Bella is getting ready for her birthday. She has plans but will Esme get in the way of that? Thank you for the reviews! The more reviews I get, the sooner a new chapter will be up!

Bella was woken up by the smell of frying bacon. It was just as good as her alarm clock. More pleasent than a buzzing in her ear. She had to get up for school. The first thing she noticed when she lifted her eyelids was the door open about half way. This was becoming a regular thing. She thought about what Alice told her, it was all in her head. She took a quick shower and headed downstairs to the kitchen. She wasn't wearing anything fancy today, skinny jeans and a band t-shirt for The Clash. It was a lot more than what Esme had on that's for sure. Esme looked like she was still wearing a night gown but it was actually a new red dress that didn't really leave much to the imagination. The apron she was wearing was doing a better job of covering her up.

"Bella, honey, you're up!"

Bella tried to refrain that everything was normal. She sat down and had pancaked and bacon served to her, "What's all this? It's not my birthday until tomorrow."

"So? It's a special time, sweetie. You don't turn 18 everyday, might as well celebrate the whole weekend." As Bella ate a few bites of bacon, Esme removed her apron, revealing her enormous cleavage, her luscious breasts. They were almost popping out of her dress and she was right next to Bella who was desperately trying not to choke to death. Before her break from acting, Esme was defending her breast size to reporters, saying they were indeed natural and she had never gone under the knife once. Some debated their true size, Double D, Double E. Only Bella knew the truth.

"What is it?", she looked down at her breasts and laughed, "These?", she touched her breasts and pushed them together, making them look twice as big in Bella's face. "My dear, we're both girls here. Just chillax!" Bella had her face turned away and her hand over her eyes to block out all sight of her. She mouthed the words: OH MY GOD! Esme looked a little concerned when she went to the stove to get her own breakfast. "That's what the kids say, right? Chillax?"

"I wouldn't know", Bella said, realizing she was running out of time. "I should get going. Alice will be waiting for me."

"Are you playing hooky?", she ran up to Bella who was putting on her shoes at the door and hugged her without warning, "Don't do anything I wouldn't do!" she kissed her hard on the cheek leaving lipstick marks, Bella noticed this in her reflection in the window glass of the door. She tried rubbing out the ruby red only to make it look worse. "Wait, does this have anything to do with a little birthday wish you had?" Bella had made it no secret that she wanted breast implants, it was something she at first never considered but she thought they would make her more confident like Esme was with hers. She debated with Esme though about what size would be good for her. She wanted at least a C cup but Esme would always try to convince her that she was fine being basically flat chested. She envied her friends, Alice and Jessica because they had some nice, perky breasts and they were not shy about what they wore. It didn't help that Esme was practically flashing her at breakfast!

"No. Just…please cover up."

"I don't see anything wrong with this."

Bella was about to open the door but realized she was still behind her, "Could you go back in the kitchen until I'm gone? I don't want Alice to see you."

"What's wrong, don't want your friends to see you with your mom? Am I not cool?"

Bella sighed and was about to say something but stopped herself and waited for Esme to go back to the kitchen to finish her breakfast. Bella walked up to Alice's Porsche with her head down, her hair hiding her face. "You don't have to worry, Bella, there's no paparazzi following you." She saw how pissed she looked, she recognized the bitch-face she would give when something wasn't going her way. "She made me breakfast today."

"Is that a bad thing? It wouldn't kill you to gain a few pounds, just saying."

"She was hardly wearing anything. It was embarrassing."

"Does this fit into your whole :'My Mom Has The Hots For Me' theory?"

"When she's practically shoving those things in my face!"

Alice laughed, "Did she strip for you, Bells?", Bella was not amused, she was curled up in the passenger seat, looking out the window. "Well, maybe you should talk to someone else. Like a therapist. Maybe this is something that has to do with…" Bella silenced her, putting her hand up close to her face. Bella didn't like to talk about what happened. With Charlie. The accident. Blacking out. Missing time. "I'm sorry. I know, that's going too far. I know better."

After about ten minutes of driving, Bella noticed they weren't going anywhere close to the school, "Where the heck are we going?"

"It's a secret."

"Are we seriously skipping? Kind of getting too old for this aren't you?"

"God, Bella, you're turning 18 tomorrow not 40, lighten up!"

"But haven't you already missed a lot of time this month?"

