Well, I just got my first suicidal review, so I thought I'd better update quickly to prevent any DEATHS… (shifty eyes)
Zuko: We SUCKED.
Katara: Yep.
Haru: So who do you think we should vote out?
Katara: (glares at Jet)
Jet: This old man! He played one! He played knick knack on my bum! C'mon everyone, you know the words!
Zuko: (raises eyebrow)
Jet: Not a singer eh? Maybe a non-verbal song! (starts screaming the tune to the chicken dance) Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na….
Zuko: Get away from me!!!
Jet: NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA!!!!! (chases Zuko screaming the chicken dance)
Zuko: aaaaaaarhhh!!!!!!!
Katara: …………… why don't we go and look for some food?
Haru: Uh… yeah…
At the
Avarinos camp
Stuff is happening
And I don't know
Why I am writing like this
So just keep reading
Ok???????
Zhao: Aah, I am so glad that we won that challenge. Way to go Iroh!
Iroh: SHUT THA HELL UP MONKEY BOY, CAN'T YA SEE I'M TRYING TO REST?????????????
Zhao: What's his problem?
Sokka: I think he's having mood swings… something to do with the fact that he's pregnant with a coconut…
Iroh: (sob) I DON'T WANNA BE A MUMMY ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAH, POST-NATAL DEPRESSION, HERE I COME!!!!!!!
Sokka: I think I'll just leave quietly… maybe Aang's back…
Zhao: Yeah. I wonder how he's doing.
WARNING!!!!! THE FOLLOWING SCENE IS RATED XXXXXX EXTREMELY XXXXXXXX NOT FOR LITTLE BRATS!!!!!!!!!!!
Aang: Toph… I think I love you
Toph: I love you too… but can we get out of this net first?
Aang: Nah. Let's smooch!
TEH SMOOCHIE SOUNDS START!!!!!!!!!!!
Cannibal dude: Aww… one last kiss before we boil them alive and eat their skins…
SEE? I TOLD YOU IT WAZ XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!! BUT YOU READ IT ANYWAY, DIDN'T YOU???? DIDN'T YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahem, let's skip ahead to tribal council, as I can't be half-assed to write any more on this!
Me: Ok guys, sit down and we'll get started…. I said SIT, dammit!
All: (Sit)
Toph: HEY!!!! We're back!
All: !
Me: Oh… so the cannibals didn't eat you…we didn't get a refund… my pay cheque still remains slashed…
Toph: Yeah… It was looking pretty bad, but luckily we were saved!
Ty Lee: By who? The Blue Spirit?
Toph: Nope. Some weirdo that calls himself Batman.
Aang: Yeah, and he had thewse really tight leather pants on. I mean, they were tight! Rude in fact! Really rude! I mean, no-one wants to get rescued by someone whose pants could rip at any moment! It was like, shock! Horror! AAAAH!!!
Me: Ya… are you done now?
Aang: Yes.
Katara: Aang, where are your tattoos?
Aang: (skies around him darken) Manly Man…
Zuko: Ya, Aang, we can't read your thoughts dude!
Me: (glances at watch) um, hate to break this up, but Aang, since you're not in this tribe, you're gonna have to leave.
Aang: Oh… ok. Where's my tribe?
Me: How the HELL should I know?
Aang: Ok then… I'm just gonna wander around here for a bit… (leaves)
Me: Ok Toph, your tribe lost the immunity challenge, so you all have to vote on who want to leave. Here's your torch, and Katara, you can start.
(Theme tune for the elimination starts) (record scratching noise and theme tune is replaced by Sexy Back)
All: ….
I'm bringin' sexy back… YA!
Me: LARRY WHAT THE BLOODY EFFING HELL ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?
Larry: I don't like that other music!
Me: Well at least turn it down!
(music gets louder)
Larry: Aahh, CRAP!!!!
Me: Idiots…
After the votes have been made…
Me: I'll tally the votes!
Votes are as follows:
Jet: 4
Zuko: 1
Haru: 1
Jet haz the most!!!! Lyk OMG!!!!!
Me: Jet your tribe has spoken. Come up here and I'll put your torch out.
Jet: YOU'Z SUK BALLZ!!!!!
Me: And it is on that high note that we must leave you. Goodnight.
…..
Me: Larry! Turn the camera OFF!
Larry: Sorry dude. (Sexy Back starts to play again)
Me: RRRR!!!!
Ok, I didn't get any votes to say that Jet should be voted out, but I don't like him, so yeah. Please review and tell me what you think. Suggestions on what the next challenge should be are very welcome, so please review!
OR I'LL KILL YOU.
Ha ha! Just a joke. Sort of. BTW, sorry it was short!