Return of the Son

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Sakura and Sasuke came up to the door on the third floor of the Academy they were supposed to go through for the Chūnin Exams when Kakashi appeared in front of them.

"So, I see you three came." he said calmly.

"The three of us?" asked Sakura.

Kakashi motioned for them to turn around and the two Genin blinked in confusion when they saw a boy that was even shorter than Sakura wearing light brown robes and a black cloak with a hood over his head.

"Nice to see you made it, Naruto." said Kakashi casually.

Naruto nodded and kept his head down.

"Kakashi-sensei, who's this?" asked Sasuke.

"This is Naruto Namikaze or Naruto Vizla as it says on his application." explained Kakashi, "He's going to be joining you two as your teammate during the Chūnin Exams and beyond."

"Hold on." said Sakura, "Wasn't Namikaze the name of the Fourth Hokage?"

"Yes, it was." said Kakashi, "Naruto is his son."

"And I would prefer you don't mention it and use Vizla while introducing me." said Naruto in a heavy accent.

He walked by Kakashi and glared at him.

"Let's go." said Naruto to his new teammates.

They followed him inside and everyone in the room glared at them.

"Sasuke-kun!" exclaimed the voice of a platinum blonde that hopped on Sasuke's back, "I've been eagerly waiting for you ever since I heard that I would get to see you again."

"Get off of Sasuke-kun, Ino-pig!" shouted Sakura.

Before Ino could say anything, Naruto got between her and Sakura and lowered Sakura's arm down.

"Udesiir." said Naruto calmly while Sakura took a deep breath. (1)

"Who's the new guy?" asked Shikamaru as he came up to them with Choji, who was eating a bag of chips.

"Oh, this is Naruto Vizla." said Sakura as she introduced her and Sasuke's new teammate, "He just joined our team."

Naruto looked at Choji and raised his head a little.

"Ast'ehut." he said emotionlessly. (2)

"What's that mean?" asked Sasuke.

"It's a word that describes a person that starts with the letter F." he said.

Everyone in their little group froze at that while Choji got an evil glare in his eyes.

"Anyway…" began Shikamaru as he tried to quickly change the subject, "When did you get into the ninja program, Naruto?"

"Ne'johaa." said Naruto coldly. (3)

He heard a bark to his left and looked to see three people walking toward them. The one of the right had dark blue hair and white eyes with no irises. The one on the left had sunglasses on and was being quiet. The one in the middle looked dog-like with fang tattoos on his cheeks and had a white puppy sitting on his head.

"You're right, Akamaru." said Kiba, "This guy does have the scent of cats on him."

Naruto looked at the girl with the blue hair and she hid behind Kiba. Naruto looked around the room and narrowed his eyes.

"Young Master!" called Elie, who was also wearing a black cloak with the hood up, as she came through the doors.

Akamaru growled and launched himself at Elie. Naruto instantly appeared between them and swatted Akamaru into the wall.

"Akamaru!" shouted Kiba as he ran over to the downed Akamaru.

"Me'copaani, Elie?" questioned Naruto as he continued to glare at Akamaru. (4)

"You forgot these." said Elie as she held out his lightsabers.

"Vor'e." replied Naruto as he took the lightsabers and attached them to his hips. (5)

Elie took her leave and Naruto went to sit down. He took a deep breath and closed his eyes. As he meditated, he heard something about a test and no cheating but paid no attention when he suddenly had a thought enter his head. He smiled at the irony of his thought and got back to meditating. From where they were, Kiba and Akamaru raised their heads at the smell of another dog in the room while a bunch of teams were sent out.

"So that's the Yondaime's kid." thought Ibiki as he looked at Naruto, "What could he be doing?"

As Naruto meditated, he felt multiple minds getting worried but sent a calm and relaxing feeling and felt the minds get calmer as well. He then frowned as he felt something touch his mind and let it take over. Something crashed through a window and Naruto was in the front of the room in an instant and had a blaster pistol between the eyes of a woman with long purple hair.

"Whoa!" said the woman as she moved the barrel of the pistol away from her face, "Put that thing away kid or you're gonna hurt someone."

"Who is Orochimaru?" growled out Naruto.

The woman and Ibiki each raised an eyebrow before Naruto growled and left via the window the woman had broken. He landed calmly on the ground and walked off into the village. From back inside the room, Sakura stared at the window and frowned a little.

(Later)

Sakura was walking home when the sound of a flute entered her ears. She walked toward the source and saw Naruto playing a flute that had a sharpened end against the fence on the side of a busy street. She walked up to him as he continued to play and ignore her. A crowd began gathering as Naruto continued to play the flute without paying them any attention. He then finished and the crowd clapped as they all dropped money in a case next to Naruto.

