Welcome to the fruit of my boredom.

A special thanks to Kukiko-chan for being my first reviewer! YOU ROCK!

Disclaimer: I don't own the akatsuki

And now for your feature presentation:

'Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha'

Autumn woke up to the sound of Dragostea Din Tei (A/N: the original version of the Numa Numa Song in Romanian) playing in her ear.

' One of these days I'll change that...' It was her alarm, it signaled that it was 7:30, time to go to school. Though when she tried to bring her hand up to turn it off she found, she couldn't move. Autumn opened her eyes and looked around, only to find… SHE WAS TIED TO THE BED!!!

"You're awake." She heard coming from next to her opposite of the alarm. She turned her head to see the voice of the one and only Itachi Uchiha. Itachi was sitting to her left boring a hole through her head with his sharingan.

'Oh, it wasn't a dream after all'

Once again Autumn was seemingly calm until it hit her, harder than it did the first time.

'I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!' ( Zathura:…Umm, no.)

Autumn turned her head and looked up at Itachi who hadn't moved an inch.

"Why the heck am I tied up?" 'I've always wondered what those age lines would look like in real life...'

"…"

"Right. I kinda need to leave so ca-" he cut her off as Pein entered the room.

"You're here for interrogation."

"In MY house?"

"Yes." Kisame, who had been looking at a little mermaid figurine on the shelf, answered.

"In MY room?"

"…"

"Fine but why do I have to be TIED to MY bed?"

"So you don't escape, who knows abilities you have." Pein stated glaring at her alarm clock.

'Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.'

"If you untie me I can turn it off," Autumn said hopefully. 'And escape, and probably have enough time to buy breakfast before school starts... hopefully.'

"Or I can just smash it." Kisame said, looking in their direction.

"I'd rather you not, that thing was expensive, PUT THE WEAPON DOWN!" She shouted the last part as Itachi took out a shuriken.

"Fine, you answer our questions and Itachi won't break your noisemaker."

"Will you unite me?"

"…"

"Do you seriously think I'll run away when you people have infested MY house?"

"I do not enjoy repeating myself, but in case you want to die an early and painful death, I insist that you HOLD YOUR TONGUE." He said sternly. That instantly shut her up.

"We will untie you." He stated as the ropes dissipated. Autumn quickly turned off her alarm and drew back her attention to Pein,

"Now for the first question: Where are we?"

"My house."

"What Village are we in?"

"Gurnee."

"Fine, What country are we in?"

"U.S.A."

"That stands for?"

"United States of America"

"…"

"Is that all?"

"Maybe you don't understand the question, when I say country I mean which elemental country are we in?"

"There are none"

"What do you mean?"

"They don't exist." Wrong answer. With that Autumn once again found herself slammed against a wall with a kunai pressed to her neck.

"This is no time to be joking, shoujo."

"I-I-I" she stuttered as he pressed the kunai further onto her throat.

"I'M NOT JOKING IT'S A REAL COUNTRY I EVEN HAVE A MAP TO PROVE IT!" He dropped her back on the bed.

"Show me this map of yours." Autumn got up and walked over to another room with Itachi's eyes following her every move.

The room was occupied by large desk with a laptop on top, a couch, a big screen TV, and three akatsuki members. Konan was standing by the door staring at the contents of the room. Tobi was 'ooohing' and 'ahhing' at everything he saw. Deidara was staring up at the TV. Autumn walked past Tobi who was poking her laptop and toward one of the cabinets at the desk. Opening it she pulled out a world atlas and walked back to her room.

"Here." She said handing him the atlas. "It's a book that has maps of the whole entire world." He opened it. "If you open it to page 11, you'll find a map of the U.S." he did and nodded. "If you open it to page115 you'll find a map of Illinois" she picked up her backpack.

"What is it?" he asked as she was just about to walk downstairs.

"What's what?"

"This Illinois place."

"It's a state"

"…"

"It's like a mini country"

Autumn walked downstairs, and as she got close to the door she was stopped by Pein who appeared in front of her.

"Eep! You have to not do that! You nearly gave me a heart attack!"

Ignoring her he got straight to the point.

"Where do you think you're going?"

"School."

Tobi came behind her laughing,

"You still go to an Academy? I thought you were older than that!"

Autumn ignored him as Pein stepped aside allowing her access to the garage where she got her skateboard and walked out to the driveway.

"Don't touch anything until I get back! Or I will get angry."

An empty threat, but they nodded all the same. And with that Autumn took off down the street.

And I have a massive headache right now while i'm trying to type, check my e-mail, eat a sandwich, play a clarinet, and watch my video game so I don't get killed. Multitasking is fun!