Note: I just thought I'd have some fun. I haven't finished school yet so I don't know if you ever talk about sex openly or if just what the hell the textbook says. I got the strongest feelings this would NEVER happen though. Hehe. Enjoy my fantasies

The Twelfth Day Health Class

Everyone waited anxiously for this day. This was the day that the second years came in to talk to the first years... about sex. The teachers left the room and listened every once in a while to make sure no one was doing anything visual or going off topic. The whole point of the teachers leaving was so that the students could talk about sex freely, as they saw it, their views. It was the second years jobs to make sure that no one got too off topic or into it, so they were responsible children chosen. Most second years came back because they loved how awesome it was. Haruhi had no idea about this, so she was shocked when she heard about it.

The class was spread out for two hours, instead of the normal one it usually would be. Hikaru and Kaoru doubted it would take that short of a time, they thought they'd get out about lunch. That made Haruhi feel kind of sick. What exactly did they talk about? How to have sex?

"The other classes will have to wait until next week to get their talk, one will get it tonight, and then the others will get it next week," Kaoru guessed.

Hikaru nodded. "Probably."

A questionarre was sent out for the students to answer.

Male

Sexual Preference: N/A

Are you a virgin: No

If No, when did you lose your virginity: 2nd grade

Are you excited: Not really, it doesn't matter to me

Have you ever had the talk: Yeah, it didn't tell me much

Are you curious about sex: Not really

Do you think homosexuality is wrong: No, I don't. I find it offensive when people get mad at someone because they are

Do you take sex seriously: During, but not talking about it

Kaoru laughed at his sheet and peeked over at his brothers.

Male

Sexual Preference: Female

Are you a virgin: No

If No, then when did you lose your virginity: 2nd grade

Are you excited: Kind of

Have you ever had the talk: Yup, boring as hell

Are you curious about sex: You're kidding right? You really have to ask a teenage male that?

Do you think homosexuality is wrong: Yes

Do you take sex seriously: I guess so

Kaoru frowned and when Hikaru went to look at Kaoru, he quickly turned away and pretended to be interested in someone's paper across the room.

He frowned again when he realized he wanted to see Haruhi's paper. Why? He... didn't really know.

Female

Sexual Preference: N/A

Are you a virgin: Yes

If No, then when did you lose your virginity: N/A

Are you excited: Nope

Have you ever had the talk: Nope

Are you curious about sex: Nope

Do you think homosexuality is wrong: Nope

Do you take sex seriously: Umm, sure, why not

Kaoru laughed quietly and whispered to Hikaru, "Did you see her paper? It's filled with 'nope's."

Hikaru laughed as well and the teacher came over and scowled at them. She glared at both of them and how easily they sat there, not even caring that the teacher was about to kill them. She scowled, "Keep quiet you twins, or I'll check your paper."

They shut up.

Hikaru, do you think it's gonna matter that we're not virgins? She'll notice that our handwriting is identical and she'll piece together that we're the twins.

Oh, you worry too much Kaoru.

Kaoru didn't think Hikaru saw his next thought. But Hikaru did.

Or do you not worry enough?

Hikaru leaned over and licked Kaoru's neck. Kaoru bristled but didn't do anything. No spazzing out. No nurse. Kaoru had made an improvement.

Finally, the teacher announced, "I have collected all of your sheets, I will be leaving now and the second years have arrived. Come in students."

As the second years came in, the teacher left and locked the door with her key from the outside, so they were locked in there. At the teacher's mercy. The teacher that despised Hikaru and Kaoru with all of her guys. Who knew if she had hidden cameras.

Kaoru felt unsure and he grabbed Hikaru's hand.

"What's wrong Kaoru?" Hikaru worried.

"N-nothing," Kaoru whispered.

The three Club members noticed a familiar face, Nekozawa Umehito. What was he doing there? There was Tamaki, and Mori, and even Hunny. Kyouya also walked in and sighed. He looked at the three like, these idiots made me come, I didn't want to. Haruhi frowned, she thought this was supposed to be second years, not including some third years.

