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Stranger Than Fiction

Chapter Ten: Mirrors and Broken Wings

Part One

"Damn… how could I not see it before…?"

Temari looks around the room startled by her own outburst. Sitting in the bedroom of the small apartment that has become something of a second home to her, she lets loose a tired sigh feeling mentally exhausted from the information she's had to process since arriving home with her copy of KNC.

How this apartment came into her procession was a surprise in and of itself. With all the time she'd been spending in Konoha as of late, thanks to her role as the Suna-Kono liaison, Tsunade felt having her stay in a hotel whenever she was in the village to be improper; especially considering the important role she plays in the continued alliance between their two villages.

It was with that in mind that the Hokage herself had arranged for her to receive this new apartment, saying that it was so Temari could feel as at home in Konoha as she did in Suna. The surprising thing, as far as Temari was concerned, is that it worked. She found herself enjoying her time in the village more and more as time passed. Even looking forward to returning when she was away, not that she would ever admit it to anyone.

But, now, as she sits at her desk by the bedroom's second story window, looking out over the village and people below. She's come to realize just how much like her home this place really is.

People are full of fear and hate, no matter where they live…

That thought brings a frown to her face as she had never expected that a place that seems so open, so welcoming, could be hiding such an ugly secret.

Her eyes fall to the book lying in her lap as a sad smile replaces her frown. To say that what she's read so far has been as shocking as it has been enlightening would be a gross understatement.

At first, it appeared to be an interesting work of fiction until she started noticing parallels between the world of KNC and the village she was beginning to care for as much as her own.

It had been the obvious reference to the Biju in the guise of the Demon Lords that had first caught her attention, but she had put it aside to creative storytelling and the use of well know facts.

Yet, when the author had not so subtly hinted at the Kyuubi's attack on Konoha, his suggested implications of what truly happened rang a little too true for her to merely let slide.

Then the story had taken an unexpected turn as it detailed the main character Kyu's horrid childhood and again it felt too real as it hit a little too close to home.

The treatment of Kyu reminded her of several incidents from her brother Gaara's childhood where he had faced similar treatment before he eventually became someone to be feared and avoided.

As, Kyu got older she kept waiting for the moment when it would happen, the moment of change where they would push to hard and he would finally push back showing them the monster they accused him of being. But, it never came, instead the moment where he risked his life to save a small girl occurred and with it the changing of Kyu's fate.

Until that point she swore that he was destined to be like Gaara once was, a soul lost to what it meant to be human, but in that girl and a select few he found an escape from that terrible fate.

As, the tale went on she couldn't help but feel that she knew these people. But, it wasn't until she noticed the similarities between the family of Kyu's sensei and that of her friend Hinata that it all fell into place.

She and the quiet girl had become surprising friends, as they both seemed to frequent many of the same places. Most notably the Ichiraku Ramen Bar and the Yamanaka Flower Shop; there they could indulge in their hobbies of botany and flower pressing, respectively.

It had been over the course of these encounters that the two became quick friends through their similar interests and the shared understanding of what it meant to be born of power and the responsibilities that came with it. One being the daughter and sister of the former and current Kazekage and the other possibly being the future leader of her village's most prominent clan, they frequently find themselves discussing politics because of this. While both often claim to hate such things, when together they feel they can speak on such topics freely.

Over time, Temari had come to learn about Hinata's family, even meeting several of them in passing. It was through these encounters that she had found the concrete connections needed for her to accept that what she was reading to be fact not fiction.

Hime and Chibi-Hime… it suits you and the brat, Hinata-chan…

That thought causes her to crack a smile as she remembers how shocked her friend was the first time she called her that. It's funny to her how Hinata came to be only the third person to ever refer to her with the chan suffix; the others being her mother and a certain loudmouth blonde she still owes a punch in the mouth.

Naruto and the brat…? Who would have guessed?

Temari hasn't exactly hit it off with Hanabi, otherwise known as The Brat, in their few encounters. That partly being because of their similar disposition, as she sees a lot of herself in the chibi Hyuuga. But, she would never have guessed that Hanabi was connected to Naruto in such a way.

I bet Hinata-chan never thought she'd be getting additional competition for the baka's attention from someone in the family…

It was actually the broaching of their shared interest in the blonde Hokage-wannabe that had cemented her and Hinata's friendship. While Hinata's level of interest was clear from the beginning, Temari's was more of a mystery. Yet, unknown to her, Hinata has been able to see Temari's feelings for what they are - even if she hasn't herself.

Her interest in the young Uzumaki began with the drastic changes in Gaara following their battle and his eventual defeat during the failed Oto-Suna invasion. It may not have seemed if anything had changed to those on the outside but to her, his sister, it was as different as night and day.

Gaara had changed, that much was certain, but what had caused it was eluding her until she had traced it back to that day, the very moment, where it had begun. It had been after she and her other brother, Kankuro, had retrieved Gaara after his lost to the Uzumaki. As, they made their retreat through the treetops surrounding Konoha, Gaara had said four words that moved her in ways that to this day she can't fully comprehend – 'Temari, Kankuro… I'm sorry.'

It was at that moment that the changes had begun but it wasn't confirmed for her as something real, something to believe in, until Kankuro had told her of a conversation he had with Gaara. He had expressed in no uncertain terms that it was Naruto Uzumaki who was responsible for saving him from his soulless fate and inspired him to want the mantle of Kazekage.

