Hello everyone! Sorry that you had to wait SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO long for an update, I'm a bit lazy. XP If you read my story "Why Beyblade Characters HATE Stuff," you know that I mentioned this standardized test called the STAAR that I took last month. The same test just rolled around. Confused? You see, the STAAR test for my grade is divided into the reading, math, and English section.

I take the English test about one month before I take the reading and math test. I dunno why the tests are so far apart, probably because it takes so long to grade the English STAAR since you answer multiple choice questions and write two essays over the course of two days. I feel sorry for people who have to grade the essay portion, reading and rating thousands upon thousands of tests in a limited time-frame!

Anyway, enough of STAAR business, I need to start the chapter.

ShadowSlayer2013 Reacts to... What Does the Fox Say?


Well, Midnight had to leave because she had some stuff to take care of, Ginga outran (or out-flew) us, and I came back to the studio with a long face. "Well, at least Kyoya's still here..." I turned around to see Kyoya gone as I stand there in shock. "WHAT! KYOYA! NOOOOOO! Now I have to find someone else to hire!" I blow my nose into a tissue since I'm a bit under the weather and cough a little.

A few minutes later, Tsubasa and Yuki appeared in the studio a bit bewildered. "What the... where are we...?" Tsubasa asked scratching his head. I pop right in front of him, and the two scream in terror.

"AH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOCTY! I DON'T WANNA BE HERE WITH HER!" they both run around screaming and going well, insane. I roll my eyes grabbing both of their shoulders stopping them in their tracks.

"Chill, Kyoya and Ginga basically quit their jobs here because we found out Ginga was an airbender and Kyoya escaped when Midnight and I were gone chasing Ginga," I hand the two coupons I found in the local newspaper for Madoka's beyblade repairs.

"Here," I tell the two. "I have a lot of beyblade coupons I clipped from my dad's newspapers laying around in my house. These coupons are payment."

"H-how, did you...?" Yuki stares at the coupon. "B-beyblade repairs aren't offered in your world, Gocty, how is this possible?!"

"I dunno," I shrug. Yuki and Tsubasa stare at each other nervously playing with the collar of their shirts.

"Okay, so we need to transport our guest for the chapter-" I start talking when a flash of lightning appears smoldering a few strands of Tsubasa's hair.

"My hair!" Tsubasa anxiously touches his hair trying to wipe the ash out of it. "WHERE'S THE MIRROR?!" I point to the bathroom for the mirror, and Tsubasa makes a mad dash for the bathroom with his bobby-pins.

Someone with straight black hair that ends at her rib-cage with the left side of the hair shaved and dark green highlights for that particular month (okay, ShadowSlayer's highlights have changed since, but it was filmed like a month in advance like other TV shows!) pulled into a wavy ponytail with some of it falling into braids in front of slightly pointed ears.

The person also has pointed teeth and blue eyes. There are two black lines on the pale skin of each cheek. The person is wearing a black racer tank top with white shorts and black converses. Rubber band bracelets are on their wrists, and a silver cross necklace hangs on the figure's neck with silver studs in the ears as well as cartilage piercings. A Black Veil Brides buckle is fastened on, too.

While the person is entering, Boss Mode by Knife Party is playing from an unknown location, and the person is entering drinking a chocolate milkshake signalling "Hello" with a hand.

"Oh, ShadowSlayer, you're here!" I grin, and ShadowSlayer nods still drinking her milkshake.

"Hi Gocty, I've heard about this 'Fantiction Authors React To' story. So I'm here to react to 'What Does the Fox Say,'" ShadowSlayer walks over to me, and ShadowSlayer, Yuki, and I crowd in front of a computer typing up "What Does the Fox Say" on YouTube.

Tsubasa also grabs a spot in front of the computer to watch. Thirty seconds into the song, Tsubasa and Yuki cover their ears screaming in pain, "AHHHHHHHHHHHH! THIS SONG IS TERRIBLE!"

ShadowSlayer stares at the computer-screen wide-eyed going, "Ummmm... waaaaaaaaaaaahhhh? The...? THE VIDEO IS HORRIBLE!" ShadowSlayer throws a chicken at the computer she found in my fridge, and Ginga reappeared out of nowhere.

"What's going on..." Ginga blinks.

