Warriors R Us
When warriors go shopping
(Authors note: R&R!)
Firestar's RAZR: RING!
Firestar: I'm sorry, Greystripe, but I can't go shopping today.
Greystripe: What:(
Firestar: I'm jus kidding! Come on, let's go.
Tigerstar: Wait for me!
At EA games
Firestar: staring It's… It's… It's…
Greystripe: Firestar, look what I found, Brain Age 2, rise of the brains!
Firestar: AGH you just ruined my good mood!
Greystripe: What? Looks up Metal Gear 3…
Firestar: And their out of stock! AHHHHH!
At verizon Wireless
Tigerstar: with Firestar's RAZR HA HA HA I am so evil!
Cashier: What is it?
Tigerstar: I'd like to trade in this black RAZR… for a pink one.
Cashier: Here you go!
Tigerstar: Aw dude, this pink RAZR is awesome! Too bad it belongs to Firestar. Walks to EA games Hey, dude, I traded in your black RAZR for a pink one. HA HA HA!
Firestar: Cool, thanks.
Tigerstar: What! No! You're supposed to hate pink!
Greystripe: No way! It like, totally brings out the color of his eyes!
Tigerstar: Eww…
Sandstorm: slap Greystripe
Firestar: Hey, Ferncloud and Birchkit are here! What is today?
Ferncloud: It's take your kit to the candy store day.
Birchkit: Munching on candy Malley's Chocolate!
Firestar: Malley's Chocolate! Where?
Ferncloud: Oh no, not you too.
Firestar: What? Huh? I hate chocolate!
Ferncloud: I hate roses.
Greystripe: AHHHH!
Police Officer: You are under arrest for hating roses. Drags Ferncloud away
Firestar: So… what do we do with the kid?
Greystripe: I guess we just… take it to a candy store.
Tigerstar: Oh! I know the perfect candy store! Takes Birchkit to Auntie Annes
Birchkit: Hmm… soft pretzel, or pretzel dog…
EA games again
Greystripe: Aw come on Firesicle, just try Brain Age.
Firestar: No.
Greystripe: Yes.
Firestar: No.
Greystripe: Yes.
Firestar: No.
Greystripe: No.
Firestar: Yes.
Greystripe: Aw, you just fell for the oldest trick in the book!
Firestar: I don't read books.
Greystripe: puts in Brain Age and hands Firestar the DS
DS: First question: who is the leader of ThunderClan? Is it A-Firestar B-Lepordstar or C-Larchkit?
Greystripe: Larchkit is dead. It's A
Firestar: No way it's C picks C
DS: Correct!
StarClan: Woo Hoo!
Greystripe: Dude, Metal Gear 3 is back in stock.
Firestar: throws DS Ah screw this game, I'm buying Metal Gear 3!
Cashier: That will be 3 mice.
Firestar: Ah, I only have 2 and a half mice!
Cashier: Oh well just put the mice together.
Firestar: Huh?
Cashier: Just put the half you have, and the half you don't have together.
Firestar: That makes no sense.
Cashier: I know. Now put it together.
Firestar: AHHHHH attacks Cashier
Cashier: Fine, Fine. You can have it for free! Just, don't hurt me!
Cats go home
Firestar: Ah, dude! I don't have a PS2!
Tigerstar: Here, use mine.
Firestar: plays game Aw dude, Brain Age was way better than this! Plays Brain Age for the rest of his life!
(Authors note: Aw, Firestar finally learned to like Brain Age. THIS IS THE LAST CHAPTER. NO MORE! We are sorry, but we no longer have any ideas. Hope you liked it, and don't forget to review!)