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Chapter 2: Meet Bill
A man with a top hat, bowtie and scarf walked in the park smiling. He then saw a little boy crying with an ice cream cone. The ice cream had fallen off. The man then made a sad face and then pulled out a flat balloon and made a balloon animal and gave it to the boy.
The boy then hugged the balloon dog and smiled….Until the man popped it with a pin. He then walked past the boy turning him aside. The man then went to a coffee shop. He saw there was a long line and groaned. He then pulled a freeze ray and froze everyone except the cashier yelling. "Freeze Ray! Freeze Ray! Freeze Ray." and laughing. He then took the coffee and the bag from the cashier only leaving a tip.
He then went to drive home in his car that was huge and had a big yellow B on the side of it as a rocket booster was in the back powering the vehicle. He then backed up into his driveway at his big black house which stood out against all the other little white houses. His neighbor, Toby said. "Morning, Bill!"
Bill groaned and approached his neighbor. He said. "How you doing?" as he watered his plants. "Hello, Toby." Bill said. "FYI, your dog had been leaving little bombs all over my yard and I don`t appreciate it." Toby chuckled and said. "Sorry. You know dogs. They go wherever they want to go."
Bill said. "Unless they`re dead." Bill then laughed at Toby`s shocked face. "I`m joking! Although, it is true. Anyway, have a good one." Bill then walked inside. Toby said. "Oh, okay. Uh…. Yeah."
Bill once inside took off his jacket and approached his alligator couch to enjoy his coffee. He then noticed his mutant dog sleeping on the couch. The mutant dog snored loudly. Using his leg carefully, he pushed the dog to the side making sure not to wake him. Bill finally sat down and was about to bite a muffin until the doorbell rang.
He groaned. "You`ve got to be pulling on my leg!" He then grabbed a mace and looked though the peephole on his door. A girl with blonde hair said. "Hello?" Bill then saw a blonde haired girl who was older then the little girl with brown hair who was too young to have braces. He also noticed an Asian girl sitting on the stairs. "Cookies for sale." The blonde said. Bill said. "Go away. I`m not home."
The blonde girl said. "Yes, you are. I heard you." The Asian girl then made a face in the peephole. Bill winced and said. "No, you didn`t. This…." He thought. "is a recording." "No, it isn`t" The blonde said. "Yes, it is. Watch this. Leave a message, beep." The Asian girl then kicked the door as Bill shouted in pain. The brown haired girl said. "Goodbye, recorded message." The blonde called. "Mabel, come on!" Mabel followed holding a ratty plush pig.