DISCLAIMER: I don't own NARUTO, and if I did Sasuke would never have left, Orochimaru would've taken Sakura instead, Naruto's best friend would be a squirrel, and Kakashi would just beat the crap out of Gai to finally get the point across.

Autumn skated to the speedway near her house and bought a donut and a frapachino, and headed off to school. When she arrived she met her friend David, standing next to the door as usual.

"Hey Dave!" She shouted to him as he came into view. David was a tall, thin boy who looked to be about 16, when really he was only 13. He was so thin he could hide behind a pole and completely disappear.

(Zathura: Davie if you're reading this, no offense, but 'tis the truth. DON'T DENY THE TRUTH!!!)

"Oh, HEY FALL!!!" Get it? Since her name was Autumn her friends would call her Fall. David waved to her ecstatically.

"I thought you'd never show! You're usually here early!" And that too was the truth, because Autumn never had anything better to do in the morning she was always there too early.

"Well congratulations, the apocalypse is coming, I'M LATE!!!" Autumn shouted the last part to his face as she rushed into the building. Now I suppose you're wondering, why is Autumn late, and David isn't? Well that's simple, no, they don't go to different schools, Autumn has band rehearsal before school, and this goes a little into school too. Because of band she has no homeroom, but she is on the whole other half of the school building and has to get to first period on time, or she'll be publicly humiliated.

(Zathura: My life really is like this, I go to school early, have band, sprint down the hall trying to get to first period from the other side of the building. And my first period teacher will publicly humiliate you if you're late, or the last person in the classroom.)

Little did she know that the whole way to school she was being watched.

"HELP!" Autumn yelled. It was the second half of 4th period, and that could only mean one thing. Recess.

(Zathura: Yes we have recess too. Actually it's more like forced outdoor time. The Dean locks us outside for the second half of 4th period and lets us freeze to death in the winter.)

Autumn was being chased by most if not all of her guy friends. they did this a lot, but today was different today they were being serious. Two of her friends had asked her out, causing the group to separate into two halves. One half supporting a boy named Kyle. The other Tyler. The boys decided to let Fall decide, at first. She said she didn't like either of them, so they made a differen't way to decide. Whoever could catch her first. Autumn was on the track team as well as cross country, but when you have half the boys in your grade chasing after you, things get a little harder.

"I said, HELP!" Sadly for her, she was ignored. In fact people were making bets on who would win instead. Fall ran around to the back of the building. Big Mistake. Kyle and his supporters went around one side and Tyler and his group went the around the other cornering her. As they closed in Fall ran into a small crevice in the school building and hopped on a ladder near the end pulling the ladder up as she went. She stood on the roof and looked into the woods next to the school. Scanning the woods she stopped cold when she saw something odd. Red eyes.

'Joy, more stalkers'

Still standing on the roof, she stared straight into the eyes and whispered,

"What the hell are you doing here?" The eyes disappeared and reappeared next to her along with their owner.

"..."

"Is everyone else here too?" she asked crossing her arms.

"No, it's just me." he said looking down at the groups of boys.

"Riiiiiiiiiiiight.." Fall jumped onto the roof above the entrance which was lower than the one she was on.

"Leader-sama wants to make sure you don't reveal our whereabouts to anyone."

"Well you made sure so, bye bye!" Fall walked on the roof until she reached the gutters and used that to slide down.

"Ouch" Fall said out loud to herself. It was 7th period and time for Fall's favorite time of day. Gym class.

(Zathura: I'm too lazy as well as too tired to describe what happens, so let's just say they played dodgeball, and Fall was the last one standing on her team, but got hit in the end, I have it described in the Edited Version, and Itachi hid in the rafters and watched.)

Fall was about to get on the bus when Itachi came up behind her.

"What do you want?"

"Nothing, let's go."

"I am."

"..."

"I'm taking the bus." She said, pointing to the yellow contraption behind her.

"..." Without a real response Itachi grabbed Fall and threw her over his shoulder. With that, he jumped off.

As I said I'm being lazy today. I have enough work to do, I have a paper due Tuesday, and I haven't started yet.

Please review (yawn)