Naruto gathered up the case and money then began walking away with Sakura following him. As they walked, Sakura began getting a little shy and looked away.

"So… you must've been really good to join us right before the exams." she commented.

Naruto ignored her and walked toward his apartment. He opened the door and Sakura walked inside with him. She closed the door and turned around to a sight that shocked her. Dozens of different devices that looked similar to the one Naruto had pulled on Anko back at the Academy lined the wall along with several swords and knives of different sizes. On the bookshelves, there were metal cubes with different ruins and glowing different colors.

"Welcome home, Young Master." said Elie as she came into the room.

Sakura looked at her unobscured face and rubbed her eyes. She then looked at Elie again and saw that she wasn't hallucinating. Elie looked like an anthropomorphic cat minus the tail.

"Shall I get snacks for your guest?" Elie asked as Naruto tossed his robe back into the main room from the hall.

"Whatever." he said as they heard a door shut.

"You have to forgive the Young Master." said Elie as she went and got Sakura a drink, "He has a hard time forming attachments to people since six years ago."

Sakura took the drink and drank a little. She instantly spat it out and coughed.

"What is this thing?" she asked, "It tastes like dish water."

"It's the finest Alderaanian brandy." said Elie as Sakura got herself some water to wash out her mouth.

Naruto sat in his room, which was covered in more weapons and datacrons than the rest of the apartment, and looked through photo albums. He frowned and picked several out of the albums. He looked closely at Minato and Kushina, as he'd learned their names, and narrowed his eyes. He detached himself from everything else and concentrated solely on the photos. An image began forming in Kushina's arms and Naruto clenched his hands. He grabbed the photos and they burned to ashes in his hand.

He stormed out of his room and shocked Elie and Sakura as he stomped toward the front door and threw it open before slamming it closed. Naruto stormed into the Hokage Tower and went up to a door. He kicked it off its hinges and glared at the Hokage and Kakashi.

"How was the first exam?" asked Hiruzen.

Naruto pulled out a blaster in an instant and the shot knocked the Hokage's hat off his head. ANBU surrounded Naruto and he knocked each of them aside and found Kakashi standing in front of the Hokage.

"How can I trust anyone in this village if I can't trust either of you to tell me I have a sister?" said Naruto through gritted teeth.

"How did you…" began Kakashi before Naruto fired another warning shot.

"I was trained to see what isn't there." said Naruto, "Now tell me where she is or I swear that the next shot won't miss."

"She's gone." explained the Hokage.

"What do you mean 'gone'?" growled Naruto.

"She was kidnapped the same night you were born by my old student Orochimaru." said the Hokage.

Naruto put his pistol away and turned his back to them.

"If you ever lie to me again, I will destroy this village." said Naruto before he left.

As he left, Naruto flipped on the hood of his cloak and the symbol on a headband came to mind. He walked around the village until he saw his target. A female ninja that was about his age wearing a headband that had the same symbol as his sister's in his vision. He smiled as he hid his cloak and walked up to her.

"I'm sorry but you're way too pretty not to know me." said Naruto with a smile.

"Get lost." said the girl ignorantly.

"Don't be that way." said Naruto, "I bet you're the strongest of your team and the prettiest girl in your village."

"I'm listening." said the girl.

"I'm Naruto Vizla." said Naruto as he continued to smile, "You are the vision of beauty and strength."

"Stop." said the girl with a chuckle, "I'm Kin Tsuchi."

"Wanna go get lunch?" questioned Naruto.

"Sure." said Kin as she followed Naruto.

They came to a restaurant and Naruto slipped the host some money. He led them to a back corner and they both took a seat. A waiter came over with a bottle of wine and Naruto waved him off before he could pour it. Naruto held up his hand and the bottle floated in the air. Kin stared in shock and awe as the cork came out and the bottle floated over to her glass and poured its contents in. It then flew over to Naruto's glass and did the same.

(An Hour Later)

Kin fell to the ground and was out cold from drinking. However, Naruto had gotten all the information he needed. He left some money on the table and threw Kin over his shoulder as he walked out. He walked to the hotel she was staying at with her team and sat her down on the opposite wall. He knocked on the door of her room and quickly left before the door opened.

(That Night)

Naruto stood in front of the Forest of Death where the next exam would take place and frowned. He turned his back to it and pulled his cloak on. He flipped the hood up and sat down before meditating. All the while, he felt an ominous force approaching and made sure to check it out later. He suddenly felt a sharp pain in his head and grunted as he felt something probing his mind. He forced the pain away and panted as his eyes turned red and slitted.

(1) = calm down

(2) = Do I really need to tell you what it means? He's talking about Chouji for crying out loud!

(3) = Shut up.

(4) = What do you want?

(5) = Thank you.

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