Hello!
Here's chapter two. And thank you to ceyx0991 who gave me the fascinating and in-depth review of "NO". Seriously, what the HELL does that mean? No explanation, no nothing, just "NO." Now I'm pissed! I hope you're happy!
ENJOY, DAMMIT!
Day 2 on SURVIVOR: AVATAR ISLAND.
The Avarinos camp.
Sokka: Well, today is the sad day that we bury Aang, the Avatar, who died when he saw my sister kiss that STUPID FIREBENDER ZUKO!!!! GRAAAAH!!!! I'LL KILL HIM!!! NO ONE TOUCHES MY SISTER!!!!!!!!
Azula: Yes! Oh yes!! (dances on Aang's grave) WOO-HOO!!!!
Zhao: Yeah, whatever, can we go? I'm hungry.
Iroh: Yeah, I'm hungry too. Let's go. Although I wouldn't be hungry IF ZUKO HAD'T STOLEN MY FRIKEN ROAST DUCK!!!!!!!! GRAAAAAAAH!!!!
Everyone: (leaves)
The Bendernators camp.
Zuko: I am so hot! I am so hot! I won the challenge! I AM SO HOT!!!!
Katara: (whips Zuko) I won it, dummy. If it wasn't for me and my supreme waterbending skills we wouldn't have won!
Zuko: (rubs his sore bum) All right, you helped, but those other pansies didn't do anything!
Jet: HEY!
Toph: (stomps)
Zuko: (Is hit in the butt with a big rock) OW!!!
Jet: BOO-YA! Go Toph!
Zuko: He- DID YOU JUST SAY "BOO-YA?" THAT'S MY LINE YOU FRIKEN PANSY!!!!! WROAR!!!! (tackles Jet)
Jet: EEEEEEEEW!!!! RAPE!!!! (bitch-slaps Zuko)
Zuko: MEOWR!!!
Jet: HISSSSSSSS!!!!!!
While Jet and Zuko are having their cat fight, let's go and see how things are in the other camp…
Aang: Hey guys! I'm back!
Azula: What the hell? You're supposed to be dead! I was dancing on your grave! I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER DANCING ON YOUR GRAVE!!!!!
Aang: Yes, and now I'm back.
Azula: But… how?
Aang: It wasn't narratively convenient to have me dead.
Azula: …
Meanwhile…
Iroh: What the HELL is that? (points)
Zhao: I dunno… it looks like some sort of idol!
Iroh: Cool! Let's go and chuck it at Azula!
Zhao: Ok!
Later…
Aang: AAAAAAH!
Azula: ZAP! Hehehehehehehehehe, this is fun! (ZAAAP)
Aang: Owwww!!!!!
Zhao: Hey Azula! HEADS UP!!! (throws the idol)
Azula: Eh? (BONK)
Iroh: YEAH! (holds out his hand)
Zhao: (gives Iroh a high five) AND ON THE REBOUND!!!! (holds his own hand out)
Iroh: (bites Zhao's hand)
Zhao: Uhhhh…
Iroh: (crazy look)
Zhao: …um, crap? (runs)
Iroh: COME BACK, GIANT MARSHMALLOW!!!!! (runs after him)
Azula: uhhhh…. I feel weird…
Mai: Azula! Are you okay?
Azula: Chicken man ate the hayfever!
Mai: ……………………….
The Bendernators camp
Jet: (is dying)
Zuko: BOO-YA!!! I WON!!! How do ya like THAT????
Katara: (kicks Jet) Yeah! That's one from me too!
Zuko: Hey Katara, wanna go into the jungle so we can make out?
Katara: Sure.
Katara and Zuko leave, Haru and Toph are left ALONE… Let's see what these two cheeky earthbenders are up to…
Haru: THE HIIIIILSSSS ARE ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE WIIIIIIIIIIITH THE SOUND OF MUUUUUUUUUUUSAAAAAAAAAAAC!!!!!!!!!!
Toph: FOR GOD'S SAKE HARU, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
This is all I can be bothered writing at the mo. Part two (tribal council) will have to wait until I get at least ONE vote on who should leave. Till then, have fun!
jadeandsuagr