Tamaki shrugged and explained, "The administrators didn't get enough Second Years to volunteer, and plenty of Third Years wanted to, so it's a mix. All of us had this talk last year though, so don't worry too much about it."

Haruhi sighed, "Just like Tamaki-sempai."

Kaoru squeezed Hikaru's hand.

"Now everyone, I want you to find a person of the opposite sex and when everyone has one, we'll continue. Don't worry, you don't have to like the person," Kyouya instructed.

Everyone went and found someone, but Kaoru didn't move, Hikaru tried to, but Kaoru wouldn't let go.

"D-dad will understand, won't he?" Kaoru whispered.

"I don't think so," Hikaru scowled. "Come on Kaoru."

Kaoru wouldn't let go of Hikaru's hand.

"Nooo," Kaoru whined. "I dun wanna."

Hikaru cussed under his breath and they walked over to Tamaki.

"Milord, Kaoru won't let go of my hand," Hikaru snarled.

Tamaki sighed and shook his head, "Kaoru..."

"I think it's fine," Haruhi replied. She was grouped with Tamaki... which figures... "There's no one left anyway, they all grouped up."

Tamaki shook his head and finally said it was okay.

Hikaru was upset with this turn of events, but Kaoru was glad for this. It's not really that I want to do this activity with Hikaru, more or less that I don't want him hanging around those girls. Bleh, they're so nasty.

"You're gonna pay for this," Hikaru scowled.

Kaoru smiled. "Good."

Hikaru blushed and looked away. Of course, the room was very dim, so it was hard for anyone to see anything. No, this wasn't for sexual feelings to be brought out, it was because Nekozawa couldn't stand being in the light and the teachers and kids knew that so they were respecting him.

"Any questions so far?" Hunny spoke up.

When no one replied, Nekozawa stared at his Beelzenef and started playing around with it. Mori stared at him but didn't say anything.

Kaoru stifled a laugh. Playing with his puppet during this? Poor person who was partnered with him.

Only, in actuality, lots of people were... fawning over Nekozawa? Despite his dark appearances, Nekozawa had blonde hair and couldn't be in bright lights, he also wore a black wig to help protect him even further. It was baffling to Kaoru though, that Nekozawa was being fawned over by the females. Of course, the whole Host Club was in the room too, so that might have raised some hormones. Who knows, maybe if Nekozawa didn't wear his cloak all the time, he could've made a good addition to the Host Club himself. Only, Nekozawa was in his Senior year as well, so there was no point in that.

"Now, I want you think about if you have any feelings for the person you're with," Tamaki replied.

Kaoru caught a whole bunch of people looking at eachother and sticking out their tongues, but quite a few actually liked who they were with. Chris was with his girlfriend. Tamaki definetly was happy with Haruhi. Kyouya didn't care who he was with, but he pretended to like it. Seeing everyone act out how they felt to eachother, Kaoru felt kind of bad. This seemed like something that Lex-chan would lecture the twins about in club. But Lex-chan wasn't there, she was removed from the classroom because of the topic.

"Tell me, did anyone feel a sexual zing?"

Kaoru blushed and looked lightly at Hikaru. Even in the darkness, the fangirls caught the look of adoration.

"Eehhh!" They all squealed, and no one else in the room could figure out what they were squealing about. Kaoru had an idea, but he didn't even want to think that someone saw that little peek, that little gaze, his little glance that he'd given so often and Hikaru'd never noticed.

Kaoru felt downtrodded as he realized how little his twin actually knew about him. Kaoru squeezed Hikaru's hand, but Hikaru didn't move.

He's embarrassed, he's mad at me. He wanted a female partner. I saw his sheet of paper.

Kaoru sighed and shook his head.

"Okay, first, discuss sex with your partner, don't feel ashamed."

Kaoru turned to Hikaru when Hikaru had started to turn.

