Warriors R Us!
When Warrior's go shopping!
(AN://Yes, Warrior's R us is back! I know, I told you no more chappies, but I lied. So, here we go, warrior's R us chapter 7! R&R peoplez!)
Firestar's RAZR: Alltel tune
Firestar: Does Alltel even have a tune? Oh Whatever. Picks up phone. Hello, this is Joey's pizza, what can I do for you?
Greystripe: Yeah, I'll have a large, double olive…
Firestar: Greystripe, is that you?
Greystripe: Yeah, hey Marty. How 'ya been lately? Well anyways, make it a medium double olive, you know. A large is just to fattening.
Firestar: Greystripe, this is Firestar.
Greystripe: You work at Joey's pizza now?
Firestar: Yeah… Wait WHAT? Joey's pizza isn't even a real place!
Greystripe: Oh, well yeah. My dress is too small now, I think it was because of that stupid anchovy pizza that you made me try. So… do you want to go to the mall?
Firestar: What's it worth to 'ya?
Greystripe: I'll give you… a rose…
Firestar: musical toneDON DON DON DON DON!
Greystripe: …petal.
Firestar: Oh yeah sure whatever. Let's GO!
Passing Auntie Annes
Greystripe: HA! Look at that! Tigerstar finally got out of jail, but he lost his spot in ruling Auntie Annes! Now he's just a cashier!
Firestar: Um… yeah. Let's just go… slowly starts to walk away.
Tigerstar: spots Firestar I'm not going to kill you this time. JUST BECAUSE you told the police and sent me to jail doesn't mean I will hurt you. Remember, violence is NOT the answer.
Firestar: Hippie.
Tigerstar: Anyways, I'm DONE with Auntie Annes. I'm after Dippin Dots now.
Greystripe: I thought Hawkfrost took over that.
Tigerstar: Yeah, well… Hawkfrost died because well…
Sandstorm: Pops in A tree fell on him!
Tigerstar: shifty eyes Yeah, let's just go with that.
Sandstorm: Anyways, Greystripe, I have some news for you. Well, you see, I kind of stole your dress and cut it a bit so it would fit to my BEAUTIFUL body!
Greystripe: YOU STOLE MY DRESS!? No wonder it was so small!
Sandstorm: cowering But it was sooooo pretty!
Firestar: slowly slips away into EB games
Greystripe: Well, then you can buy me a new dress! Drags Sandstorm into DEB!
At EB Games
Firestar: What happened to Brain Age?!
Cashier: Oh, we don't sell that anymore. We've moved on to Brain Academy!
Firestar: NOOOOOOO!
Back at DEB
Greystripe: What do you think of THIS one? Model struts out of dressing room
Sandstorm: Whatever. Just hurry up so I can go pick out my tuxedo.
Greystripe: Look, if you're not going to take our relationship seriously then I guess we're just over!
Sandstorm: Fine, whatever! Here's some mice, go buy yourself a stupid dress with them! I'm going over to American tuxedo! Walks away in a huff
And now we're off to Dippin Dots!
Tigerstar: Maybe if I can just sneak up on them by surprise, or maybe a pack of dogs could take that stupid owner out. Whatever. I'm sticking with Plan A. Walks up to cash register and points a gun to cashier 2's head. Take me to your leader!
Cashier 2: Like, this is so not cool in all! Do you have any idea what you're doing to my reputation? You're like, murdering it!
Tigerstar: Well I guess if you really want me to... fires gun.
Leader: What is it, oh Great One?
Tigerstar: I want your company! Oh, and I want some slaves to feed me a bunch of grapes like they did you Julius Caesar…
Leader: Yes, oh Great One.
Tigerstar: I could get used to this!
Outside of Flower shop, where Firestar and Greystripe sit 10 minutes Greystripe finally found a dress.
Greystripe: Ok, so I bought this rose for Sandy because I feel bad for her and all…
Firestar: I heard you broke up with my girlfriend. Why would you do that? Do you have any idea what this could be doing to my girlfriend? Or me? You can't break up with her! You just can't!
Greystripe: Yeah, whatever. Well, I really feel bad for Sandy. Do you think she'll like it?
Sandstorm: walking over and talking in a really loud voice Oh Greystripe I'd LOVE it!
Greystripe: suddenly confused They're not for you!
Sandstorm: WHAT?!
Greystripe: Tosses rose over to Sandy from 'Grease'.
Sandy: Oh Greystripe, I'm so… starts to sing Hopelessly devoted tooooooo yoooooooouuuuu!
Tigerstar: talking a spot somewhere far away with his mouth full of grapes Hey! Rnow Strealring my Grirlfriend!
Sandy: I'm sorry Tigerstar, but Greystripes just so… MANLY!
Greystripe and Sandy: Walk away
Sandstorm: Well, I guess it's just you and me Firestar.
Firestar: muttering to self No more Brain Age…
Sandstorm: All alone…
Firestar: still muttering to self No more Brain Age…
Sandstorm: …With no one watching…
Firestar: and again to self No more Brain Age…
Sandstorm: You wanna go out with me?
Firestar: to self AGAINNo...
Sandstorm: Only hearing No YOU don't want to go out with ME?
Firestar: Snapping out of trance Huh?
Sandstorm: I can't believe you, Firestar! I mean, who wouldn't want to go out with ME?!
Bluestar: Appearing from nowhere Me!
Sandstorm: Glares eviley at Bluestar, then slaps Firestar and walks away.
Bluestar: Uh-oh, I'm gone. Disappears
Tigerstar: Yeah, I'm pretty tired too. I've been doing SOOO much work today! You know, chewing grapes should be an exercise! leaves
Firestar: Well I guess I'm leaving too.
(AN:// Well, that's the end! I know, not as good as the previous, but hey, like I said, I had run out of ideas, and my new ones weren't as good. Well, I hope you liked! Don't forget to read the rest of Palmwind and I's stories, even though my brother didn't help me on this one! Review please! And flame if you like, I love to laugh at those! )