They were seated at Gajeel's usual table near the wall of the guild hall. Gajeel had pulled levy onto his lap, much to the girl's embarrassment. But levy didn't really mind it. In fact she quite loved Gajeel's public displays of affection for her. Mirajane who was sitting at the opposite side of the table just smiled at the young couple. Gajeel started off the conversation, "now pill it Mira, what was that about us not being the first. Cause I'm pretty fucking sure that we are." Mirajane just remained smiling. Then she began "hmm, maybe I said that wrong. You see you two are definitely the first new couple" gajeel was pleased about that "you're just not the first new couple to enter the guild as such. That was Natsu and Lucy." She said smiling brightly as Levy went wide-eyed. "HUH, WHAT, WHY, HOW" Levy stammered out. "What the fuck. I lost to that fire idiot." Gajeel said slamming his fist into the table. Mirajane just smiled at their frenzied expressions. "Yep, let's see now. it was the day after you both vanished, Natsu seemed to know what was going on before the rest of us did. The he just jump and ran to Lucy place with the poor girl thrown over his shoulder. Screaming 'there's no way I'm letting metal head beat me'. Not even a minute after that Grey grabbed Juvia – which she actually seemed shock about - and bolted out the door saying 'there's no way I'm letting that pyronetic moron get a girlfriend before me'. They both returned the next day with Lucy blushing a hundred different shades of red and Juvia walking on cloud ten. "Oh even the ice stripper too eh" Gajeel said with genuine surprise. He was kind of happy the ice mage had finally accepted Juvia. Mostly because Juvia was his longest lasting friends and he just wanted her to be happy.
Levy however didn't know what to make of the news. Sure she was happy for them, but she felt strangely out of the loop, like she should have been the first to know, especial with Lucy. "This this unbelievable" she breathed, watching as Mirajane smile grew wider. "Actually the unbelievable part comes next." Gajeel wrapped his muscular arms around the girl to keep her securely in his lap. Levy wiggle a bit to get more comfortable but instead succeeded in drawing a low groan from the man beneath her. "Move like that again shrimp and we might not make it to the end of the story." Levy blush hotly as Mira giggle at the couple little play. "A-anyway what was it you were saying Mira" Levy said trying to divert the topic. "Oh yes, you see, as it turned out. You two inadvertently started a couple raced." Mira watched the puzzlement crass their faces at her words, she sighed. "Well as you're well aware Fairytail is quite competitive, we simply don't like being out done, even within our own guild. So after it became known that you two had hooked up, naturally a contest of sorts started. Natsu was the first out the door with Lucy, followed immediately by Grey. After that everyone started feeling the urge and the pairs started to fall into place." Mira watched as shock sprang up on Levy's face and Gajeel just smirked. "After they left, Evergreen grabbed Elfman by the collar and said it was time for him to man up." Mira couldn't help the fit of laughter that overtook her at the memory of the look on her little brother's face as he was dragged out of the guild by the headstrong woman. The couple across from her just sweat-dropped at the new, it actually sounded like something the prideful woman would do. Levy leaned forward grounding into Gajeel a bit and earning a low groan of her nickname from him again. She ignored it and pressed on. "So who was next?" she was really getting it to it now. "Well I guess that would be Ezra." Mira said after a moment of thought. Gajeel nearly choked on the bear he was drinking. Levy was fighting to keep from squealing loudly. "What the, since when did that bitch witch have a boyfriend." Mira shot him a dirty look but Gajeel just brushed it aside. Levy was eager to know too. "Well it's not like she said she was going to see anyone. She just said she was going on a job." Levy frowned at this, "Then how do you know that she went to see someone" she asked. Mira gave her a knowing smile. "Because, she never even so much as looked at the request board on her way out." Her smile widened "plus she had some unexpected company."
"Wait, someone went with her?" levy asked.
"Yep" was Mira's short answer.
"Who was it Mira." Levy pleaded, bouncing excitedly.