"What's one more day, Bella?…" They pulled into the local skatepark. That could only mean one thing, they were meeting the boys.

"What about, Jess?"

"She'll meet us when she's got her free period." She parked close to the chain link fence, both of them could see some guys skateboarding. They walked over to them. One of the guys boarded over, he grinded a rail just perfectly, landing in front of Bella.

"Bobby, you almost ran over your girlfriend!", Alice scolded.

"Hey, sorry if I scared you, babe", he pecked Bella on the lips.

"You didn't", she laughed. She had been dating Bobby for three weeks now, she thought he was a pretty cool guy. She didn't consider their relationship to be anything serious though but it would be fun no matter how long it lasted. She walked off with him and ended up lying on some grass looking up at the clouds. Bobby suggested they get high but Bella wasn't big on doing drugs, besides a cop could come along any minute.

"I saw one of your mom's movies last night."

"Really, which one?"

"Can't remember the name but it's where she's like a secret agent who loses her memory. Kind of reminded me of you."

"Oh, yeah, it's called like Double Life or something…"

"Double something", he chuckled.

"What do you mean it reminds you of me? All of the tight spandex?" Bella laughed.

"No…I know you don't like talking about it."

Bella sighed, "It's okay. It was a long time ago. It's strange though…I had to basically learn everything all over again. Like being reborn with my old life gone. Not a single old memory." He moved closer to her, holding her hand and embracing her in a kiss.

"I'm glad you're here now."

"Do you think we'd still be together? Even if I didn't have the accident?"

"I'm sure we would, Bells. Who else in this town do you think I'd be wanting to spend my time with?"

"Well, there are a lot of girls in this town."

"Not nearly as hot as you", Bella laughed, "Seriously, babe." The way he was rubbing her thigh up and down made it quite clear what was on his mind. Bella was turning 18 tomorrow so he thought it was his duty to take away her virginity. It wasn't like she actually agreed to his plans, she just told him she'd consider it even though she was hesitant. They didn't stay at the skate park long, they eventually met up with her other best friend Jessica at the mall.

"Alice told me you have a secret about your mom", she whispered into her ear as they wandered one of the clothing stores. Jessica was a fan of Esme, she wanted to be an actress and thought she knew everything about her. Alice called her after talking to Bella about that night, something Bella thought was serious but was quickly turning into a joke.

"Just forget about it, okay?", Bella knew better, Jessica would bug her until she got the information out of her.

"Is she going to start acting again? Is she dating someone? What is it?"

Bella just had to try to ignore her, maybe one of the tabloids or TMZ would make a false allegation about her, they always seem to every couple of months.

Bobby walked her home, it was getting cooler out so he put his jacket around her, "You okay, babe?"

"Do you ever look at porn?"

This question got him, "What?"

"You know, do you look at weird shit like MILFs or mother/daughter?"

"What? No, you know me…horses", he joked, "Why would you ask me about that? Do you think I like older women?"

"No, I just wonder what makes some people like looking at it. I don't get it."

"Well, I know Toby and those guys like lesbian porn where it's an older woman and a teenager. Not that they're mother and daughter but it is kind of hot to see a mature woman seduce an innocent, inexperienced chick." Bella thought about that for a second, it did kind of made sense, not so much to why her mother would want to do that with her but could understand the appeal, of course she never thought about being with a woman let alone an older one. "Is Esme getting into porn, because I strongly support that!"

Bella hit him in the arm, "Okay, we're here. I better get in before curfew." Bobby pulled her in for a kiss, he was getting a little grabby, "Whoa. What are you doing?", she noticed his hands were around her belt, her zipper undone.

"Sorry, getting a little carried away."

Bella had some suspicion that they were being watched from the window, "We should be careful. She might be watching us. Let's save that for tomorrow, okay?"

"Damn, Bella, all this talk about porn…you just can't do that to a guy you know."

"Take a cold shower when you get home", she smiled. He chuckled and walked off. When Bella turned to walk inside she could have sworn she saw the living room curtain move. She was on time. No scolding. Esme was standing by the shoe rack in the entrance. Something was off.

"Hi. What's up?"

"Oh…I don't know…", she held up a small bag of what looked like Marjiuanna, "Care to explain, young lady?"

Bella is in hot water! Find out what will happen soon! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!