The Twenty-first Day Hitachiin Household: "Mom and Dad's" Evening Check-up
"Hello?" Tamaki called as he opened the door to the Hitachiin household to be greeted by nothing, not a water balloon, or two irritatingly homosexual twins. Nothing. Not a sound, not a groan, not a screaming, "OMG I'M BLDIN!" ((Thanks to Tamaki's random rants when he's at the Club and complaining about the psychotic twins and how odd they are... this one is thanks to Sunday's rant))
Kyoya groaned and walked behind Tamaki. When seeing nothing and hearing nothing, they decided to check the twins bedroom. On opening the door they saw the door sleeping forms in the bed. Tamaki quietly called Kaoru's name and Kaoru groaned and told Hikaru to shut up, causing Tamaki to chuckle. Kyoya and Tamaki walked over to the twins and magically shone a flashlight on their faces.
"They didn't lie," Tamaki whispered, disgusted.
Kyoya shrugged and replied to Tamaki's disgusted tone and facial expression, "You know, they could just be sleeping and nothing happened between the two at all. Maybe your mind is becoming just as sick and twisted as Renge-chan's? It's a possibility."
Tamaki shook his head vigorously; he was not about to be anything like Renge, the otaku. Tamaki sat on the bed and stared at the sleeping twins, their faces serene as their hands gripped around the other person. Despite what Tamaki feared they were wearing, they looked to be normal, oddly close, identical twins. Nothing out of the ordinary. The only thing that was, was Tamaki's fear that they were wearing nothing.
"If you're so worried, check yourself," Kyoya snarled. "Let me go home."
Tamaki shook his head and poked Hikaru. The twins groaned and pulled the other twin closer and they snuggled back into the bed. Tamaki couldn't stand waking those two sleeping forms, so peaceful like angels.
"Wake up, you sinners," Came a sharp and irritating voice.
The twins eyes shot open and they stared at Tamaki, then Kyoya, then as they sat up a bit, at the little child with her short cut black hair and amber eyes. She didn't look very happy, and the twins hearts sank. Just because they'd come to like the little devil didn't mean they still didn't fear her. Kaoru looked at Hikaru shamefully and he tried to move, but he winced at his ankle. Hikaru wrapped his arms around Kaoru and they glared at the little demon, Lex.
"You are big sinners now," Lex scowled.
"Go away," The twins moaned as Hikaru turned his gaze to Kaoru's eyes and Kaoru looked at Hikaru with his eyes as well. The twins smiled and closed their eyes, letting the people in the room stare at them in disbelief, hatred, disgust, and annoyance. "Leave us alone. We don't feel comfortable with you in our room right now."
"Sinners!" Lex shouted at them. "It was one thing when I knew it was going on, it's another when I see proof!"
"Want us to take off the covers?" The two cackled. Lex cringed and backed up into Haruhi. Everyone stared at the twins in disbelief and the twins thought for a moment that maybe, just maybe, Hunny and Mori would also crash into their room. The twins thought too soon. "Wonderful! It's a party!"
The twins laughed and held eachother close, no one knowing what to do.
"Yes, Mrs. Hitachiin?" Kyoya talked into his phone. "I hav-"
"NO!" The two shouted as they threw their cellphone at Kyoya's phone, slamming it down onto the ground and it broke. Kyoya gave them his "I'm gonna kill you" glare, the twins shivered and huddled closer but didn't apologize. "What were you going to do?"
"Tell your parents that you two were closer than expected and that Tamaki should take care of Kaoru while Hikaru stays over at Haruhi's house," Kyoya sighed, trying to pick up the pieces of the broken phones that were scattered across the floor. The twins felt ashamed and embarassed, they wondered what everyone thought of them now. "I wasn't going to tell them about this. Do you really think I'm that mean?"