Kaoru felt like that grip was around his neck. That death threatening choke. Hikaru's gaze burning into him, but this was why Kaoru chose Hikaru. He knew Hikaru would be mad, but Kaoru knew that the gaze would keep him in line. It was also keep him from those women.

"You're dead," Hikaru snarled.

Kaoru smiled.

Kaoru sighed and replied, "Do we really have to go over sex again?"

"Mmm, to you it's just in and out," Hikaru growled through clenched teeth as he leaned forward so no one heard him.

"Shut up."

"But it's true, and it's kind of annoying."

Is he bored of me?

"Shut up," Kaoru snarled back. This was why Kaoru chose Hikaru. He loved the feel of Hikaru picking on him. He hated the sound of voice they both used.

But when Kaoru hated Hikaru, his love sparked to a whole new level.

"It's true though, Kaoru, it's just the simple dynamics to you, no pleasure in it what-so-ever," Hikaru spat quietly.

"Says you," Kaoru scowled.

"It's true, I'm your twin, I'd know that."

Kaoru wanted to slap Hikaru so badly. That was his excuse for EVERYTHING. "I'm your twin."

Kaoru wished Hikaru wasn't his twin.

Maybe then Hikaru would actually love him back.

Because knew he didn't. They both knew it.

Yet Hikaru still denied it.

Kaoru felt sick, and he wanted to get out of that room. "Shut up."

"Is everyone done?" Tamaki asked again.

"I should've partnered with Chris, he's not as mean as you," Kaoru whispered.

"You DARE touch that kid and I'll rip his head off," Hikaru seethed.

"Watch me."

It made Kaoru kind of happy, to see Hikaru act angry over him. To have Hikaru care about him. Kaoru loved that rush of anger, that ferocity the twins exchanged. Sometimes though, it made him want to cry. Most of the time it did make him want to cry. He loved it when he cried. Sure, it hurt, but Hikaru always comforted him.

Or, he used to.

"Now, what did you two discuss?" Kyouya's voice boomed over everyones.

Everyone raised their hand and described what they talked about.

"Let's bring religion into this, how does sex fit into religion?" Tamaki and Kyouya asked at the same time.

Haruhi raised her hand. Everyone gasped. They were already surprised enough when Haruhi grouped with Tamaki, for she "...wasn't a female."

"Some religions believe that sex is what links the man and the woman of a relationship together. It's another way of saying I love you and that you'll never leave them," Haruhi replied and smiled, then she whispered, "Lex-chan taught me that."

"Now, let's look at homosexual couples," All the fangirls squealed. "We'll use the Hitachiins for an example since they didn't choose a female partner."

"No you won't," The twins argued.

"Oh yes. Yes I will," Tamaki urged. "Now, why is homosexuality bad?"

"You don't have children," Someone replied.

"You go to hell."

"It's against God's will."

"Because it's just not right and it won't work out."

"The people you fall in love with don't love you back."

"It hurts you mentally."

Hearing everyone's views hurt Kaoru right down to his core. It hurt even more when he saw Tamaki nod at every one he heard. Didn't he understand how Kaoru was feeling? What happened to "..no one would dare hurt my son..."?

Kaoru wanted to go and yell at him, "How could you be so insensitive? I trust you and this is what you do? This is why I hate outsiders!"

But no matter how hard Kaoru tried, he just couldn't do it.

He couldn't hate Tamaki.

"Now, what would make it worse in the twins' case?" Kyouya asked.

"They're twins for one, they're not supposed to like eachother like that," Someone scowled.

Someone laughed and said, "Because it's just stupid, it's like falling in love with yourself."

"It's completely idiotic, to love someone who looks like you."

"It'll haunt you for the rest of your life even when you look in the mirror. Knowing someone shares your face and you had sex with them."

Kaoru wanted to cry out. Because mostly, it was true. Kaoru did feel that way when he looked in the mirror, but he wasn't about to tell Hikaru that. Kaoru wasn't about to tell Hikaru how he loved him.