From that day on, she found her thoughts often drifting to the blonde who had saved her brother. And, who, in doing so changed the lives of every person in Suna who now had a diligent and surprisingly kind Kazekage to watch over them.

And, to think that this entire time he had the Kyuubi sealed within him… It makes sense that he'd be able to beat Gaara… but it doesn't take away from the fact that someone so apparently green did so.

Holding her copy of KNC fondly, Temari can't help but remember how amazing their battle was. She remembers the look of complete shock upon the now rogue Uchiha as he watched the fight as well. It had taken everything they had to not be blown away from the force of the power they were unleashing upon Shukaku's awakening and Naruto's summoning of the Boss Toad.

Thinking back on it now, it's ironic that Naruto would choose to henge the gigantic toad into the nine-tailed fox. She finds it oddly funny that she got to witness a battle between the one-tailed and nine-tailed Biju in all their glory and live to tell about it, even if one was made of sand and the other was a henged toad. It's still a sight she'll never forget, watching their giant forms battle as they destroyed the countryside.

And, he did it all to protect the same people who hate and fear him…

It's that ability to rise above, to not given in, that among other things has left her intrigued by the hyperactive ninja.

Then again, he's been intriguing since the day we met… the charming baka…

Naruto Uzumaki has come to hold a strange place in her heart being the savior of her brother's soul yet still being something slightly less than a complete stranger.

Thinking back to the day she met him, it's not surprising she'd see him that way as the only real conversation they've had was most definitely an odd one.

He was obviously flirting with me… I wonder if he wrote about it... What am I saying… Of course, he did, which means…

Opening the book again, she begins to read with a renewed enthusiasm. Hopefully, nearing the point where she'll make her appearance as she can't wait to see what her alias will be.

Cherry Blossom, Yellow Flower, Hime, Heaven… Knowing him, it'll be a real charmer…

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I had been defiled – a taint I thought would never come clean was threatening to consume my very soul… And, those are strong words coming from someone containing an incarnation of pure evil within them.

That bastard, Avenger, had stolen my first kiss. Oh, how I wept for my soiled lips and shattered dreams…

Cherry Blossom, Yellow Flower, Hime, Heaven… Hell, even that crazy Dango lady I've seen around town and all the other amazing women I've meet since that cursed moment – so many beautiful girls who had now been cheated of the opportunity of being my first kiss.

Oh, how I dreamt of holding her in my arms. Feeling her body molding itself against mine, as our lips draw ever closer until that blissful moment where they'd meet. And, in that moment I would know that I was loved… or at least very lucky.

But, alas, I could not dwell upon it anymore as there was a new dilemma facing me, namely the identity of my new squad mates.

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"I always knew I disliked that Uchiha! Stealing Naruto-kun's first kiss… I was supposed to – I mean…"

Seeing Hanabi blush and fidget while playing with her fingers like she herself has done so many times in the past brings a smile to Hinata's lips. She can only laugh at her sister's reaction as she had felt the same way when it happened. Going so far as to convince herself that it didn't count since it was with another boy; but, in the end, a kiss is a kiss.

So she promised herself she would do everything in her power to be his first female kiss. Now she could only hope that she wasn't too late, especially with her newest competition in the form of her own sister.

He didn't list me as someone he wanted to kiss…

Hanabi frowns as she watches her sister as continue to read. Knowing that her sister had feelings for her blonde training partner had always bothered her for some reason. She tried to convince herself that it was just her being possessive since he was hers first – as a friend only, of course.

But, the idea that his feelings for Hinata might be more than mere friendship or that his for her might never go beyond that is leaving Hanabi feeling something she can't quiet place.

What exactly are my feelings for Naruto-kun…

Hearing her sister let out a dejected sigh, Hinata can't help but smile. Remembering when she spent her days doing the same thing as she thought about her crush and her inability to confess how she felt. It causes her to realize how far she's come when dealing with her emotions.

But, not far enough… Naruto-kun sure did list a lot of girls…

The Hyuuga sisters let out simultaneous sighs causing both girls to look at the other surprised before laughing at themselves as they pickup from where they left off.

Both thinking about how, in the short time they've spent reading KNC together, they've come to feel as if they are closer than ever. A bond forming between them that they know will survive anything; even the idea that they may have to compete for the attention of their favorite blonde - or so they hope.

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…a new dilemma facing me, namely the identity of my new squad mates.

I, the talented and oh-so-humble Kyu, that kiss-stealing Avenger-teme, and the lovely yet hot-tempered Cherry Blossom were now a three man cell. I can honestly say that I wasn't all that thrilled at the idea. I had dreamed up several possible teams while hoping to be placed on one of two that I thought would work out brilliantly.

First, I figured a team consisting of me, Hime, and Cloud might work. Despite being a lazy bum, Cloud is possibly the smartest person I know and will make a great leader someday. Meanwhile, Hime has endless potential and is, despite the outcome of the final exam, clearly the best kunoichi in the class. Combine them with my obvious talents and you have a team that can't be beat.

Of course, I'll admit that wanting them on my team is me being selfish as they also represent, alongside a team consisting of me, Hime, Hive, a comfortable environment for me to function in.

With Cloud or Hive acting as the brains, Hime the soul, and me the brawn, I think either of those combinations would have worked famously.

