Day FOUR!!!! (I think…)

Here's day four! This chappie… day… whatever should fill in what happened with Aang and Toph (re rowr!) on their fantabulous spa getaway, and also covers the immunity challenge.

Zuko: Man, this island SUCKS!

Katara: I agree! Tropical islands are supposed to be fun, but this is boring, and ants keep biting my butt!

Zuko: And I've got sand EVERYWHERE, its friken ITCHY too!

Katara: I hope Aang and Toph are having a good time!

Lets find out, SHALL WE???? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Toph: Oh, Aang, it was so brave of you to rescue Roku like that, I can't believe we're in a spa getaway!

Aang: Yeah… this is the life, huh?

Aang and Toph clink glasses, and the masseurs or whatever come in.

Massage Man: Readyfor yourmassages?

Manly Man: Yes, massages… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Massage Man: Just ignore him, he had to much caffeine this morning.

Aang: Um, okay…

Massage Man: Let's get started on these massages! I'll get the cream…

Aang: Uh, I need to take a crap…

Massage Man: (freaked out look) Ok…. we'll wait for you…

Aang: (runs into a small building metres away from massage area) OHHHHH, YEAH, THAT'S THE STUFF!!!!!

Manly Man: Soooo… is this guy your boyfriend?

Toph: uhhhh…. We'll see…

Aang: What the?! I didn't have any corn!

Manly Man: OK, that's just gross!

Massage Man: Wait a minute… that's not the toilet… MY TOOL SHED!!!!!!!

A few minutes later, Aang and Toph are receiving their massages.

Aang: Aaaaaaah… Manly Man, you sure know how to use that cream… soooo sooooothing…

Manly Man: Oh, SHIT!

Aang: Oh no! What is it? Am I dying? I'm dying aren't I? AHAHAHAHAHA, HELP MEEEE, I WANNA LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Manly Man: Uh, no, you're not dying, but… um…

Aang: What is it? Fingers, toes ears? It's my ears, isn't it? THEY'VE FALLEN OFF HAVEN'T THEY? OH GOD, I'M DEAF!!!!!!

Manly Man: No… it's your tattoos… they're gone…

Aang: My tattoos? Oh no! GONE!!! THEY'RE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! … uh, wait how is that possible?

Manly Man: I have NO idea.

Toph: Sounds to me like this is just a lame and unexplainable setup so that the author can try to turn it into something funny.

All: (Look at author)

Me: Errrrr…. Ummmm… ahh… I SHALL RETURN!!!!!!!! (disappears)

Aang: Are… are my tattoos really gone?

Massage Man: (nods)

Aang:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At the Bendernators camp.

Zuko: What the crap was that?!?!

Jet: Either Aang's reflecting on losing Katara, or he just got kicked in the-

Back at the Spa Getaway

Toph: Not again! Hey author, don't you think this gag is getting a little old?

Me: Mebbe… But it's fun!

Manly Man: Yes… fun… OF DOOM!!!!!!!

Me: Go to hell Manly Man.

Manly Man: NO, I will NOT go to hell! … I've got a restraining order…

Me: Okay, this is just getting weird. HEY LARRY!!!! CUT TO A COMMERCIAL!!!!!!

Larry: NEVER!

Me: Don't make memake you Larry!

Larry: Don't make me make you make me!

Me: SHUT THE HELL UP LARRY, AND TURN THE (CENSORED) CAMERA (CENSORED) A (CENSORED) OFF OR I'LL (CENSORED) KILL (CENSORED CENSORED) YOUR ASS UNTIL (CENSORED) IT (CENSORED) LOOKS LIKE (CENSORED CENSORED) TEA KETTLE (CENSORED) MURDER (CENSORED CENSORED) PUDDING (CENSORED) SO TURN THE (CENSORED) CAMERA (CENSORED) OFF!!!!!!!

Larry: The profanity was not necessary, this is supposed to be a PG show!

Me: The PG rating went out the window in ages ago when I used ridiculous amounts of the word friken, NOW TURN THE (CENSORED) CAMERA OFF!!!!!

Larry: Tch… there's no reasoning with some people…

This program was brought to you by: McDonalds!

"We don't spit in our burgers; we shit in them instead!"

Me: Okay everyone, welcome back! We're here at the immunity challenge and our two tribes are raring to go!

Haru: Hey! Where's Aang and Toph?

Me: They're still at the spa getaway.

Ty Lee: When are they gonna be back?

Me: Oh, I imagine when the natives are through with them…

At the spa getaway…

Aang: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Toph: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Natives: (chuck spears and other random crap) GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT, I CANNIBAL!!!!!!!

AT THE IMMUNITY CHALLENGE

Me: Yes… anyway, the challenge iiiiiiissssssssss… TO CRACK A COCONUT!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Zhao: Well gosh, that's inventive!

Me: Thank you Zhao! I thought you'd like it!

Zhao: Y'know, there's a little word called sarcasm that you need to read up about.

Me: (makes a RUDE SIGN at Zhao) Yeah, now the rules are that you're not allowed to use anything SHARP… Zuko, PUT THE SWORD DOWN…

Zuko: awwww, but it makes me look smexy!

Me: But other than that, go for it! Your coconuts are just over there, so, Survivors ready? GO!

The two teams rush over to their individual coconuts and puzzle over how to break them. Lets see how the Avarinos are going…

Sokka: I think we should use a rock or something…

Azula: A rock? ROCK??? Oh no!! They know I killed their brother and they're out for REVENGE!!!!

Iroh: (shrieks like a little girl)

Zhao: I agree we'll try this one!

Sokka: (bashes coconut) hmmm… I think we're gonna need a bigger rock…

The Bendernator's side.

Zuko: Hmmm… how do we get it open…?

Katara: Um… maybe if I froze it then it would… no strike that…

Haru: Look, why don't we just start insanely bashing this with a rock?

Jet: Sounds good to me! EEEEEEEEYAAAAAAH!!!!!! (Attacks)

The two teams are randomly attacking their coconuts, but are not really making any headway…

Iroh: Oh for crap's sake… this is hopeless! Watch how I do it! (bites the coconut)

CRACK!!!!
Me: Looks like the Avarinos have won! Congrats guys!

Zuko: What!! We lost! Lemme see that coconut!

Iroh: I'm afraid you can't do that…

Jet: Ew!! Dude, you totally did not just eat that coconut whole! It looks like you're friken PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iroh: (talking to his tummy) It's all right baby, he didn't mean it…

Azula: I WANNA HAVE BABIES TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! (looks pointedly at Zuko)

Zuko: That's just bloody scary!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!

Katara: BACK OFF, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S MINE!!!!!!!

Iroh: Everyone, shhhh!!!!! I think I felt the baby kick!

Me: Uhhh…. Well, Bendernators, I'll see you at tribal council!

Iroh: I think it's a boy:)

Yeah, I know. That one sucked. But I've re-written this thing a bazillion times and this is the only one that I'm remotely happy with.

Please post me your suggestions and/or fave lines, it gives me something to build on.