Warriors R Us
When warriors go shopping
(Authors note: I hope you like this chapter 2! By the way, grammar mistakes were on purpose, and don't forget to review!)
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Firestar's Razr: Mexican hat dance
Firestar: OOOstarts dancing, not paying attention to who is calling
Greystripe: Answer the darn phone!
Firestar: Oh fine! Yello?
Greystripe: Yo, you wanna go shoppin?
Firestar: Didn't we just go like, 2 hours ago?
Greystripe: I'm sorry, can you hear me now?
Firestar: And why did you bother calling me if you only had to walk 10 feet to get to my den?
Greystripe: How about now?
Firestar: Rolls eyes Yes I can hear you.
Greystripe: And now? How about now?
Firestar: yo, are we goin to the mall or not?
At the mall
Firestar: Greystripe, you already have enough dresses, don't you think you should give it a rest or something… buy some catnip, mouse, vole, anything!
Greystripe: I like roses… do you like roses?
Firestar: Nevermind… I will be at EA games, if you are looking for me… seeing if they have Metal Gear 2!
EA games
Firestar: Yo! Do you by any chance have Metal Gear 2?
Cashier: No, But we have BRAIN AGE!
Princess walks in
Princess: Yo! DO you have Brain Age?
Cashier: No, But we have METAL GEAR 2!
Firestar: You do?
Cashier: HUH?
Firestar: Metal Gear 2, you said you had it...
Cashier: NO, but we have BRAIN AGE!
Firestar: Ugh!
Princess: YO! Bro! Wuz up! I'm a poet and didn't even no it!
Back at DEB
Greystripe: roses… roses… roses!
Silverstream: Roses! For me?
Greystripe: HEY! THEY ARE MY ROSES! GRRRRR
Silverstream: Wait, aren't I dead?
Greystripe: Yes, you are, now can you loan me… I only have 3 mice and a vole…
Silverstream: Don't look at me'z! All I have is a Magpie!
Ravenpaw: Walks in store HEY ROSES! OOOOOOO!
Silverstream: Greystripe wants me to have them.
Greystripe: NO! THEY ARE MINE! GRRRRRR!
Ravenpaw: Ummmm…. Cats Hiss! Not growl…
Greystripe: GRRRRR!
Ravenpaw: GRRRRR!
Silverstream: CYA! I'm going to the flower shop to get me some roses!
Ravenpaw and Greystripe: OOOO ROSES!
At Auntie Annes
Tigerstar: hmmmm… soft pretzel, or Pretzeldog…
Cashier: Its been 4 hours JUST DECIDE ALREADY!
Tigerstar: I will have a soft pretzel please!
Cashier: FINALLY! That will be $2.50.
Tigerstar: Ummm… do you have change for a mice…
Cashier: I ALREADY TOLD YOU LIKE FIFTY TIMES! WE DON"T TAKE MICE!
Tigerstar: How about roses… do you like roses…
Cashier: YEAH! I LOVE ROSES!
Tigerstar: sorry, I don't have any roses.
Cashier: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tigerstar: I'll have a pretzel dog please!
Cashier: runs away
Tigerstar: smooth! WHAT A NICE PERSON!
Back at EA GAMES!
Princess: DO you like roses….
Firestar: METAL GEAR 2! DO YOU HAVE METAL GEAR 2!
Cashier: NO! but we have BRAIN AGE!
Firestar: AHHHHHHHH! Attacks Cashier
Princess: I would like a rose please!
Cashier: Talking between hesitationsSorry… we do not have roses but we have METAL GEAR 2!
Firestar: AHHHH! Goes berserk! I HATE YOU!
Princess: I Love you!
Cashier: WHAT? You do! I Love you too! Here take some roses!
Princess: Ewwww! I hate roses... do you like roses! I like roses!
Greystripe running in
Greystripe: ROSES! Steals roses.
Back at DEB
Ravenpaw: My wittle duckie wants a rose! NOW!
Cashier: ALL THE CATS IN THIS MALL ARE GOING CRAZY! AHHHHHHH!
Cashier runs into wall, then starts babbling about how Harry Potter is real!
Ravenpaw: Whatever! I'm going to the Flowershop!
At flower shop
Silverstream: I have bought 56 roses and a chocolate bear, and now I think I am going INSANE!
Ravenpaw: Yes you are… we should be going soon
Silverstream: ok… but before we go… slaps Cashier HARRY POTTER IS NOT REAL!