Also, I believe they would've been more welcoming of me slipping of my mask, lowering my sword, and dropping my shield. As, they all know what it's like to be judge based upon preconceived notions being from well-known clans. Also, Cloud probably would've been too lazy to even care or at least at first.

It's funny, now that I think back on it, but all I really wanted was to be paired with the best. And, luckily, the best was clearly made up of those I considered to be my friends.

Cloud, Biggie, Fang and his partner Aka, Hive, Hime, Yellow Flower, Cherry Blossom, and Avenger… they were the best. And, I was and still am proud to say they were my friends; no matter how slightly. I felt lucky to just be allowed near them considering how far some parents have gone to keep their kids away from me.

But, that was in the past and I had better things to think about. Like how I was going to make our new sensei pay for making us wait so long… I mean three hours, what the hell.

Yet, I knew what to expect considering who was on my team. Sensei had made sure to prepare me by giving me a rundown of all the noteworthy Jounin who were possible senseis. While several stuck out, three in particular caught my eye. It was one of these three who I hoped would be my future sensei.

First, there was Smoke, who was once a member of The Twelve, a group of particularly skilled ninja assigned to protect our nations Lord. He also caught my attention by being Old Man Soul's son. I figured just being taught by a former member of The Twelve would be an honor but if his Father were to put in a good word for me who knows what I might've been able to learn.

Then, second, there was Beni or Beni-hime as I've been known to call her behind her back. Did it once to her face while in front of her squad and let's just say her reaction made not just my day but my year.

She was a rookie Jounin as known for her immense skill in Genjutsu as she was for her gorgeous looks and captivating eyes. My complete and utter lack of skill when it comes to Genjutsu made the prospect of learning from a master intriguing. Besides, who wouldn't find learning from a beautiful sensei motivating; not me I'll have you know.

Last but not least, there was Cyclops. A legend in his own right and student of the man responsible for my lot in life, who is said to have attained over a thousand jutsu over the course of his long and illustrious career.

Graduating from the Academy at age five, achieving the rank of Chuunin at six and Jounin at 13, he would later go on to achieve the rank of captain within the ANBU.

But, more importantly, he is also the most infuriating man I have ever met. I don't think I've ever hated yet also respected a person more in my life. You could say that we have something of a love/hate relationship that thanks to several slights on his part leans more often than not towards hate.

Yet, while that's true I can also say that at this time there may not be anyone whose opinion and approval matters more. To which you may ask 'why exactly' and my response would be 'because he's not just my sensei but also my friend… for better or worse.'

But, I'm getting ahead of myself first I had to actually meet the bastard and after waiting three hours I was definitely going to make an impression. But, then I decided that rendering one of our best ninjas inept of using chakra may be a little extreme. So, I let him slide with a minor prank.

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"Hey, Mom… where are you hiding?"

Tenten stands at the counter of her family's shop shouting at the top of her lungs. It had only been a short time ago that her team disbanded for the day after Neji seemed to be struggling with not having a nervous breakdown.

This happened after he read that not only had Naruto been trained by his Uncle following the rescuing of his cousin; but that together they had altered and possibly improved upon his family's all but sacred Jyuuken.

To think that Neji would throw a hissy fit about Naruto knowing the Jyuuken but didn't even bat an eye at the fact that he has the Kyuubi inside him…

It hadn't taken Neji and Lee long to figure out 9-T's identity following Tenten's admission to knowing him. The fact that Naruto was the author only made what they read all the more fascinating which lead to them being shrouded in silence.

A silence which was only disturbed by the occasional laugh or sob coming from Lee or Tenten; even Neji laughed on occasion causing his teammates to look at him like his head had gone missing.

Besides the muffled laughter, Neji's only reaction was a gasp of pure shock upon reaching the part were Hiashi offered to teach Naruto the Jyuuken. Both Lee and Tenten thought that he may snap at that very moment but surprisingly he simply took a deep, calming breath before continuing on as if nothing had happened.

The comfortable silence was then shattered upon learning of Naruto's burden. Tenten had cried, Lee had cried as well while shouting about the triumph of Naruto's Flames of Youth over all adversity even over the Kyuubi itself, and Neji had simply laughed before a proud smirk came to rest upon his face.

When asked what he was smirking about, Neji replied, "I can honestly say that I'm proud of the fool. His handling of that traitor Mizuki was especially entertaining."

They had all shared a laugh at the way Naruto had disposed of their one time academy sensei but they were soon thrown for a loop. Each getting lost in their own thoughts from what followed.

Yosh… Naruto-kun not only learned the Jyuuken but improved upon it… His Flames of Youth are to be admired…

Damn, am I really such a flirt…? More importantly, Naruto-kun knows Mom … How could I not remember him, it's not everyday you meet someone with blonde hair and whisker birthmarks on their cheeks…

First, he alters the Jyuuken… Then he and Hanabi-sama beat Hiashi-sama's challenge… But, for Hiashi-sama to all but make him an honorary member of the clan… calling him one of his children… Does that fool even understand what that means…?

It wasn't long after that Neji practically ran out of the training ground after mumbling some parting words. Lee then jumped to his feet shouting how he was going to find Gai-sensei so that they may absorb Naruto's youthful tales together.

This was all well and good as Tenten also had someone she needed to find. She couldn't help but wonder exactly how close her Mother and Naruto are. So, with that in mind she headed home while continuing to read as she went.

