Hello everyone! Welcome back to "Fanfiction Authors React To!" Thanks for the request TheMidnightSniper!

TheMidnightSniper reacts to... Racist Mario!

"This is not gonna end well, I know it," Ginga curled up in a corner in panic crying.

"Hey, I'm not the one thinking of the requests, people request, I write," I point to myself to emphasize my point for some reason, and Kyoya comes in. "Hey, where's Midnight?" I ask.

"There," Kyoya points to a train station. "I was too lazy to get her myself, so I gave her a train ticket to get here. She should be here in about a week."

"WHAT?!" I jump up in the air nearly jumping out of my skin fainting before getting back up. "YOU AND GINGA ARE FIRED! YOU TWO CAN'T GET AUTHORS HERE REASONABLY, SO OFF WITH YOUR HEADBANDS!"

"But I don't have a headband," Kyoya rolls his eyes.

"Then off with your hair!" I run around chasing Kyoya with scissors and a shaver.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kyoya runs around. "MY HAIR! I want to keep my fabulous hair!"

"WELL, THEN GET MIDNIGHT HERE IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES!" I scream before spending the next five minutes tying down Kyoya and shaving off his hair.

"You're the one with the space-time portals!" Kyoya retorts, and I stop chasing him with an "Oh yeah!" look on my face. I snap my fingers to create a space-time portal plopping Midnight here in the studio.

"Hi Midnight!" I wave my arms frantically.

"Oh, hey Gocty, so you got my request?" Midnight walked, or rather skipped, over to me. I nodded turning on my computer and pull up YouTube. I have this tingly feeling the kinda shuttered remembering that Ginga said the it might end badly. I didn't want to admit it, but I had a really bad feeling about this. I did have a weak stomach. (if you haven't watched it before, its' very... er... bloody, violent, and makes me uncomfortable)

Midnight and I sit on the couch, and I play the video. For the first few seconds, everything's fine, but when Mario threw a bomb in the video, I scream when a head, even though it's only a cartoon one, falls off. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!"

After watching people get stabbed by bananas, trampled over until their bones are exposed, get bruises around their eyes, have their heads chopped in half or ripped off, a "Lord of the Flies" or something reference, and other stuff that makes my blood curl, I slam close the computer screaming once more.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SOMEONE AGE RESTRICT THIS! I'M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR MONTHS! THE CREATOR OF THIS VIDEO BETTER GET READY TO PAY MY MENTAL THERAPY BILLS!" I pull a bucket out of nowhere sick to my stomach and vomit in it before fainting. Yeah, I'm probably going to faint a lot in this story...

"U-um..." Midnight stares at the screen in slight shock before looking over at me. "Gocty...? A-are... you okay?"

I regain consciousness before screaming again, "EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" And I start anime-crying as Midnight nervously gulps not knowing what to do with me. I stop crying after five minutes back to normal.

"Better?" Mdnight asked.

"Better," I respond. I sigh knowing my over the top and dramatic reactions to everything. Ginga is on the floor and has fainted as well chucking my laptop out of the window after he woke up.

"My computer!" I pull at my hair, and just as my caps lock problem is about to be fixed, the all caps start up again. "GINGA! YOU'RE FIRED AGAIN! OFF WITH YOUR HEADBAND!" I take a frying pan filled with spaghetti (got a Disney Rapunzel reference anyone?) and hit Ginga with it.

"Ouch!" Ginga rubs the just appeared lump on his head groaning. I take his headband and cut it in half making Ginga gasp. "That was my father's! You destroyed it!"

"And you destroyed my computer!" I cross my arms when Midnight and I gasp realizing something. We both exclaim, "The light blue arrow on his head! GINGA'S AN AIRBENDER!"

"Drat, I've been discovered!" Ginga swept himself up in the air creating a ball of air and riding on top of it to get away, and Midnight and I start chasing Ginga.

"Science has to know about this!" Midnight shouts over the sound of the air scooter thingy of an air-ball Ginga used. "Come back here!"

"Well, join us next time where ShadowSlayer2013 will make an appearance!" I grin before speeding off to catch Ginga. "Bye everyone! Please read and review, and if your request hasn't been used yet, please re-send it to me because they're all lost in my PM inbox! Goodbye again!" And with that, the camera shuts off once again.