"GINGA!" ShadowSlayer throws Ginga out of the window crossing her arms afterwards. "So annoying!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ginga flies away disappearing into a speck of light in the sky Team-Rocket from Pokemon style. "SOMEONE HOLD ME!" Nile catches Ginga while he's eating an ice-pop.

"Um..." Nile stares at Ginga oddly before dumping Ginga on the ground walking away. For some reason, Ginga managed to pick up a rose while flying through the air staring at it offering the flower to Nile for saving his life only to be rejected. Ginga's hair droops in disappointment anime-crying.

Back at the studio, I'm blowing my nose into a tissue not because of Ginga's sadness but because of my cold.

I sneeze causing a whirlwind to occur in the studio drinking orange-juice. Yuki backs away slowly remembering the last time I got sick running away to hide in the closet shaking.

Kyoya came back just to chuck my computer out my window because he heard the "ear-splitting song according to him" "What Does the Fox Say?" video. He runs out of my house carrying a sledgehammer while "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus smashing my computer.

"MY COMPUTER!" I run after Kyoya after saying. "And one more thing, the 'What Does the Fox Say?' song provides an accurate description if several of the forty odd calls foxes have." ShadowSlayer looks over at me with an eyebrow raised while trying to search up a video of what a fox actually sounds like.

"Oh..."

"Excuse me," I summon my Pencils of Awesomeness to chase Kyoya for destroying my computer. "Come, my Pencils of Awesomeness!" They fly in the air pelting Kyoya with their sharp points making Kyoya scream louder than Ginga did during his major battles at the end of the particular seasons.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! STOP YOU PENCILS"! Kyoya jumps up in the air running away. I sneeze at him making him scream again once more. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH! GERMS GERMS!"

"You act like a kitten," I anime sweat-drop before coughing again. The chaos continues as my authoress powers spiral out of control because that happens when I'm sick. A tornado appears carrying a house inside the studio, and I tap ShadowSlayer on the shoulder. We both stare at the tornado then look at each other screaming, "RUN!"

We both scramble for out lives away from the tornado. I exclaim, "Well, see everyone next time! Requests for this story can resume now, and I'll need a request for the next chapter! Bye everyone!"

"That's what you're concerned about now, the next chapter, we're about to die!" ShadowSlayer screams over the tornado, and we run for our lives. I grab a box of tissues to blow my nose, and the action of me blowing my nose blew the tornado away.

ShadowSlayer and I sigh in relief. Yuki and Tsubasa are standing outside the studio with a box of tissues ready in case I cried over the thought of the studio being destroyed. "T-the studio... it's gone..." my voice is a bit faint as I accept the offer of the tissue Yuki gave me. "Where can we film the rest of the chapters...?"

"Um... I have a huge building with a huge telescope professional astronomers use, the area's in a field full of grass and has very little artificial lighting. It's a great place to gaze at the stars, it's fine for you to use it as long as you don't destroy anything-" Yuki speaks before I hug him until his spine nearly snaps.

"Ah! Gocty! Y-you're...! Crushing me!" Yuki chokes out, and I unlatch my hug.

"Oops, sorry," I make an odd and awkward smiling face making Yuki anime sweat-drop. I clap my hands together excited, "So it's settled, we'll film the rest of the chapters in Yuki's observatory place that he used to track down the star fragment in the first episode of Metal Fury!"

I snap my fingers making us all poof into Yuki's observatory. It's on the other side of the world from where I live, so it's nighttime there with the stars shining brightly in the sky. "Pretty..." I run to the window to see the stars in the darkness.

"Wait, how do I get home...?" ShadowSlayer stares at the surrounding area blinking in the darkness.

"Oh," I clap my hands to open up a space-time portal.

"Bye!" ShadowSlayer grabs a suitcase and a straw hat hopping into the portal zapping the insane author back home.

"Okay," I announce. "Requests will be open after the next chapter, so I hope for some requests! I hope you enjoyed the chapter, and see you next time my friends! Also, if I forgot to use a request you sent me, tell me! Stay tuned for next time where GryffynAddams reacts to 'How Desolation of Smaug Should Have Ended!" Tsubasa and Yuki are setting up the camera equipment when Yuki trips over a wire sending the screen to black out.


Well, I hope you liked this chapter. Sorry if the pace of the chapter went a little fast, I'm really outta the zone today. And I really do have a cold! *blows my nose into a tissue* Please read and review people!