After reading about Naruto's anything but normal first kiss, his initial encounter with his squad, Kakashi's bell test, and Team Seven's first slew of D-ranks, she eventually found herself home which has lead to her waiting impatiently for her Mother to emerge from hiding.

"Mom, get out here… I want some answers and I want them now!"

Sensing movement behind her Tenten tries to react but it's too late as she finds herself embraced from behind and a Kunai held at her throat.

"Now, now, Ten-chan… what's with all the racket? I was all snuggled up on the couch with a good book."

Shrugging her way out of Taki's grasp, Tenten whirls around on her holding up her copy of KNC.

"Oh, it wouldn't happen to be this book would it?"

Smiling brightly, Taki laughs as she suddenly vanishes only to reappear behind the counter. Yawning, she leans upon the counter as she pulls out her own copy before replying, "Yep, I'm on my second read through."

Sighing at her Mother's antics, Tenten hops up onto the counter. She sits there silent for a moment, placing her copy down, before asking, "How well do you know Naruto-kun?"

"Oh, it's Naruto-kun, now, not Uzumaki or simply Naruto… Has my little Heaven-chan fallen in love…?"

Tenten struggles to keep from blushing but fails miserably, shouting, "Mom, please, I'm serious…"

"All right, all right, Naruto-kun is… Well, he's everything I could possibly want in a son-in-law."

"Mom… what is wrong with you… I swear you're…"

Tenten cuts herself off as the chiming of the bell by the entrance signals someone's arrival. Looking away from Taki's grinning face, she happily begins to welcome the new arrival before a frown takes its place upon her lips at the sight of who's entered.

"Oh… it's you."

"Ano… did I come at a bad time?" asks Kakashi, flinching under Tenten's intense gaze.

Sighing, Tenten hops of the counter, picking up her book while looking at Taki, smirking, she says, "Well, he is kinda cute."

That leaves Taki laughing up a storm as Tenten approaches the thoroughly confused Copy Ninja. Coming to a stop right in front of him, Tenten spies a bundle wrapped in purple silk under his right arm before glancing at the orange-colored book in his left hand. Frowning, she kicks him in the shin before huffing and making her exit.

Hopping slightly on one foot, Kakashi looks over to Taki, saying, "Something tells me I deserved that… and it wasn't over my little orange book."

Laughing, Taki shakes her head, saying, "Well, Kaka-chan, if everything I've read in this book is true then I might have to introduce you to my version of Sennen Goroshi (Thousand Years of Death) involving a jagged, rusty kunai."

Laughing uneasily while slowly backing away, Kakashi replies, "Come on, Taki-neechan, you wouldn't do that to a friend?"

Standing up straight, Taki laughs as Kakashi flinches from her sudden movement. Crossing her arms over her chest, she replies, "Don't you Neechan me… You're lucky Naruto seems to actually like your lazy, prevented ass or so help me I'd…"

Taki stops mid-sentence as she notices the dejected look in Kakashi's eye. Sighing, she walks to the store's entrance and locks up hanging the closed sign. Heading for the stairs, she calls over her shoulder, "Come on up… from the looks of that bundle you have tucked under your arm I figure we got some things to discuss."

Sighing, Kakashi begins to follow her as he glances to the bundle in question causing a slight smile to grace his masked face.

I may not have been the best sensei or friend, Naruto… but when you get back I'll change that, I swear…

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It had been a little under a month since our first real mission had gone from a walk in the park C-rank to a near disaster A-rank and in that time we had gone back to doing D-ranks much to our combined dismay.

Cyclops explained it was so that we'd have enough time to fully recover while improving our teamwork. I figured he was just being lazy but as the days passed I noticed that he had increased and intensified our training.

At first, I figured it was solely for the purpose of helping Avenger master his kekkei genkai but then he began to offer me and Cherry Blossom some of his time; not nearly as much as Avenger but it was a noticeable improvement.

It was around this time that I suspected what he was trying to do. If my suspicions were correct, I would soon be one step closer to filling my dream. But, more importantly I would finally learn who my parents were for The Chuunin Exams had arrived.

The funny thing is how sometimes a seemingly ordinary day can become a life altering one. I began such a day as I did many days by visiting Noodle-sama and Iris-chan's stand.

If there was every a place that I truly felt at home it was at that stand. And, despite what some may tell you it wasn't because of the mouth-watering meals but because of the company.

Long before I was accepted by Chibi-Hime, Sensei, Scar and the others, before I even meet Old Man Soul, these two took pity on a dirty little orphan and introduced him to what would become one of his favorite things in all the world.

There were times when I simply wanted it all to end, where the glares, harsh words, and beatings were just too much to take. Yet, all I needed was to hear was Noodle-sama's laugh, see Iris-chan's bright smile, and have a taste of their wondrous delicacies for suddenly it to seem as if all was right with the world.

Now, some may say that this simply proves that I'm too simple minded to know any better. But, to that I'd say walk a mile in my shoes and tell me that the sound of Noodle-sama gladly welcoming you, the sight of Iris-chan's kind eyes, or the smell of their lovingly prepared food are not the most wonderful things in the world and I'll call you both a liar and a damn fool.

On that morning, on that fateful day, I'd receive more than a laugh, a smile, and a meal. I received peace of mind when Iris-chan handed me a letter that had arrived in their mail. One that once she opened was revealed to actually be addressed to me.

I quickly informed her of how my mail, the ones that aren't shredded or burnt, are usually opened by the time I receive it. So I asked a friend to send their letters addressed to their stand hoping they'd get through unscathed. Luckily, it had worked.

