I dunno, it's day something, immunity challenge. Just keep reading.
Zhao: Immunity challenge today! I'm pumped!
Iroh: WHAT THE HELL DID I BLOODY SAY ABOUT SHUTTING THE EFFING HELL UP!!!!! MONKEY-BOY!!!! RRRRRARRRG!!!!!
Zhao: Sokka! He's gone wild! Get the restrainers!
Iroh: (is restrained) Grrrrr!
Restrainers: (strain)
Sokka: (who, for some reason has a Scottish accent) The restrainers! They cannae tak it anymoore!
Iroh: (breaks free) Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows everywhere!
Zhao: I guess his mood must have swung.
Iroh: (skips away) la la la…
Sokka: I dinnae know what we're gonna do with him…
Azula: I like daffodils! (skips after Iroh)
Aang: I… have… a… GIRLFRIEND!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (skips after Azula)
Sokka: Aye, but I have a SCOTTISH ARCCENT!!! I beat the lot of ye!!! (skips after Aang)
Zhao: Ah… well… I have these TOTALLY COOL mutton chop sideburns! Yippee! (skips after Sokka)
BENDERNATORS CAMP….
Zuko: I like cheese, it is good. I eat cheese now I'm full!! Cheese cheese cheese, cheese cheese cheese!
Ty Lee: Is there a REASON you summoned a camp meeting or are you just gonna scream about cheese for the next hour?
Zuko: You have awakened the wrath of my bunghole! The streets shall run with the blood of the non-believers!
Katara: He kinda drank too much coffee and watched dangerous amounts of Beavis and Butthead…
Zuko: It's called a crappuccino!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ty Lee: How did he manage that?! We don't even have coffee on this island! Or anywhere else in Avatar world for that matter!
Katara: That's one hell of a plot hole the author's got there…
Zuko: Bunghole bunghole BUNGHOLIO….
Toph: Well, what do we do with him? We've got an immunity challenge soon! We need him!
Zuko: Do you have any TP? I need TP for my bunghole!!!
Haru: What does that mean?
Katara: Toilet paper for his butthole.
Haru: Ewww!
Zuko: ARE YOU THREATENING ME????
Toph: Why don't we just go to the challenge and hope he calms down?
All: Ok.
At the immunity challenge…
Zuko: ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY BUNGOLE!!! For there is but one bunghole, the almighty bunghole!
Me: What the crap happened to him?
Katara: He got high on caffeine. And we don't even HAVE coffee!
Me: (looks at script) Geez, you're right! Check out the size of this plot hole!
Zhao: Never fear, Zhao is here!
Zuko: Would you like to see my portfolio? I HAVE A PORTFOLIO IN MY BUNGHOLE WITH MY HOLIO!!
Me: Right, lets move on before this plot hole gets any bigger.
Plot: (is moved)
Me: Your challenge today is toooooo… find Pakku!
Katara: Master Pakku?! He's here?
Me: Yep. Damn bastard was supposed to be the host but he got himself lost in the damn jungle of freakin' mystery so I had to take his place…. ANYWAY, the producers want him OFF this island, so YOU'RE all gonna find him!
Zuko: He will taste the wrath of my bunghole…
Azula: Eazay peazay lemon squeezay!
Me: Survivors ready? GO!
Haru: Toph and I will go this way, Katara, Ty Lee, you go that way.
Ty Lee: What about Zuko?
Zuko: I want candy BUNGHOLE!
Haru: He can stay behind. Lets GO!
The Avarinos use a similar tactic, but no-one seems to be having any luck…
Sokka: IS he even on the island?
Zhao: Probably. Hey, where's Iroh?
BACK AT THE FINISH LINE…
Me: Shouldn't you be doing something?
Iroh: NO. I demand to be excepted from any form of strenuous activity!
Me: Well, couldn't you help out with something non-strenuous?
Iroh: FINE. I'll throw my shoe into the jungle.
Me: You're out of a shoe now.
Iroh: DAMMIT!!!
Zuko: I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!!!!
Me: Okay, that's enough to put even the most hardcore Zuko fangirl off.
Zuko: What's a fangirl?
Me: WHOA!!!!! That coffee MESSED YOU UP!!!! I'm calling the medics!
Medics: (arrive) Wassup????
Me: Enough of the sass and 'tude, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!!!
Later…
Katara: We found Pakku! He was in the jungle eating dirt.
Pakku: It's nutritious!
Medic: CLEAR!!!!!
BZZZT.
Katara: OMG!!!! What are you doing to Zuko?????????
Me: Electrocuting him with those thingies.
Katara: What thingies?????
Me: You know, the-OH WAIT, you guys are like, primitive! You have no electricity or coffee, or any good stuff. You're living in the dark ages!
Ty Lee: Get outta here! And shut the drawbridge behind you!
A/N: Forgive me for the corny joke. I felt an overwhelming urge to put it in there.
MOVING ON….
Zuko: Errrr….
Me: I think he's better! Zuko, what's a fangirl?
Zuko: FANGIRL!!!!!! WHERE???? Bloody crap, get me outta here!
Me: Ah, he's back to normal. He has his instinctive fear of fangirls back.
Zuko: tries to climb a tree fails AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! falls dies COMEZ BACK TO LIFE
Katara: Aww, my poor baby.
Zuko: I need a hug!
HUGGIES AND SMOOCHIES!!!!
Me: Awww!
Ominous Rumble: ominously rumbles
Me: Oh no…
TEH ZUTARA FANGRRLZZZ HAV COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zutarians: OMGGGGG!!! TRU LUV HAZZZ PREVAILED!!!!!!!!!!!
K&Z: carried away in a huge tide of rabid Zutarians
Me: HEY! I need them!
Kataangers: Hey bitch! Remember us?
Me: Ummm….
DUNANANANANANANANANANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Kataangers: ATTACK!!!!!
IS THIS THE END FOR OUR BELOVED AUTHORESSS????
Me: ARG!!! No, er OW!!!
MUCH LATER…
BZZT.
Me: Oh yeah, that's the stuff…. Well, it seems like the Avarinos are going to Tribal Council. Eh… just a sec…
BZZT.
Me: Oh yeah, keep that heart going…
Lemme guess… get rid of Zhao? No one seems to like him, but review and vote for who gets kicked out. Here's the list:
Zhao. (AKA, Monkey Boy)
Iroh
Azula
Sokka
Aang.