Chapter 3!!!!
Thank you for the reviews, now I can continue! This chapter it's TRIBAL COUNCIL for the Avarinos (no, I'm not changing the name… yet) so, read and enjoy!
(BTW, I had no idea that someone had done something like this before, please don't think I'm copying them!)
jadeandsugar
Day 2, part 2.
Me: Okay guys, grab your torches and we'll begin!
Zhao: Uhhh, I can't, Iroh kinda ate mine.
Iroh: Yum! Wax! (munch munch)
Me: Hmmm, I see… well, whatever, my budget doesn't cover torch replacements, you'll just have to suffer.
Zhao: Damn.
Iroh: Yum! Clothes! (gnaw, munch)
Me: Wow, jungle madness is getting to him already.
Azula: It's not jungle madness! Primitive cavemen that live inside his ear are making him CRaZeEEeeE!!!!!
Me: What's up with her?
Zhao: My bad dude, Iroh and I found this freaking AWESOME idol statue in the middle of the jungle, so we threw it at her.
Me: You threw the idol at her?! But that was the hidden immunity idol! You could have used it to stay in the game!
Iroh: Feh. It was worth it.
Me: What, to make Azula crazy?
Azula: I'LL TEACH YOU TO TALK BACK TO ME YOU STUPID ROCK!!!!! (hurls the rock at the ground)
Me: (raises eyebrows at Iroh)
Iroh: Well, the rock DID deserve it, it was giving me crap too!
Me: Ok, moving right along… Sokka, how did you think your team went in the challenge yesterday?
Sokka: Zuko friken KISSED MY SISTER!!!!!! I'LL MURDER HIM!!!!!!! I SWEAR I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: O-o Ok, how about you Mai?
Mai: How do you think we did? WE LOST, IDIOT!!!!
Me: IS THERE ANYONE SANE ON THIS WHOLE TEAM????
Aang: Katara… NOOOOOOOOOO-
Iroh: (cracks Aang over the head with the rubber chicken of LIBERTY)
Me: God, he was really starting to annoy me. Thanks Iroh!
Iroh: No problem!
Azula: You killed Blackbeard! Now his ghost will come back and haunt us allllllllllllll and he will kill us with his teenage mutant ninja cookie of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Iroh: (cracks Azula over the head with the RCOL)
Me: Once again, Iroh saves the day! Now let's vote before we are forced to take super evasive action! (the giant rubber ducky of justice)
Votes are as follows:
Aang: (no votes)
Azula: (no votes)
Zhao: 1 vote
Iroh: 1 vote
Sokka: (no votes)
Mai: 2 votes
Me: Mai, your tribe has spoken. Grab your torch and come up here.
Mai: uhhhh, Iroh, d'you think you could spit my torch out?
Iroh: Yum! Yours tastes even better than Zhao's!
Sokka: I reckon that's a no.
Me: THEN WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS GIANT TORCH PUTTER-OUTERER???
Mai: I dunno, wear it, so then we wouldn't have to look at your ugly face!
Me: GROAR!!! (Whaps Mai on the head with the torch putter-outterer)
Mai: (faints)
Me: (fumes) Everyone, GET BACK TO CAMP, before I get REALLY pissed!
Everyone: (pick up Azula and Aang and RUN FOR IT)
Me: ahh, peace and quiet!
Watch: Beep! Beep! Beep!
Me: Yay, its ELMO TIME!!!!! (giggles and runs off to watch Elmo)
Cleaner: Aww, man, look at what they've done to my nice clean floor… littered with dead bodies…
Ehhh, that one wasn't very funny, and a bit stupid towards the end, but anyhoo, the next one should be good, REWARD CHALLENGE!!!!
Thanx again to reviewers, and to Jia Yu, I will try to make it Taang. (and no, I don't watch Elmo, it was just for the story!)
R&R!
jadeandsugar