Opening it, I was relieved to find Gemini's neat handwriting awaiting me with word of how he was doing. Never had I been so happy to receive mail, never had I received actual mail, period.

Naruto-kun,

I hope this letter finds you well, Otouto. I've been worried about you the past few weeks. The idea of you returning to somewhere were you are hated and feared worries me, but then I remind myself that you have those who care for you there as well.

I'm happy to say that everything went as you said it would. Tazuna and his family welcomed me with open arms after reading the letter you left them. They all say hello and to come visit soon. Inari, in particular, really misses you.

Everything around here is prospering as Gatou's taint is all but gone from the land. The bridge is an overwhelming success and trade is quickly booming.

I'm providing security along the bridge with several villagers. Just the other day we took out a small band of bandits who tried to rob a small caravan from the Land of the River.

I never thought I would be able to live such a life. Being part of a community, turning down both fangirls and boys, sitting down for family dinners, none of it would be possible if not for you and Zabuza-sama. And, for that I am eternally grateful to you both.

I've been asked to join a caravan of merchants as to provide protection. It will travel the five great nations before returning to wave. We leave for Tanzaku Town next week.

With that in mind it maybe a while before you hear from me but I'll write as soon as I can. I pray you'll be safe and prosperous in all your endeavors.

Haku

After reading Gemini's letter, I told Iris-chan and Noodle-sama all about our mission and its true outcome. They gladly agreed to keep our secret and to hold onto any letters that they might receive.

I quickly thanked them again for everything, even though I don't think they'll ever truly understand just how grateful I truly am for everything they've done for me, before heading over to meet my team.

As, I approached our usual meeting place thoughts of how we were going to pass the Chuunin Exam together dominated my thoughts. So, it came as only a slight surprise when for the first time in weeks Cyclops canceled training for the day after we completed yet another boring D-rank.

After Cyclops had left us alone, I could hardly contain my excitement. I watched as Cherry Blossom again attempted to ask Avenger out and was yet again turned down.

I felt bad for her, I really did, but that's what happens when you go after the unattainable when a sure thing is starring you right in the face.

My relationship with my teammates continued to be an odd mix of love and hate. My feelings for both of them would at times shift so drastically that I wondered if I may be bipolar.

One minute, I'd do just about anything for them the next I wondered if I could convince Old Man Soul to get me transferred to Hime or Yellow Flower's team.

But, in the end, for better or worst, they were my team and, more importantly, my friends; I couldn't help but wonder sometimes if they felt the same.

Watching Avenger skulk off to probably brood about his loss to Gemini again, I turned to Cherry Blossom to find a sad sight.

Now, let it be known that I've never taken any pleasure in seeing her suffer but, man, sometimes she sure made it hard not to.

"Hey, Cherry-chan, why don't we train together? It'll improve our teamwork and stuff… I'll even treat you to lunch."

"You mean like a date…?"

"Um, yeah, sure… you know I'd love to take you out?"

Now, here's were she makes not enjoying her misery hard. I'm telling you if I didn't care for the girl this is where I'd introduce her to the business end of a kunai.

"Yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you… I mean, do you actually think anyone would want to… How many times do I have to tell you no before you get it through your thick skull that Avenger is the only one for me?"

And, how many times does he have to put you down before you realize he has no interest in you or anyone else for that matter…

Is what I thought but I held my tongue. The last thing I wanted was to trigger that short-temper of hers, but I just had to push my luck.

"Well, I don't see him here, now, do you? So, why don't you forget about his holiness for a day and let a friend treat you to lunch…"

Okay, so, maybe I didn't hold my tongue as well as I had planned but, man, its frustrating seeing someone you care about suffer over nonsense. And, that's exactly what it was… complete and utter nonsense.

Now, luckily, my little outburst seemed to have stunned her into a catatonic state as she didn't proceed to pound my head into the pavement. It was at that moment that one of the true wonders of nature caught my eye – a rectangular rock.

"All right, I'm only saying this one more time… Rocks don't have perfect angles, corners, or eyeholes… Please try to remember that, Ko-kun, Ud-kun, Mo-chan."

It was following my all but obvious pearls of wisdom that I was suddenly engulfed in a cloud of smoke as the rock suddenly blew apart. And, as the smoke cleared I was greeted by the sight of three hacking and coughing preschoolers better known to me as The Corps.

"You, guys, okay… I'd give that entrance a four out of ten."

"A four… I'd say that was at least a six maybe even a seven, Boss!"

I couldn't help but laugh at the sound of my official title. I'll admit the first time he called me that I was actually a little worried. The last thing I needed was someone thinking I had bullied him into calling me that or that I had somehow corrupted Old Man Soul's grandson.

But, as time passed, I came to like it even wearing the title as a sort of badge of honor. Then when he brought Ud-kun and Mo-chan along with him, I decided I would do everything I could to be worthy of such a title.

So, I went about training them in ways that wouldn't be obvious to anyone, not even the kids themselves, and I quickly found myself loving it. Maybe it was my lack of an ordinary childhood or something but whenever those three came around I'd drop whatever I was doing to hangout with them.

Of course, I didn't make it too easy for them. I didn't want them to think I'd gone soft or something. But, then again, all they had to do was get Mo-chan to give me those puppy dog eyes of hers and she'd have me in the palm of her hands. That in mind, it wasn't surprising when they sicked her on me.

