James messed up big time, and now he is lost forever to the anger of the tempestuous Lily Evans.
Oh big word. You have much knowledge we should form a cult around you and make a statue of you many stories high. O' wise one explain what does tempestuous mean?
Characterized by tempests.
Okay. .?
She gets angry its part of her personality.
How did you know that?
It's my word of the day.
NO! Moony, we're losing you to the DARK SIDE!
Sirius Black there is no need for you to hit me.
Must. Kill. Brain Cells.
Stop it!
Fine I was trying to save you fro. . OOOO
Padfoot decided to leave me to document this horrible day in favor of following something shiny. I woke up this morning to a beautiful sunrise and finished the charming and enlightening book "The Secrets and Mysteries of the White Niffler" which in my opinion. .
Moony no one care about your opinion. Flash forward to where I come in. Everyone cares about that.
I thinkthe white. .
No one cares Moony.
Sirius please refrain from waving your knut in my face.
But its a shiny knut.
It still does not belong in my face.
SHINY SHINY
I will now continue without constant interruption as my co-author is busy trying to get a knut out of his nose. Later I went downstairs and found Sirius and James trying to hide diagrams which is a terrible omen of things to come, Mauraders diagrams. Flash forward a couple hours and Lily ends up covered in tapioca and eraser shavings while sitting on a very tame goat, shouting the choicest swear words at James and some of the best hexing I've ever seen. And the horrible fiasco could have been avoided had it not been for the genus of a certain Sirius Black.
Moony, we set up the prank for the next person to come along. How was I supposed to know it would be Evans?
But you got Lily out of the house, you tricked her into coming down the street you pushed her onto the platform and dumped the tapioca on her before James could stop you.
I'm sticking to my story.
Sirius your goal this summer was to get Lily to turn James into a marshmallow.
Ah but my naive friend you have no proof.
Except a written document saying that to make your summer more interesting you were going to make trouble for James. Which reminds me you were wrong. Lily turned James into a goat.
The summers not over yet.