Warriors R Us

When Warriors go shopping

(Authors note: Thanks to all of my reviewers! Palmwind and I are running out of ideas. Got any? Put them in your reviews. Thanks! R&R and by the way… this means that the cats are thinking.)

Firestar's RAZR: Cingular Tune

Firestar: I thought I had Verizon… Yello?

Greystripe: Seven days…

Firestar: What?

Greystripe: Seven days…

Firestar: Oh. It's been seven days since we were last at the mall.

Greystripe: …

Firestar: Let me guess, you want to go to the mall.

Greystripe: Duh! What do you think!

Firestar: I don't think.

Greystripe: Yo, how come I never see you play the Brain Age that I got you?

Firestar: throws phone at Tigerstar

Tigerstar: Ouchies! You gave me a boo boo! What was that for?

Firestar: I don't know, but lets go.

At the mall

Police Officer: points to Tigerstar Are you Greystripe?

Tigerstar: Uh Oh, did he find out about my secret plan?

Greystripe: I'm Greystripe, sir. What's the problem.

Police Officer: You're going to jail.

Greystripe: What did I do?

Police Officer: You stole and murdered roses.

Greystripe: I knew something bad would come of this! Is taken away

Tigerstar: Phew. Now I can use my plan to take over Auntie Annes! I'm going to Auntie Annes…

Firestar: Ok.

Tigerstar: You don't suspect anything, like, my secret plan…

Firestar: Nope! I don't suspect ANYTHING like a secret plan!

Tigerstar: Okay just checking. See ya!

Sandstorm walks in

Sandstorm: Hey, did you hear? Harry Potter is coming to town!

Firestar: I thought he wasn't real.

Sandstorm: He isn't. Lets go check it out.

Firestar: But you just said he wasn't real.

Sandstorm: Exactly! I want to be the first cat to pull off his wig!

Firestar: Why do you get to be the first one!
Sandstorm: because I'm special.

Firestar: Oh. Okay, lets go.

At Auntie Annes

Hawkfrost: I'm going to rule all of Auntie Annes!

Tigerstar: That's okay son, you leave the ruling to your daddy.

Hawkfrost: But I wanted to rule Auntie Annes! Crys

Tigerstar: Oh, my baby is crying… Oh suck it up!

Hawkfrost: sucks in air and turns into Kirby Ha Ha Ha!

Tigerstar: Ahhhhhh! The big legendary pink furball is really my SON? Sweet!

Hawkfrost/Kirby: Wow, dad. You must be so proud of me!

Tigerstar: No, not really, no.

Hawkfrost/Kirby: wails like a kit My daddy doesn't love me!

Tigerstar: Yup. So how do you plan to take over Auntie Annes?

Hawkfrost/Kirby: By destroying you!

Tigerstar: Oh, what a good idea! Go right ahead! Want to hear my plan?

Hawkfrost/Kirby: No. I don't wa-

Tigerstar: Ok. I was going to give everyone roses.

Greystripe: Roses! Steals roses

Tigerstar: How did you get out of jail?

Greystripe: I gave the guard a rose…

At Dicks… sporting goods.

Mousefur: Treadmill… breathes hard must keep going…

Firestar: You've only been on for five seconds… besides why do you want to lose weight anyways?

Mousefur: singing fat song by Weird Al Yenchovic

Firestar: inching away oh god I've got to get out of this nightmare.

Where ever Harry Potthead is…

Sandstorm: Ha Ha Ha!

Harry Potter: Hello little kitty!

Sandstorm: Ah Ha! Pulls on hair, which doesn't come off

Harry Potter: Ow, don't pull on my hair! Turns Sandstorm into a frog Now your true love must kiss you for you to turn back!

Sandstorm: Oh my god Potthead is real! Hey, Dustpelt!

Dustpelt: What is it my love!

Sandstorm: Well, Firestar isn't here right now so… kiss me!

Dustpelt: Okay. Kisses Sandstorm, who turns back.

Sandstorm: Oh my god you actually did it! You are disgusting!

Ferncloud: AAAAHHHHH! Kills Sandstorm and Dustpelt. I'm sorry you had to see that Birchkit.

Birchkit: Yay, do it again mommy!