Warriors R Us
When warriors go shopping
(Authors note: Please R&R this new chapter, I'm sorry if some points disturb you… and Palmwind and I wrote this PLEASE R&R all of our other stories! We had a little help from a non-fanfiction user.)
Firestar's RAZR: Entertainer
Firestar: Yo?
Tigerstar: Hey, you have to go to the mall today! I have a big surprise for you!
Firestar: Awwwww! You remembered my birthday!
Tigerstar: It's your birthday? NO! I'm talking about how I now OWN Auntie Annes!
Firestar: Did you get me roses?
Greystripe: ROSES!
Tigerstar: I didn't get you roses! I got you a pretzel dog!
Greystripe: Looks glum No… roses…
Firestar: Did you get me anything, Greystripe?
Greystripe: Oh yes! I got you Brain Age!
Firestar: NNNOOOOOO not Brain Age!
Greystripe: starts to cry you… don't like my present?
Firestar: No, I don't.
Tigerstar: Oh my gosh! Greystripe is crying, and now I'm gonna cry, and now everyone is going to cry!
Bluestar: cries I thought we were going to the mall! Boo Hoo!
Tigerstar: Um… We're dead…
Bluestar: Yay, we can be dead buddies!
Tigerstar: Oh, just go to the darn mall!
At the mall
Firestar: Um, excuse me, but where can I find Auntie Annes?
Random Person: The cat… is talking… to me… SWEET! Starts to twitch
Firestar: SWEET!
Tigerstar: Um, I'm right here!
Firestar: Oh, right. Well, see ya, random person!
Tigerstar: You're not going to buy from my shop!
Firestar: Nope, I don't like Pretzels, or dogs.
Tigerstar: Boo Hoo!
Firestar: So, exactly HOW did you get to own Auntie Annes?
Tigerstar: Oh, well, I beat up this twoleg who was like, 15 feet tall! It was hard, because he was like so musclular…
Bluestar: Walks in Muscular? Ohh….
Tigerstar: And then, I clawed his eyes out, and he was gushing blood…
Firestar: Seriously?
Tigerstar: No, not really. I just acted really cute…
Firestar: So, you own all of Auntie Annes?
Tigerstar: Yes… Maybe… No. I just own the pretzel dog. But, if you help me, We can RULE ANUTIE ANNES!
Firestar: No thanks. Greystripe's dress ripped, and I have to help him pick out a new one.
Tigerstar: Oh, I wanna come!
At DEB
Greystripe: No, Tigerstar can NOT come! He has SUCH a bad taste in dresses! He'll like, cramp my style!
Tigerstar: But what about this one, with the teddy bears?
Greystripe: No! I don't like teddy bears, for the last time!
Tigerstar: FINE! I'm going to go take over Auntie Annes, WITHOUT you people!
Ravenpaw: Um… that dress makes you look fat.
Greystripe: Well, sorry, but leafbare is coming…
Firestar: And where did you come from?
Ravenpaw: Barleys farm.
Firestar: I meant, how did you get here, you didn't even walk in!
Ravenpaw: I took the Barley express.
Barley: Oh, my back!
Ravenpaw: I'll be at Pet Palace.
Firestar: What are you going to do there?
Ravenpaw: Petting the cute wittle kitties!
Barley: Wait for me, I wanna see the kitties!
At Pet Palace
Ravenpaw: Oh, look at that one!
Barley: Um… Ravenpaw… that's a dog…
Ravenpaw: Oh, look at that one!
Barley: You mean the brown one?
Ravenpaw: Yeah…
Barley: Yup, she's a hottie!
Ravenpaw: We'll take her! One toy poodle please!
Cashier: That will be two mice and a vole!
Ravenpaw: Oh, all I have is a magpie…
Cashier: I'll take a magpie, I always loved birds…
Ravenpaw: Ok, here you go!
Cashier: Yum… Magpie… eats head
Ravenpaw: Um… can I have the hottie now please?
Barley: No way, she's mine!
Cashier: Um… that's a male…
Ravenpaw: Um… you can have it Barley…
Barley: OK! Starts purring
Barley, Ravenpaw, poodle-named dogpelt: Walk to DEB
Barley: Look at THIS hottie I picked up at the pet store!
Firestar: OMG HE'S HAWT!
Greystripe: I hate to break it to ya, but that's a tom… and it's also a dog…
Barley: I know! Isn't he so hawt?
Firestar: drools
Sandstorm: Slaps Firstar No going off with other men!
Firestar: You're a man?
Sandstorm: Um… here's some roses!
Greystripe: ROSES! Knocks Sandstorm over OMG She's a He!
Sandstorm: Oh, look at that hottie! Stares at Dogpelt
Firestar: Dude, that's just not right… He's mine!
Barley: BUT I SAW HIM FIRST!
Ravenpaw: Actually, I saw him first… but I'm not… yeah.
Sandstorm: secretly walks away with Dogpelt as Firestar and Barley fight
Barley: Oh man! He ran away!