Well, no suggestions or requests, but some very nice reviews, so enjoy this chp!
AT THE AVARINO'S CAMP…………………………….
Zhao: I wonder who got voted out?
Sokka: Probably Jet. I got some intense hatred vibes from the author about him.
Iroh: (waddles past) Stupid damn pants won't fit anymore… One size fits all my ass…
Sokka: Maybe it's best if we don't comment on that…
Zhao: Agreed. Hey, isn't that Aang?
Aang: HELP!!!!!! I got lost cuz the author chucked me out of tribal council and there are wolves after me! ;(
Sokka: Hey, good to have you back buddy. Just cut back on the hallucinations, kay?
Aang: I'M NOT HALLUCINATING!!!!!! Wolves… wolves everywhere!
Well, since you asked for more Zutara I shall give more Zutara…. We move to a SECLUDED part of the jungle…………
Katara: (smoochies)
Zuko: (smoochies)
SMOOCHIES, DAMMIT!
Katara: Oh look, a spider.
Zuko: Cool.
SMOOCHIES!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, don't blame me. You didn't ask for good Zutara….
Ty Lee: Hey look everyone! I found tree mail!
Leprechaun: I'm not tree mail! I be a leprechaun! Fiddle Dee Dee, GIVE ME YA BLOODY EFFING LUCKY CHARMS!!!!!!!!
Haru: Ach! Me lucky charms!
Ty Lee: Okay… that's weird… where did the tree mail go?
Zuko: Um… well, you see… there was no dunny paper, and I don't do the whole "wipe your ass with leaves" thing, so um…
Toph: So you used it as toilet paper?
Zuko: Well, I call it dunny paper, but yes.
Toph: ARG!!!! Zuko you fat idiot!
Katara: Hey, lay off him! He's sexy!
Toph: SO?
Katara: Well… he's sexy!
Zuko: Aww, thanks sweetie!
SMOOCHIES!!!!!!!!
Haru: (picks his nose)
AVARINO TIME!!!!
There'll be rich rewards for the team that gets down and dirty. Meet at the challenge beach in one hour.
Zhao: Interesting. Hey Sokka, come and read our tree mail!
Sokka: (dodges an enraged Iroh) I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT!!!!
Iroh: I'LL TEACH YOU TO SAY I LOOK FAT!!!!!!
Sokka: But you said you wanted an honest opinion!!!!!!!!!!
Iroh: RRRAAAARG!!! (attacks)
Zhao: I'm just gonna turn this way now…
Azula: KUMQUATS!!!!!!!!
Zhao: Maybe this way…
Aang: WOOOOOLVES!!!!!!!
Zhao: Back this way…
Azula: (throws a kumquat at Zhao) TASTE MY KUMQUATTY WRATH!!!!!!
Zhao: (dodges kumquat) oh yeah…
Now we skip ahead one hour to the reward challenge……
Me: Where the HELL are those guys?
Zhao: Dunno.
Sokka: Hey Iroh, d'you think you can detach yourself from my leg?
Iroh: No.
Azula: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Aang: Shut up! Leave Sokka alone!
Azula: Gather round children and I shall tell a mystical tale about the valley of KUMQUATS…
Aang: Hah! I showed her!
Zuko: Hey guys! We're here! Sorry it took so long, there was an accident-
Toph: Zuko soiled the tree mail and a leprechaun stole Haru's lucky charms.
Katara: And now we're here! Inexplicably!
Me: This plot is getting contrived…. ANYWAYS, the tree mail said: There'll be rich rewards for the team that gets down and dirty. Meet at the challenge beach in one hour.
Zuko: Ooooh! Down and dirty! I like the sound of this one!
Katara: ZUKO!!!
Azula: POT SMOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: SEXYMAN!!!!
All: (look at author)
Me: Everyone else was doing it…
Iroh: MY NERVES CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOORE!!!!!!!!!
Me: Um…
Zhao: Post-natal depression.
Me: Okay! Your challenge today is look through a small field of mud for a key. When you've got your key, you may open the reward box. Any questions?
Zuko: Oh… I had a vision of a giant pole in the middle of the jungle with strip clubs and that…
Katara: ZUKO!!!!!
Ty Lee: You disturb me…
Me: Survivors ready? GO!
The two teams go at it hard, but Iroh hurt his finger and had to stop. He swore a lot. Azula freaked out when she saw a worm and tried to use Aang as a club to kill it and it was because of this confusion that the Bendernators won.
Azula: DIEEEEE!!!!! BUTTHOOOOOLE!!!!!!
Zhao: is she trying to kill Aang or the worm?
Me: I'll say both. Well Bendernators, what did you find in the box?
Ty Lee: Lucky charms! And food! CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!
Haru: Lucky charms!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!
Leprechaun: Ready boys… FIDDLE DEE DEE, ATTACK!!!!!!!!!
Haru: Ach! Me lucky charms! NUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
Iroh: (COUNTLESS PROFANITIES) Damn finger!
Zuko: Oh man, this chocolate is good!
Ty Lee: hey Sokka, it's great for sharing… giggle…
Sokka: Cool!
Me: (kicks Sokka) Sorry, but you can't have any of their food. Well guys, let's just wrap this up. Next chapter is the-
BZZZZT.
Me: LARRY!!!!!!!
Larry: oops!
PROFANITIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't ask about the leprechauns. Even I don't know where I pulled that one from. Probably straight outta my ass though. ANYWAYS, review and give me some suggestions! Don't forget to tell me about pairings you like, challenges you want to see or any other crap you wanna tell me about!
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