"Just spill it alright woman. Before Shorty here gives me a heart attack." levy abruptly stopped bouncing, remember she was still on the man's lap. Although sitting still on top of the giant bulge in his pants proved to be a bit difficult. Especially now that the fire in her lower belly was roaring to life. Thankfully Mira was there to distract them. "It was Kanaya." She said pulling their attention to her. "Wait do you mean that purple haired chick that use to be a snake or something." Gajeel tried to clarify. "Yep that's the one." Mira confirmed. "Why would she follow Erza?" Levy asked. "Well maybe Erza was going somewhere she wanted to go too." Mira said speculatively, but the smile said she knew exactly why. Levy was in deep thought trying to decipher Mira's words. Gajeel just drank his beer and left the thinking to Levy. Then levy made the face of realization – like a light bulb going off in her head – and shouted. "Crime Sorciere, that's where Erza went, that's why Kanaya followed her," Mira nodded at her correct guess. "Why the fuck would they hunt down those guys." Gajeel asked cluelessly. Mira and Levy just rolled their eyes at the confused man. "Because Jellal is there" Mira said, Levy then added "and so is Cobra, Kanaya went with Erza to see him." Gajeel just went "ohhh" as he got the point. "They left three days ago and haven't come back yet." Mira added and Levy nodded in understanding. After all it had taken her a week to return to the guild after impromptu honeymoon with Gajeel. "Oh and that's not all, Cana also had a little fling with a certain member of Quatro Cerberus. And FYI they were not drunk and the time." (I'mma leave who that person is for you guys to figure out.) Levy gasped loudly and Gajeel just raised and Eyebrow in mocking gesture.
Then the guild doors swung open and in walked the resident celestial spirit mage with the arm of the fire dragon slayer wrapped around her waist. As soon as Lucy spotted her blue haired beast friend she made a bee line for her. Crying out her name and wrapping the girl in a fierce hug. "Where have you been, I haven't seen you all week." She asked the small script mage. "Oh you know" Levy said, sneaking a quick glance at Gajeel "I've been around." Lucy followed her shy glance before a wicked grinned pulled at her lips. "Oh I see I see. You certainly have been around. Gajeel's apartment I bet." Levy's face flamed at her friends obvious teasing. "Well we'll talk later, I've got work to do so bye. Mira said and then excuse herself. Natsu walk up and clapped Gajeel on the back. "Oh you manage not to break Levy eh metal head." Gajeel answered his rude joke with a iron dragon's hard fist to his face. "Oh so you wanna fight do ya, let's go then." This of course naturally led to a brawl. Levy and Lucy just sweat-dropped at the childishness of the men they had chosen to love. They were then joined by a very drunk Cana, Juvia who just arrived with Grey who of course was already in the fight. Evergreen and Laki, who apparently had been dating Max for awhile now and no one noticed. The girls left their brawling boyfriends be and sat down too some overdue girl talk. "So Mira rated us all out did she." Cans slurred half smiling "well did she tell you that she hooked up with thunder boy." levy's mouth dropped open and she turned to stare at Mira, who was obliviously flirting with Laxus by the bar. She looked up to see the girls staring and smirking at her. She immediately straightened up, blushing and faking being casual. Laxus had others plans as with lightening speed he reached up and cupped Mira's cheek, Pulling her into a searing kiss that had her forgetting that she was even in the guild. There was no hiding it now, Mira was blushing like crazy as Laxus winked at her, and then headed off to join the brawl. She slowly walked over to the other girls and slumped onto the bench, smiling shyly at the others. "Mira, is there something you forgot to mention earlier" Levy asked with a mischievous smile. Mira just shook her head "not really" she said weakly. Cana roared with laughter and evergreen huffed. "So you can divulge everything private affairs but your own huh" Evergreen said with another huff.
The doors to the guild were once again thrown open as Erza and Kanaya made the return. The first thing that tipped them off Erza's good mood was the fact that she was glowing with stars in her eyes, Kanaya was the same. Second was the fact that she ignored the brawl altogether and headed straight for the girls table. And third was that she bypassed a squish cake on the ground and didn't hospitalize anybody for it. "Good Morning everyone, I hope everyone's doing fine" she said smiling. "The girls just stared at her like shed grown a tail. Actually that would have been more acceptable that this. "Well you seem to be in high spirits. The sex with Jellal must have been amazing" Cana said bluntly. The all deadpanned as Erza face started to match her hair in color. "W-w –w-what a-are y-you-" Erza tried to defend herself before Cana cut her off. "Oh come on, we know you and Kanaya went to see Jellal and Cobra. What do you take us for, them" she said, thrusting a thumb at the brawling males. "Now we want details, and you'd better start from the top.
And so the interrogation of the fairy women began. The rest of the day passed in much story telling. Fighting and drinking. But hey, that's Fairytail.
The End.