vixen. Not bitch," Kurama admonished gently, "And I plan to visit him again tonight. Maybe I should bring a gift. Fire demons like rubies, don't they?" He opened a leather pouch and began fishing through it. After a few minute's rummaging he brought out a large and beautifully cut diamond. "What about this?" He held it out to Kuronue, who simply stared at him.

"...What!" Kurama snapped.

Kurama smiled at his friend. It wasn't a happy smile. It was one Kurama had seen many times before. It was a smile that was reserved for when Kurama was acting stupid in Kuronue's opinion.

"What are you smiling about!" The fur on Kurama's tail began to bristle as he stood.

"Calm down," Kuronue gently pushed Kurama back into his chair. "I just find it amusing that you're acting much like you did when you were courting that mortal. What was his name?"

"Ikha," Kurama ground out.

"Oh, yes," Kuronue tapped his chin with a thoughtful expression, "I remember him. As I recall, he somewhat resembles your new toy."

"How so?"

"Well, they both are short, have black hair, soft skin according to you, feisty dispositions, and hate your guts. Did I leave anything out?"

Kurama sniffed indignantly, "Ikha didn't hate me!"

"He tried to cut your head off! Remember? He grabbed a sword and started swinging at you."

Kurama glared at him, "Yes, but he soon warmed up to me."

"That's beside the point. The point is that you're acting the same way," Kuronue began speaking in a high squeaky voice," Does he like diamonds? Maybe I should bring him a sapphire instead. Or maybe some flowers?"

If Kuronue had been paying attention, he would have noticed that Kurama's ki was rising. And that a vine was creeping up the back of his chair. Kuronue's hands flew to his neck as the vine wrapped tightly around it, effectively cutting off his air.

"What do you think? The ruby or the diamond?" Kurama casually held up two gems for his now blue friend to see. Kuronue quickly raised a hand and pointed frantically at the ruby. As he did, the plants released him and slithered away. He coughed and desperately drew in deep gulps of air. His eyes narrowed as Kurama stood up, "I guess this may do. But I'll need you to head back to the den to pick up the jewelry case I stole a few months ago. Kuronue groaned as the silver foxpractically skipped across the room and out he door.

"Oh, Inari. What did I do to deserve this?"

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Hiei scrubbed harshly at his skin with some sand from the bottom of the spring. "Stupid Kitsune! Why the hell can't I get rid of his stench!" 'Simple, he had his tongue down your throat and his hand on your ass.'A little voice told him. It only made him scrub harder. He'd already burnt his clothing and had a fresh set setting on a rock near the bank. "Damn bastard. If I ever see him again it will be too soon."

"I'm sorry you feel that way."

Hiei yelped and whipped around to find Kurama sitting on the bank...holding Hiei's clothes in one hand. Hiei sank farther into the water, not wanting that damn kitsune to see more than he already had.

"What do you want?" he hissed.

Kurama frowned, "Well, for one I would like a decent welcome. A simple 'Hello' would be nice."

"Why should I be polite!" Hiei snarled, "You're the one who didn't even ask for my consent before you jammed your tongue down my throat."

Kurama flecked a piece of imaginary dust off his tunic while discreetly trying to see exactly what that water felt it had the right to hide. "Fine. I see I won't be getting anything from you tonight."

"Other than a large portion of my saliva," Hiei grumbled. Kurama raised an eyebrow. "You're offering?"

Just get to the point, pervert!" Hiei yelled at him.

Kurama sighed in mock defeat, "I bring you a gift." He held out out a small leather pouch and placed it one Hiei's clothing, which he then set back into its original position on the rock. He then stood and, after giving Hiei a flirtatious smile, turned and faded into the darkness.

Hiei sat there, stunned, before he recovered his mind, "Wait! You stupid kitsune! How did you find me!" No answer. Hiei growled in frustration before he zipped over and donned his clothing as fast as he could. There was no way in hell he was giving that kitsune a show. He then looked down at the pouch and cautiously poked it. When it didn't blow up or move, he reached in and pulled out a beautiful ruby and a folded piece of paper. With curiosity killing him, he opened it.

Hiei

I hope you will accept this gem as a token of my affection. And as an apology for my behavior. Leaving you like that was very rude of me. Next time I promise to finish the job.

Hiei's mouth fell open in shock.

I would also like to add that I plan on courting you and for your sake, don't try to escape me. Till we meet again, my lovely little Kohna.Kurama

P.S. I'll be arranging for your new wardrobe. It's a shame that you hid such a delightful body from me.

Hiei stared at the ruby before he turned and flung it into the spring. "FUCK YOU, KITSUNE!"

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Kuronue lounged on the bed in their room, waiting. Waiting for Kurama to realize that there was no way in hell he was going to go on a twelve hour round trip hike just to pick up a chest for his newest toy.

"I guess he won't be coming back any time soon. Stupid kitsune," he sighed, "I guess I'll head downstairs for a drink." He pushed himself off the bed and strode out the door, down the hall, and down the stairs. He plopped down into the table they'd been at earlier, effectively scaring off the demons who were already threre. Man. This sucks. He thought. Kurama found a toy and he left me here with no one but... Kuronue's thoughts trailed off. Which in case anyone is wondering, that never happens to him.

Standing across the room, currently taking some one's order, was a vision of loveliness. Long silver hair, pale skin, and one hell of an ass as far as he could tell. Discreetly he wiped his mouth to make sure he was rid of any drool. His heart began to beat faster as the creature straightened and began to make its sultry way towards his table. A delicate, heart-shaped face, a petite but curvy body, a...AAAAHHHH!

Poor Kuronue nearly jumped out of his skin as a large pair of breasts nearly took his head off. He realized that some one was sitting on his lap. A rather familiar some one. It was the waitress from earlier, Yaone. "Hello there, handsome. I see you came back?"

"Not for you," he muttered, peering over her head. The vision of loveliness had disappeared, leaving him alone once again. Great. I need to get laid so badly I'm hallucinating. LIFE SUCKS!

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Okay folks! What do you think of chapter three? By the way, the person Kuronue saw was not a hallucination. It was a character I made up. Yes, it is a guy for all you yaoi fans. Can you believe I wrote this whole chapter today during English? Hey, I had my work done, hahahahahahahaaaaaa! Please review, no flames but constructive criticism is fine.