"But, Boss, you promised to play ninja with us… please?"

Looking down at her giving me those dreaded eyes, I couldn't help but smile. It was a losing battle to try and fight it, but try I did as I knew she got a kick out of bending me to her will. Then just as I was about to crumble another presence made itself known.

"What type of ninja plays ninja, hmm?"

I turned around to find that Cherry Blossom was just coming out of shock-induced stupor. Funny thing was I had completely forgotten she was there.

"Hey, Boss, who's the babe?"

A question that has many possible answers, friend, teammate, pain in the ass, but the one that sprang to mind seemed all the more appropriate.

"Huh… You say something?"

"Don't be so shy, Boss. I can tell that you and she are… you know, right?"

I knew what the right answer was but let it never be said that I wasn't a glutton for punishment. After being around Cherry Blossom as long as I had, I learned that nothing made her feel better than letting out some of that Avenger-induced frustration. So, don't let it ever be said that I wasn't a team player.

"Well, I don't like to brag, but…"

What followed the uttering of those words is too horrifying for words. But, I think Ko-kun summed it up best with his reaction.

"Come on, Boss, you can't die… How will The Corps survive without you?"

Yeah, it was pretty gruesome. Its times like that I'm actually glad that ninth-level bastard is in me or at least the healing factor he provides.

I watched Cherry Blossom storm off as I rose to my feet. Everything would have been fine too, if Ko-kun didn't have to open his big mouth.

"Man, what's up with that bigheaded hag… is she even female… Boss, trust me, you can do so much better… than that…"

It was at that point that the kids had their first brush with pure, unadulterated killer intent, as Cherry Blossom slowly turned around with death in her eyes.

It didn't take more than a second under her harsh gaze for us to realize that there's no same in running if one may live to see another day.

I let the kids speed ahead of me so that if Cherry Blossom was going to unleash her unholy wrath upon anyone it'd be me. But, let's just say that by running we had leapt out of the frying pan and into the fire or so the saying goes.

I turned a corner following after the kids to find Ko-kun being held up from the collar of his shirt by some older kid. Upon looking him over, I spotted his hitaite which identified him as a foreign-nin.

Now, I could have handled this in one of several ways with most leading to me being the hero or the fool. But, I decided to play it cool and let someone else handle it.

"I recommend you put him down before…"

"Before what…?"

"Before that…"

I calmly explained as a rock smacked him right between the eyes. Everyone was shocked to find Avenger sitting up in a nearby tree holding more rocks. I shook my head as I went and helped Ko-kun up as his would-be assailant was now focused purely on Avenger.

So, with Ko-kun safe and everyone's attention focused on the almighty Avenger, I let my eyes wander over to the only other person not utterly captivated by his grand arrival.

Now, I say this with all due respect, and the hope that I won't be beaten too severely for it, but up to that point and time almost all the girls I knew with the clear exception of Heaven were simply little girls playing ninja.

Now, believe me when I say, they all possessed the potential to grow into probably the finest kunoichis to emerge from our village in years; the Himes being prime examples. But, at that moment they weren't much of a threat to anyone with real skill.

But, that was far from true about the woman I was currently, for lack of a better term, mesmerized by. Saying she was a beauty doesn't do her justice but what really had my attention was the fact that I could tell, more like knew, that this girl, this young woman, could kick my ass.

Then she noticed me and our gazes locked before she smirked at me. It was in that simple gesture, not to mention her posture, that I learned all I needed to know.

Three things to be precise, first, she's used to being stared at, second, she's confident, if not a little cocky, when it comes to her looks but more importantly to her abilities, and, third, I needed to know her name.

Approaching her while Avenger and her teammate, who I lovingly dub Makeup Boy because of his face paint, were still at it. I noticed that the smirk never left her face, if anything it only seemed to show even more confidence.

Coming to a stop next to her, she turned to face me fully. We simply stared each other down until I gave her a smirk of my own, One as confident and cocky as hers that'd have made Sensei proud, which actually seemed to surprise her before I replaced with a big toothy grin and spoke.

"Chuunin Exam, right…"

She smiled and let loose a short laugh, replying, "Yeah, at least, you seem to have some common sense unlike high and mighty over there."

She gestured over to where Avenger was still talking trash with Makeup Boy from his perch in the tree while Cherry Blossom and The Corps cheered him on. It was with that one line that I think I started to fall for her. Anyone who could see Avenger for the bastard he is was okay in my book.

Laughing, I shrugged explaining how only I knew thanks to my old sensei's teachings. Seeing two foreign-nins wandering freely, combined with their age and time of year, and you come to only one possible conclusion.

"That the Chuunin Exams are being held here this time…"

"Yep, which I also knew… So, I can tell you're good but what about Makeup Boy...? I get the impression I could take him."

She raised an eyebrow at that one, laughing, she asked, "Makeup Boy…? You're sure you can take him but not me?"

"Oh, no, I know I can take you, too… only that you'd probably kick my ass win or loss."

I could tell she didn't know how to respond so I simply grinned causing her smirk to return.

"Confident, aren't we… Yet, you seem to have no problem with the idea of being beaten by a girl."

"What girl… all I see is a fellow shinobi, one that's definitely easier on the eyes but a fellow shinobi, and potential threat nonetheless...?"