Haruhi, Kaoru, and Hikaru nodded, but no one noticed it. Tamaki, Hunny, and Mori nodded too, but the moment Kyoya turned around, everyone was standing still and shaking their heads. Kyoya cussed under his breath and dropped the scattered pieces of phone onto the edge of the twins bed. He glared at the two as they sat in bed, still under the covers and holding eachother. Kyoya sighed and he finally responded, breaking the silence, "You two owe me, big time for that cellphone. It was one of the newest models, you two do realize that right? You owe me a HELL of a lot for this one. I wasn't gonna tell on you two and you assault me? Don't you think that you rebellious teenagers should have even a tinsy bit more trust in their mother? I am so ashamed of you twins!"
The two lowered their heads. They sighed and stared around at everyone, waiting for them to leave so they could get up and get dressed. The two cleared their throats and everyone suddenly realized what the two wanted of them, and hesitantly they started to walk out of the twins' bedroom.
"I thought they'd never leave!" Hikaru groaned in relief as he kissed Kaoru deeply on the lips. Kaoru smiled as Hikaru pulled away and he looked around in Hikaru's eyes. He knew that now that the rest of the Host Club knew for a fact, that it wouldn't be kept a secret from their parents for long, and that meant that the two would be seperated again. Hikaru kissed Kaoru tenderly and climbed on top of him. The two smiled.
"Aren't we gonna-"
"Get dressed?" Hikaru finished. "Nah. We're not going down yet. Kyoya and Milord forgot the keys in here, they can't get back in."
Kaoru blushed and smiled at his big brother.
"O-okay," Kaoru huffed, unsure. "If you say so, Hikaru."
"I'm positive," Hikaru purred. Kaoru couldn't argue with his voice, it was just so mezmerizing that sometimes Kaoru wondered how he could be related to this angel. "Don't worry about it, darling. Mom and dad won't find out about this."
Kaoru wrapped his arms around Hikaru and pulled him down and Kaoru kissed him tenderly and whispered into Hikaru's mouth, "You better be damn right, or you're the one who's gonna kicked out of the house. This was all your fault in the first place. All YOURS."
Hikaru laughed and licked Kaoru's tongue and they kissed like that for awhile, a bit of saliva dripping from their chin as their mouths were just beginning to work again as their bodies realized they were awoken again. Hikaru laughed and licked Kaoru's chest; Kaoru didn't refuse anything Hikaru did. Hikaru finally laughed and he went back to Kaoru's face. He chuckled, "You're awfully calm today, Kaoru."
"Oh, really?" Kaoru laughed as he gripped Hikaru's shoulders and pushed Hikaru down on the bed. Kaoru laughed and layed his head down on Hikaru's chest. "What did I tell you? I like being on top."
Hikaru smiled and licked Kaoru's upper neck.
"How could I forget?"
The two closed their eyes and began to fall asleep to the rythmic pounding of the others heart. Their body's blood pulsated at the same time and the two groaned as struggled a bit. Hikaru stroked his hand up and down Kaoru's body, feeling happy as Kaoru shivered when Hikaru's hand went a little too low for Kaoru's comfort. Hikaru kissed Kaoru's hair and Kaoru licked Hikaru's chin to make Hikaru cringe like Kaoru was. Kaoru smiled as he got the desired effect when Hikaru pulled his head away.
Kaoru sighed and he fell asleep on top of Hikaru, their body's touching in almost every part possible and a couple knocks and bangs came on the door. The twins were deep in sleep and pleasure and wouldn't, and couldn't, wake up.
"Kaoru! Hikaru! Open this damn door!" Tamaki's constantly angry voice kept coming as he pounded on their door.
"Mmm, Hikaru?" Kaoru moaned.
"Shut up," Hikaru scowled and pushed down harder on Kaoru's back and Kaoru blushed.
"Don't do that. You know what it does to me."
"Shut up..."
The two breathed in unusion again.
"Shut up," The two scowled.
Tamaki's POV
The twins wouldn't open their door.
I think they had sex and when I went to go see them, they locked us out of the room. I don't know what else they did in that room. I'm just kind of speechless right now. There is one thing I know for sure.
They're gonna in so much trouble once they realize their parents know.