Disclaimer: I don't own the Akatsuki

Autumn breathed a relieved sigh, at least she was safe right? It was then that she snapped back to reality.

-It was dark.

-She had just dropped about eight feet by a stranger.

-Who was in her house.

-She was caught by another stranger.

-Who was once again in her house.

-She could be killed at any moment and not even realize it until it was too late.

-The alarm was going off,

and oh, joy,

she was now hanging upside down with a knife to her throat could today get any better?

(Zathura: Of course it can! Just wait)

Autumn reached over to the wall and felt for a light switch.

"Who are you!?!" She yelled, flicking on the lights.

When the lights came up, Autumn looked up at the person who was holding her.

"Oh. My. God." She looked around, and screamed. When she had looked up, she was met face to face with the most feared criminal masterminds she ever met in her dreams. She was met with the all to familiar faces (and masks) of to whom every narutard in world knew as the akatsuki. (Zathura: see I told you ;-p) Autumn was dropped on her head as Tobi who was holding her covered his ears.

"Dotabata!!!" he yelled not enjoying the noise.

Their leader who we all know as Pein walked forth and and glared at poor Autumn.

"Sutopuu za souon, shoujo." He commanded, pointing at the alarm's keypad, and apparently aware of the language barrier between them. Autumn rubbed her head as Pein grabbed her and hauled her to her feet and pushed her toward it.

"Oh, I get it." Don't get her wrong Autumn was both freaked out and pissed off, but she was also completely under the impression that she was actually sleeping, so she didn't want to ruin it. Autumn turned off the alarm. She turned around and looked at Pein for acknowledgment, and he nodded. He looked toward the couch , and motioned for her to go sit. Instead of doing as she was 'told' Autumn reached into her pocket and fingered her gun which had been long since forgotten.

Pein glared at her again and signaled for Deidara, who had jumped down after he dropped Autumn, to use force. (Zathura: A bit impatient are we?) As Deidara headed toward her, Autumn smiled and pulled out a box of pop-its that was sitting on top of the TV to her left. She took one out of the box and threw it toward Deidara. He jumped out of the way as it hit the ground with a loud 'SNAP' as well as a spark on the linoleum floor. Deidara looked at it and smirked, he put his hand into a satchel on his waist, but before he could pull it out again he stopped, and backed down.

Unknown to Autumn, Itachi had walked up behind her and stared Deidara down. Autumn looked behind her as Itachi grabbed her collar and dragged her to the couch and forced her down.

"Doko nano, koko?" He demanded, Autumn had picked up some Japanese when she was going through her martial arts training, and a bit more from her brother when she was little, keyword being: some. At the moment, as well as through this whole experience she had absolutely no idea what these people were saying, except when Pein had made his attempt to shatter the language barrier the first time he spoke.

Instead of saying anything, Autumn just looked up at him, that was until Kisame drew Samhada, and Hidan started yelling at him bringing out his triple bladed scythe scaring the heck out of her.

"America!" She blurted out, not wanting to be shaved/sacrificed.

Pein looked at her puzzled.

"Izuko?"

"Huh?" Pein was getting impatient. (Zathura: See!) and repeated himself again.

"Listen, I sincerely have absolutely no idea what you are saying, so if you don't mind I would like you to... SPEAK ENGLISH DAMN IT!!!" That seemed to trigger something, because within under 2 seconds flat, Autumn was pinned against a wall with a kunai against her neck, and a very pissed off akatsuki leader glaring down at her.

"If you wish to live to see tomorrow, I suggest you watch your tongue!" He hissed, in what is this? PERFECT ENGLISH!?! Autumn stared at him in complete shock before yelling:

"YOU CAN TALK!?!?!?!"

and promptly fainting.

Meow.