Prank One
A/N: HEY! Long time no write! I'm back! YEAH! Hope you enjoy this. It's hard to write this story and keep everyone in character so I will say this.
CHARACTERS ARE OOC! ENJOY!
I don't own either of these two amazing stories Cassandra Clare owns Mortal Instruments and Kelley Armstrong owns The Darkest Powers.
I felt terrible; I had to prank my own girlfriend. I mean it wasn't that hard Chloe was scared from walking around a corner however Jace was ruthless. He had a pile of pranks that seemed perfect for Chloe but nowhere near the amount he had saved up for Simon. Apparently he'd been planning this for a long time and since Clary would never allow him to before this was his chance.
I let Jace deal with the planning, I didn't want any part in making Chloe scared however I would take all of Clary's anger so Chloe wouldn't be mad at me. However this didn't mean I got to choose my own prank for either of them. Through dating Clary somehow Jace seemed to learn everything about my girlfriend from which ghosts she hated to what was her least favorite color.
His plan was to make it seem like Diriel had finally come for her, however to do so he needed to have known what she'd looked like. That was how I learned that instead of telling her own boyfriend Chloe had told Clarissa everything who in turn had told Jace, who surprisingly enough had told no one. He'd begun creating his little scheme; she always takes a shower at noon something I'd never understood. Jace's plan was to make her leave the bathroom without her regular clothes and wear what he'd stolen from Maia. Some black clothes that would look horrendous on her, she'd then enter her room to find everything gone. He'd wanted to add dead animals into the mix but that had crossed the line. We'd have stripped her bed and removed every article she owned. Clary of course would be looking for Jace and Jace would be using a "favor" from Magnus to create the illusion of Diriel, well killing me.
However at that moment I would be setting up everything for our prank on Simon. Something that would hopefully last all day, Jace had come across some sort of haunted witch stone. The item was supposed to make Simon clumsy all day long, however that was only the beginning. My only part in this was to make sure the witch light was hidden on Simon's body well enough that he wouldn't notice it.
"Derek!" Chloe called as I managed to get Simon to step on the miniture witch light so attached to the bottom of his shoe without bothering him at all.
"Yeah!?" I called back as she ascended the stairs.
"I'm gonna have a shower now." I nodded my head in response as Jace left the room, heading to Chloe's room I started to remove all evidence that she'd lived there.
"Chloe?" Clary called into the washroom entering it as my girlfriend showered. Jace had planned this as well to get his girlfriend to enter the room so they were both distracted enough so he could get Chloe's clothing leaving her with Maia's.
"Yeah?" I heard her reply as her hands scrubbed her body. Those soft sweet hands- not the time to think of that right now.
"Have you seen Jace? He left me a note to meet him in the basement but I can't find him anywhere!"
"I saw him in the living room." She replied and Clary sighed. I listened to her footsteps leave the area as Jace came into the room.
"Misson accomplished. Yours?" I nodded putting the last picture into the duffel I'd packed with all her stuff.
"Both are done." He grinned throwing the duffel out the window he began setting up the projector Magnus had spelled.
"She's going to wish she'd never told us about Diriel." Jace snickered and I sighed. Just great, this was exactly what I needed right now, a furious girlfriend. Why couldn't we have gotten Clary!
"JACE!" Clary screamed and he looked at me.
"Finish this?" He asked and I shook my head,
"No way. You set this up you finish it yourself." I heard the water shut off at that moment and heard Clary storm out of the house. I quickly left the room as I heard Chloe growl a complaint at the clothes.
"This isn't even a prank! This is just a dumb joke!" She muttered but I still heard the rustling of clothes as she dressed herself. I quickly hid in my room listening as my girlfriend left the washroom and headed to her own room. Closing my eyes I waited, and waited and finally I heard her hand twisting the doorknob to enter her room.
A blood curdling scream filled the entire house and a thump quickly followed it.
"Shit!" Jace muttered and I raced out of my room like the fires of hell were at my heels. She lay frozen on the ground, like those people in that Harry Potter movie, petrified. Her mouth was frozen in a silent scream, eyes wide in shock and I could hear her heart beating a mile a minute. Her body began to seize as she went into epileptic shock, and I realized then just how terrified we'd made her. How horrible I was as a boyfriend. Her heart rate however didn't slow down it increased as I moved to her side. I reached out to hold her as she stopped seizing but her face was still as a wax model.
"Derek." She managed to whisper tears falling freely from her eyes before she shut them, hiding them from me. I looked up at Jace whose face was half grinning half worried,
"Uh…good reaction right?" He smirked and I growled at him.
"Well…." Magnus muttered moving to Chloe's side to shake her awake, "perhaps we should lay down a few rules." Picking up my girlfriend I watched as Magnus carried her down the stairs, "oh and boys, please return Chloe's room to normal."
"Yeah, will do." I replied looking over at Jace as he shrugged at me.
"Sorry?" He grinned at me and I grinned back,
"Have you seen your girlfriend yet?" I asked and his eyes widened.
"Shit! Clary!" He turned around and took off leaving me to deal with the so-called "masterpiece" that had sent my girlfriend into epileptic shock. However the only thing I wanted to do was be at her side. Closing the door I decided to do just that.
A/N: First I'm updating all of my stories! Please read The Blizzard and Love You Most if you read Darkest Powers fics! Please favorite them if you like them!