We both laughed at my answer until we heard a voice that simply oozed with barely repressed killer intent. To put it mildly, I had never felt anything so terrifyingly deadly up to that point in my life and, shockingly, a part of me seemed to thrive on it.

"Kabuki… Don't!"

Looking to the source of the voice, we found a young boy the same age as me hanging upside down from the branch opposite Avenger's on the other side of the tree. His demeanor screamed 'cross me and die,' yet I felt myself both compelled and repulsed by him.

"Mirror… I-I was…"

"Kabuki… you're an embarrassment to our village… quarreling with children."

"But, Mirror, they started it… I simply…"

"Shut up before I kill you."

I watched as the two foreign-nins all but did backflips and cartwheels to keep this kid at bay, and I for one couldn't blame them. I wasn't even the focus of his gaze but just being under it disturbed me.

"We're sorry… Okay, Mirror?"

"Yeah, I was out of line… my apologies."

He looked to Avenger and apologized for his 'friends' before vanishing in a swirl of sand before reappearing next to Kabuki.

Avenger leapt down from his perch to further confront the intimidating ninja. He all but demanded to know his name, so as introductions were being made I figured I'd go and do the same.

Tapping the kunoichi on the shoulder, I managed to startle her as she had obviously forgotten I was there with the sudden appearance of her creepy teammate.

Flashing a smile that seemed oblivious to the tense atmosphere, I managed to calm the young kunoichi's nerves as I introduced myself.

"I'm Kyu and you are…?"

"Tempest…"

"A pleasure to meet ya, Tempest… I guess I'll be seeing you soon." I replied as I extend my hand. Which she eyed, clearly surprised, before shaking it.

"Yeah, looking forward to it…"

Letting go of her hand, I clearly felt all eyes on me. Turning around I came face to face with those deadly eyes. Surprisingly, I found myself lost in them for a moment as neither of us seemed we both were determined not to be the first to blink. Yet, sadly, I was the first to do so as I step away from him and started to pass him.

"Kyu."

"Mirror."

We briefly introduced ourselves as we passed each other by neither looking back. I nodded to the one called Kabuki as I called out to him, "Later, Makeup Boy… I mean, Kabuki."

The look on his face and the muffled laugh that came from Tempest were priceless. I came to a stop before my squad and The Corps, only to find myself under heavy scrutiny.

"What… something on my face…?"

"Kyu… what were… were you flirting with that foreign-nin…?"

Oh, this was priceless. It took ever once of self-control I had not to shout, "Hell Yeah, I was." But, I managed to stay centered and simply gave Cherry Blossom a disarming smile before replying, "I don't know what you mean… I was simply sizing up the competition."

"Yeah… like she'd pose any threat?"

I smirked at Avenger's obvious ego and laughed, "She'll probably kick your ass, Teme."

This, of course, sent Cherry Blossom off the handle. Which would normally result in me being slammed in the face and being launched into some piece of property, but, since I had already been victim to her wrath once that day, I simply dodged her swing and caught her before she fell completely off balance.

Giving her a gentle shove, I guided her into Avenger's not so welcoming arms. Laughing at her surprised face and Avenger's annoyed one; I shrugged before calling out, "All right, Corps… lets move out!"

The trio quickly fell in step with me, leaving a fuming Avenger and a stunned Cherry Blossom in our wake. Glancing over my shoulder at them, I watched as Avenger leapt away leaving Cherry Blossom alone.

I could barely contain the sigh that escaped my lips, but I didn't let me bother me as my mind was focused on only two things: Spending the rest of the day playing with The Corps until they wore themselves out and preparing myself for the upcoming exam.

Kabuki, Tempest, and Mirror… these exams are going to be interesting…

Little did I know just how interesting they'd get or how deadly.

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"Oh man… Boss, is just so cool!"

Moegi and Udon look up at Konohamaru, who's standing tall with a fire in his eyes as he shouts for all to hear just how cool his 'Boss' and eternal rival, Naruto Uzumaki, really is.

"Shhh… be quiet, it's supposed to be a secret!"

Konohamaru looks at Moegi and blushes slightly as he quickly sits back down mumbling an apology.

"Sorry, but come on… our boss is just too cool! He has a demon in his stomach, he saved that Gemini guy's life and a village at the same time, and he even hit on that scary Sand chick… He's a hero…and, that's just so cool!"

Moegi shakes her head while smiling at his enthusiasm before glancing at Udon who she notices is scanning the small park they're sitting in with a surprisingly intense stare.

"What's the matter, Udon-kun?"

"Just making sure no one hears what we're talking about."

She nods, feeling suddenly nervous, before looking out into the street that runs next to the small park. She glances at all the people who are going on about their business completely unaware of what she's learned. She finds herself struggling to keep from glaring at those who are old enough to also know, exactly, what she now knows.

"How do you think Niichan dealt with it all?"

Moegi's question causes Konohamaru and Udon's spirits to drop momentarily till Konohamaru leaps to his feet with a look of burning determination in his eyes. Looking at his fellow Corps members with a grin that would put his boss to shame, he shouts, "That's because he's… Naruto Uzumaki and nothing can keep him down!"

Bright smiles fill his friend's faces as they jump to their feet alongside him, shouting, "Yeah…!"

They all look at each other smiling before nodding and shouting together at the top of their lungs, "He's Naruto Uzumaki and nothing can keep him down!"

