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A/N Hey i dedicate this chappy to all my reviewers and most specifically razzledazzle41191who gave me the idea for this chapter.
A/N ha I figured out how to do the line thing.
Really Moony, goat, marshmallow, whats the difference?
There isn't anything alike about them one is a mammal, and the other is a sugary sweet to be enjoyed around a campfire, or in a cup of hot chocolate.
Ha!! they are connected
What! How in the world are they connected?
Corn
Corn?
Corn.
Really, corn?
Yes, corn
Hum, corn.
Yup, corn.
How many time are we going to say corn?
Until you figure out the connection. Corn.
Okay I give up!
Moony I thought you were smart. In marshmallows there is cornstarch and corn syrup. Goats eat corn and it is also grown on a farm. That my dear friend is the connection.
Sirius I'm so proud of you. You said a complete and logical sentence. But there still is a difference.
Their both hairy!
I was so proud. Then you go and say something like that.
You mean marshmallows aren't hairy
Not in the slightest Paddy.
I'm going to kill Kretcher. He must've rolled them in the septi. . .
And we are changing the subject NOW. So. . . nice weather we've been having. What was that?
What?
That sound.
That was my manly grunt of agreement.
It sounded like a pig with a bad head cold.
Mister Padfoot disagrees with Mister Moony, and would like to say that until Mister Moony has a manly grunt of agreement he should not mock anyone else's.
Mister Moony would like to point out to Mister Padfoot that his vocabulary is ten times larger then Mister Padfoots and can express himself in more elegant and refined ways than a monosyllabic grunt.
Moony. . .
What Sirius?
I'm bored.
Me too.
Moony.
Yes Sirius
Will you help with Operation Make Summer More Interesting By Getting James Turned Into A Marshmallow?
Mister Moony excepts Mister Padfoot's generous offer on the condition that if Mister Prongs finds out what we did Mister Padfoot will say that Mister Moony was forced to do the despicable act of treachery against his will.
Mister Padfoot heartily agrees to Mister Moony's offer.