Even though I know from experience that little to no one reads the author's notes, I'll just say this already.

Gomen-nasai minna-san! In case you're wondering, it's taken me awhile to update because I had a recital coming up and I had to practice! But, I did really well, so well that I have to do it again, Joy, until then, I have time to write.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Akatsuki

As the unfortunate duo landed at Fall's humble abode, Fall resumed her previous kicking and screaming, as well as a new attempt at begging and threatening.

"Put. Me. Down. NOW!!!" She screamed as she was carried inside. Though unfortunately for her (but also somewhat to her relief), Itachi happily obliged. This girl had one set of lungs. Unknown to her, all of Autumn's previous cries of help had been heard, however, not by the right party. Autumn's cries had gotten the attention of all of the akatsuki members in the house, as well as drawn them toward the front room, where Autumn was currently lying on the soft, carpeted floor, groaning from pain, and nausea (Zathura: probably more from nausea than anything else.) Itachi sharingan-glared at her to no effect, since one of her best friends was the proclaimed 'Queen of Glares' she had learned to ignore it, and instead, she just sat there and continued to whimper in pain and agony.

Warning: Here comes Hidan's mouth.

"DAMN IT YOU FUCKING BITCH, SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP!!!" Hidan yelled (Zathura: ...coughcoughscreamedcough), appearing at the top of the stairs. Autumn stopped what she was doing to turn her head and glare at him.

'One of these days I am SO going to shoot him.' Autumn was a serious narutard, not just that, she used to be a complete anime freak! She had always loved most of the NARUTO characters, except Hidan, and some other choice people. She liked him a little, but HE KILLED ASUMA! (Zathura: Which brings us to the to the up and coming question, HOW/WHY ARE HALF OF THESE PEOPLE ALIVE! And the answer to that will be brought up later, Aka: whenever I feel like telling you.) Autumn had read the manga, she was sure more than half these people were either dead, or in Hidan's case MIA, and if all of these people were alive, where was Sasori?

"Shoujo," Came a voice above her, snapping her out of her reverie. "Get up." (Zathura: Polite, no?) It was Pein, who had happened to wander down stairs due to someone's yelling and screaming. Autumn did as she was told and was just about to walk away, until Pein grabbed her collar and redirected her toward the couch.

"What now?" She groaned, exhausted from the whole trip there.

"Our interrogation this morning was interrupted." He responded, his voice, monotone.

'Joy.' Autumn walked over to the couch and sat down leaning to one side. Itachi put her stuff down, which he had been carrying, and joined her on the couch.

"Do you know who we are?" It was then that Itachi gave Autumn his complete attention, Hidan had walked down stairs and was currently smirking. Zetsu had been standing in a corner of the room unnoticed, Deidara was down there too, and currently glaring daggers at Tobi, who had taken Autumn's laptop, and was hugging it like a teddy bear. Kisame wasn't paying much attention, but was looking at a book about mermaids he had found in Autumn's room, and Konan, being polite, gave both Pein and Autumn her full attention.
"Answer the question, Shoujo," Pein commanded, getting rather impatient. Autumn just nodded in response, earning concerned looks from everyone (not including Hidan who had already gotten his scythe out, and Kisame who still wasn't paying attention.) The next question surprised Autumn because she had expected Pein to just end it right then and there, and let the extremely eager Hidan kill her already.

"How?" He asked.

"Excuse me?" Autumn blinked in surprise.

"I asked how you knew who we were, you said the elemental countries didn't exist here, so we shouldn't exist here either." Pein responded growing an anime vein. Autumn stiffened noticeably and looked down. Everyone, (except Kisame) stared at her intently.

"Well?" Everyone wanted to hear the answer to that question, and they had more on their minds. "Why were they there", or even more importantly, "How did they get there?", that was the real question. All Pein remembered was:

Flashback

Pein was holding a meeting with the rest of the akatsuki members because he had heard of a very strong chakra signature near by while Zetsu was on patrol. Later he sent everyone to search for the source. While searching himself, he felt an oddly strong wave of chakra coming toward him. He turned, just as the wave hit him and the next thing he knew, he was somewhere else, in the dark.

End Flashback

Autumn reached into her pocket and found that what she was looking for, was missing, her gun was gone. (Zathura: You just now figure that out?) Even when she went to school, she would always keep her trusty pistol with her, it was her favorite gun after all.

"Looking for this?" She heard Pein ask, Autumn brought her head up and looked at the object being held in front of her face, it was her pistol, but how did he get this? Pein dropped the gun in her lap and explained,

"It fell while Itachi was carrying you upstairs this morning." Autumn nodded, understanding, then she got up and walked over to a nearby closet. Turning to stare at the akatsuki, Autumn signaled them to follow as she entered the depths of said closet. Reaching a certain point, instead of a wall, there was a locked door in the back. The keyhole looked old fashioned (Basically a circle with a little rectangle on the bottom) the only thing was, this key hole didn't use a key. Autumn took her gun and stuck the barrel upside down into the hole, and turned it to the right, unlocking it. (There was a reason why that was her favorite gun.)

Stepping in the room, it was quite spacious really, a table was sloved in the corner, and shelves with books lined the walls. As everyone walked in, they were somewhat relieved that it was normal enough, not filled with weird technology, or weird weapons, it was a simple library. WRONG. Autumn pressed a button on a wall and one of the walls moved into the ceiling, revealing another room. Only this time, instead of being filled with books, it was filled with DVDs and one wall had a huge plasma screen TV. Autumn silently picked a DVD off the wall and pushed it into the DVD player. Autumn turned around and sweat dropped. When she turned she saw that Tobi still holding the laptop hanging off the top of one of the shelves.

"Look at me Sempai!" Autumn's sweat drop turned into an anime vein. Kisame was looking at a DVD of 'The Little Mermaid' both one and two, Deidara was looking at the cover of 'Fantasia 2000' Zetsu's black half was eyeing her hungrily, Hidan was glaring at her. Kakuzu, was gazing at the TV (Zathura: I knew I was missing someone before) Leaving only Itachi, Konan, and Pein at full attention. Autumn just sighed and chose an episode and let it play. She clapped and the lights went off as the episode started. Naruto episode #247, (Naruto Shippuden episode #27) everyone immediately watched the screen, Itachi came up behind Autumn and held onto her shoulder.

'Probably making sure I don't leave, Stalker.' She thought to herself. after the episode was over Autumn turned the lights back on and waited quietly looking down at the floor.

"OOOh, that's what happened," Tobi said.

Autumn kept looking down, hearing no other comments, she took that as her cue.

"You are all in this show, called Naruto."

"..."

No one said anything after that until Hidan recovered enough to talk.

"Can I fucking kill the fucking bitch now?" Autumn's head shot up. Pein didn't say anything, sadly for Autumn, Hidan took that as the go ahead sign and charged at her. It was then Autumn's true survival skills kicked because she quickly aimed her gun and shot, but Itachi was still holding her throwing her aim off. Instead of shooting Hidan through the heart, she hit him elsewhere. Everyone in the room looked down Hidan who had doubled over in pain on the floor and there was more silence. Then they all looked at Autumn, who started giggling.

"Can't say he didn't deserve it." she said shrugging in between giggles. And with that, Hidan broke out in a long string of curses, and Tobi, Deidara, and Kisame all broke out laughing.

GRAH!!! THIS STUPID THING IS BEING SO STUBBORN!!! The stupid line breaks aren't working right... Damn...