Everyone within the sound of their voice pauses momentarily and glances their way causing the three friends to blush, suddenly embarrassed by their outburst, before Konohamaru adds, "That's right… and don't you people ever forget it!"

Breaking out into a fit of laughter at the sight of all the confused faces looking at them from in and around the park, they'd be surprised to know that not a block away someone is in complete agreement with them.

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I guess that fool has fans everywhere but who am I to talk being one myself…

Holding her copy of KNC fondly, Ino having left Sakura's place, after her friend practically begged her to let her finish reading Naruto's book on her own, finds herself looking for her teammates.

After learning the shocking truth about Naruto's connection to the Kyuubi, Sakura had for lack of a better word – snapped. Ino had never seen her friend so upset but to be honest she reacted the same way.

Sakura having fallen asleep left Ino to continue reading on her own. She was happy to see that Naruto had some happy memories, as she would readily admit that she was finding the book to be way too depressing for her taste. Making it all the more unbearable was the fact that it's someone she knows and, now even more than before, cares about who suffered it all.

She had read through their years in the academy surprised by how many times she appeared. Only slightly put off by the fact that it was usually as comic relief since Naruto obviously found her and Sakura's attempts to capture Sasuke's attention hilarious. It only settled her down to know that Naruto thought Sasuke was crazy for harshly turning away such cute girls, something he swears he'd never do.

Reaching the part of their graduation, she found herself wondering if he'd explain how he managed to pass despite failing. She never imagined it all would turn out the way it did. To say that she was shocked is an understatement, but what was really shocking to her was the fact that she was absolutely furious after reading it.

She had actually jumped to her feet cussing out the traitor who was obviously Mizuki-sensei, only to begin cheering when Naruto let him have it. Then breaking down when Naruto confronted his sensei, whose identity blew her mind and which she still can't believe, as the thought of everything he's had to endure brought her to tears.

It was only the sound of Sakura waking up, thanks to the noise she was making, that calmed her down. She looked into the half-awake eyes of her friend trying to hide the sorrow she felt but failed miserably as she saw the worried look in Sakura's eyes as she fully awoke.

She explained to Sakura what she had read without telling her the big secret. Telling her that it be better if she read it herself. She sat there watching Sakura as she did and it broke her heart to see the various emotions that played across Sakura's features.

When she was done, Sakura sat there silent for the longest time before she mumble something that Ino hopes to never hear from her friend again – 'I'll kill them all… every last one of them.'

Sakura proceeded to cry her eyes out as she promised to kill anyone who so much as looked at Naruto the wrong way again. The scary thing was that Ino believed she'd do it. Managing to calm her down, Ino was shocked when Sakura asked her to leave so that she could finish the book alone.

Agreeing to do so only after Sakura promised to find her when she finished it, no matter the time, and not to deliver the beating so many in this village so rightly deserved.

That's what had led to her hoping to find her teammates and so far failing to do so. Checking all of their known hangouts, she's all but given up as she passes an all too familiar ramen stand and instantly recognizes two of the patrons.

"Hey, I've been looking all over for you two!"

When neither of them responds she nearly loses it until someone taps her on the shoulder. Turning around she finds herself looking at the owner of a pair of bushy brows and his female teammate.

"Lee… Tenten… what are you…"

Ino cuts herself short as Tenten holds up her copy of KNC. Smiling, Ino sits between Shikamaru and Tenten before asking, "How long have they been like that?"

"Since we arrived but Ayame-san says they've been like that since morning."

Ino looks over to her teammates and shakes her head. Never has she seen them so captivated by anything other than food or clouds. And, she's shocked to notice that there is only three empty bowls sitting before Chouji.

"So, up to what part are you guys?"

Tenten and Lee both smile at her as Lee is the one to answer her question. "I and Bunbun-chan have reached…" Lee's silenced as he's bashed over the head with a copy of KNC.

"What have I told you about that name?"

"But, Tenten…"

"No, buts, Lee… If I have to tell you again…"

Lee quickly nods his head in understanding as Tenten reaches for a scroll on her hip. Ino laughs at the display before something sinks in.

"Bunbun-chan…?"

Sighing, Tenten replies with a smirk, "It's a long story, Yellow Flower."

Ino giggles as she hears Tenten's explanation; she's surprised when she hears someone giggling with her.

"That definitely sounds like Naruto-kun…"

Ino turns to see Ayame standing behind the counter with a bright smile. Ino nods in agreement as Ayame asks for her order.

"The usual… and have they really been like that since morning?"

"Yep… Chouji-kun actually didn't eat his first bowl as it had gotten cold."

"WHAT…"

The sound of Ino's voice spreading throughout the area is greeted by stunned silence until it's broken by someone muttering, "Loud, troublesome woman."

"And, that's the first time he's complained since arriving." Ayame whispers to a fuming Ino.

"Great… Anyway, what do you all think about you know what?"

Ino's question causes everyone to freeze as they all look to Ayame and her father who both smile, nodding, signaling that they know.

With that known they all sit there quiet, as their thoughts turn to the person and burden in question. A smile comes to all their faces, as someone finally speaks.

"It's all too troublesome…" Shikamaru begins but Chouji finishes adding, "But, that's Naruto for you."

Laughter fills the stand, as the five Chuunin begin to read once more; each of them glad to see the others taking it all so well, none more than Ino as her thoughts turn to her pink-haired rival.

I hope you're taking this all in okay, billboard brow…

To Be Continued…