Tamaki noticed this and tried to silence everyone.

"What is the positives of a homosexual relationship?"

No one answered.

"Well, let's think about it," Tamaki explained. "Our world faces overpopulation right now, homosexuality doesn't increase population yet fufills your sex needs. Is there really any actual reason why you should hate or despise a homosexual person?"

No one had an answer. Because Tamaki was right. Homosexuality was okay in that way.

"But God made Adam and Eve," Another shouted out.

"True, but didn't God also make a man love another?" Tamaki was on a roll. Kaoru smiled, he knew why Tamaki was on a role. Because he saw Kaoru was feeling bad.

I guess... I judged outsiders too quickly. Sometimes I wonder if Tamaki was ever an outsider in the first place. Maybe, Tamaki has a key for everyone's world, and he just knows how to weild it right. I wouldn't be surprised.

Kaoru leaned against Hikaru and began closing his eyes.

"I'm so tired," Kaoru whispered.

"No, we're not done yet."

The bell rang. Everyone looked around startled.

"We have the next hour too," Tamaki reassured.

The teacher walked into the room.

"We decided that we'd continue this Monday, every class now has their hour to do as much as possible, then continue on Monday. Now hurry to class, if you're late say you're from Health class, they'll call me," The teacher directed.

Kaoru left with Hikaru, hand in hand. They didn't go back to class. They went to the nurse.

"What's wrong?" The nurse asked as they came in.

"I don't know," Hikaru replied and the nurse was about to yell at him when he added, "Kaoru's sick."

"How so?"

"He won't respond."

The nurse bent infront of Kaoru and shone the light in his eyes. Kaoru didn't even twitch.

I'm scared, Kaoru thought and he began to cry. If my thesis on outsiders was wrong...

Then how strong is my thesis on love?

Tamaki's POV

I must admit, I was really scared today. I had to work with NEKOZAWA! How scary is that? He's gonna curse me any moment, I just know it. I know he's gonna curse me.

But... I don't think even Nekozawa would be that mean. I think he saw it. I saw him stare at me, even if just for a moment. I don't how many other people saw through me, but I was standing up for the twins during the speech. What was I supposed to? Let Kaoru fall even farther into despair? I couldn't do that.

He's my son.

I don't really like him hanging around Hikaru much though, I will admit that. It scares me, that one day Kaoru's gonna snap, let all his feelings go at once. He was explaining it to me. Once the two hit puberty, Kaoru limited everything he told Hikaru. I do remember a couple things Kaoru told me when we first started to get to know eachother. Hikaru's able to mimick Kaoru's voice perfectly, I remember Kaoru telling me about that. I asked him if he could mimick Hikaru's voice. He did it for me.

Kaoru mimicked Hikaru for me.

But he told me he'd never do it for anyone else.

Because he hated the way it sounded. He told me that! He said he HATED the way that Hikaru's voice sounded. He didn't even apologize for it. He just said it right out there, "I don't like mimick Hikaru's voice though. I hate the way it sounds. How it's so deep. It makes me sick." He told me something a few days later when I brought it back up to him. "Hikaru does it much better. And copying his voice, it's depressing. It just reminds me that we're that close, so close. Yet the words I speak aren't Hikaru's, they're mine. It's not the same. Hikaru has a melody to it. I love the way he talks."

That's the first time he cried to me. Because Hikaru had a crush. I'm guessing it was that really pretty girl who was a senior. She left last year, but Hikaru really must've had it for her. That's when I realized that I couldn't turn Kaoru away. I cared about him.

I'm his father though, I'm supposed to care about him. I don't want him to cry, I hate it when he's sad. I just want to make everything better for him. I never want him to get hurt by love, so I try to keep him out of it. I try to make it so that the twins don't kiss, because they're not ready for it. My son can't go off and fall in love yet. Daddy's not ready to let him go.

Only, if what they all tell me is true, that I'm not they're father...

Then why do I feel that way?