It wasn't really that hard to realize Gin was a bit on the eccentric side, but standing in ankle high snow dressed in only a flimsy red tank top and a red skirt, Kira really began to wonder just how insane his lover really was. The sun had completely set by now so it was very cold and Kira was feeling it badly. The black boots he'd been given weren't enough to keep even his feet warm. His entire body shook and rattled and Gin? He was only a little chilly in his clothes. Dammit, Kira wanted a new plan.

Or at the very least a season appropriate outfit.

"Gi-Gin? Um, duh-do you maybe thi-thi-think I can put some pants on?"

The silver haired man glanced at him as he loaded sacks onto the sleigh he'd found, somehow crammed into the very back of their closet. "What do you mean? You look adorable Kira-chan!"

The blond could feel a headache coming on from how hard his teeth were clattering together. He also had the sense that frostbite was in his very near future. "Buh-be that as it muh-may, Gin, it's very cold out he-here."

"Oh, don't be silly. It's just a little nippy is all. Once we start moving, you'll be fine!" Kira watched as he loaded the last of the sacks onto the sleigh, wondering if Gin really didn't understand how cold he was or if he just didn't care. Either way, the shorter boy was beginning to feel a bit put off by the whole thing. "Alright! We're ready to go!" Gin announced happily, giving his gloved hands one quick clap before spinning on his heel and stepping over to his partner in crime.

Kira couldn't help but feel slightly warmed when Gin put a hand on his cheek, gently caressing him. Looking into Gin's face, Kira knew that in the end this was all going to be worth it. Even if he did get frostbite.

"Now, I just want you to know that in the end, no matter what happens I'm proud of you." The younger male was slightly taken aback by his words but was comforted by them all the same. However, when Gin's mouth split into a wicked grin, all those feelings of comfort were completely flushed down the toilet. "But, if we succeed, there will be some of this for you tomorrow night," Kira jumped when the other man suddenly grabbed his package through the skirt, bringing forth a shudder and eliciting a moan from him.

Gin chuckled as he massaged Kira's manhood, promising all of that and more later on. Of course, deep down inside he was just using the entire thing as a way to give the blond some motivation but when his plan is successfully carried out, he knows he'll be in the mood to bang Kira into next week, so it wasn't necessarily a lie or anything. Just a bit of incentive.

"Good boy," He murmured, obviously pleased at the reaction he'd gotten. "Now, straighten your antlers a bit and come on!" Very nearly bouncing with excitement, Gin made his way to the sleigh and hopped on.

With a small sigh, Kira begrudgingly fidgeted with the sticks Gin had tied into his hair with red ribbons, to please him if nothing else, then marched to his inevitable fate. Getting down the mountain was hard enough but pulling a sleigh with a grown man on it was going to be hell. Kira could only hope he didn't get killed at any point in this endeavor.

(XxXxX)

Shuhei groaned slightly as he watched the room spin round and around and around and – he gagged as he felt himself throw up in the back of his throat. Damn. He swore from this point on that he was never drinking so much, ever again. He didn't normally drink as it was, Ikkaku and Renji had talked him into it this particular night, so it would be more fitting to say; he swore he'd never fall prey to peer pressure ever again.

However, looking at Iba passed out cold on the floor, Renji stripping to music only he seemed to be able to hear, Ikkaku trying to juggle three eggs he'd snatched from the fridge and Kenpachi laughing at their antics, he'd have to say that this night wasn't a complete disaster. At the very least it was amusing and he'd certainly be taking home memories.

This was only further proven when Renji climbed onto Shuhei's lap, naked except for his boxers and proceeded to grind into the other tattooed man. Moaning, Shuhei let his hands find the red heads ass, squeezing gently even as he felt a wave of nausea hit him again. If Renji wanted it, he was up for sex, but he only hoped that he didn't end up vomiting all over the place while they were going at it. That would be a horrific moment for them both. You know, aside from the friend fucking friend thing.

And the fact they were both guys.

(XxXxX)

Panting as they neared the first house in Whoville, Kira thanked every entity to ever exist that he'd made it alive. After nearly running headlong into five different trees, almost breaking his legs from rocks and various holes in the ground, narrowly avoiding running right off a cliff and being run over about three times by the sleigh he'd been pulling down hill the entire way, Kira had to say it was a miracle he was still conscious, let alone breathing. Aside from all the bruises and sprains, he was freezing! He couldn't feel his legs, arms, face or his ass. As far as he was concerned, screw waiting outside like a normal reindeer, he was going in with Gin even if he had to climb down the chimney!

"Oi, Kira-chan,"

Turning sky blue eyes to the man still seated on the sleigh, Kira gave a weak smile. "Yuh-yes?"

"Do you want help climbing up onto the roof?" asked Gin, his tone somehow coming out more amused then curious.

The blond felt his face fall. "What?"

"Well, you see, I need you to climb up there, shimmy down the chimney and unlock the door for me." Gin explained, all smiles.

"Wha-why??"

"Because, I can't ruin my costume so early in the game now can I?"

All Kira could do was stare at him, mouth moving but without any sound coming out. He just couldn't believe what he was hearing. Gin was the one suppose to be going down the chimney's not him!

"Pwetty pweese?" The silver haired man pouted at him, using his best baby voice, knowing very well and good that Kira wouldn't be able to deny it.

And just like he'd anticipated, Kira sighed in defeat, muttered a 'no, I can manage myself." and promptly began to scale the first house. Gin couldn't help but snicker slightly. As much as he loved the little blond (whose ass he was getting a rather good view of in that skirt) he just hadn't wanted to use all of his energy climbing up the side of the house. That wouldn't have been any fun. So he was using him a little bit, so what? It's not like he'd be complaining later when they were taking a bath together, eventually having sex in the tub and he was screaming in ecstasy, so what did it matter?

Glancing at the mail box, Gin chuckled to himself, absolutely loving his brilliance in that moment. Revenge was going to be sweet and there was no better way of doing it.

First stop: the Kuchiki house.

(XxXxX)

Sorry for the belated update, my birthday was this past Tuesday and I've been doing shit. I realized today that this is turning out to be more focused on Kira then Gin but that's alright I suppose. The next chapter will have Gin galore, pulling pranks and stealing all of our favorite characters things. Yay! I also realized that as this progresses, each chapter becomes more and more sexual, so I might end up having to change the rating to 'M', but that's also ok because most of my stories are 'M' anyway, so it's not like another one would make much of a difference. Also, this coming Tuesday is dear Shuhei's birthday and I want to write something special for him. If any of you have any ideas, please tell me!