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Disclaimer: I don't own the akatsuki from naruto,and if I did Itachi would have given Sasuke a wedgie before he left.

"That would be quite enough," Pein stated calmly after he had regained his composure. He was going to make a mental note later to try to avoid that little girl's weapon at all costs. "And, you say that everyone here has seen this?" he asked Autumn trying to avoid eye contact.

"I never said that." Autumn was in a very good mood after she had shot Hidan, and when she's happy, she goes out of her way to be as annoying as possible.

"What I meant was 'has everyone here seen this?" Pein was resisting the urge to glare at her.

"Well of course they have, you should know since you were just here I thought that as the Leader of the akatsuki the most feared criminal organization in all of the elemental countries, you would at least know whether all of your members just saw that, especially when it could be vital information that could lead to the reason why you're here in my house in the first place, and whether or not anyone would recognize you, if you went out on the streets." (Zathura: Forget the commas she said that all in one breath.) At the end of that (very long) sentence, Autumn was panting. Pein grew an anime vein (That rhymes!) and was just about to speak again, when he was cut off by Hidan.

"I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU FOR THAT BITCH!"

"WHY ARE YOU YELLING?" Autumn replied, this was just getting stupid, but for her it was the most fun she's had in a lifetime.

"BECAUSE I'M ANGRY AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

"WHY?"

"BECAUSE YOU HIT ME WITH WHATEVER THAT WAS!"

"SO?"

"SO? SO I AM GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU FUCKING BITCH!"

"WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO DIE?"

"WELL THAT'S TO BAD! I'M GOING TO SACRIFICE YOU TO JASHIN-SAMA BITCH!"

"WHO'S HE?"

"WHAT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF JASHIN-SAMA? WHAT DO THEY TELL YOU PEOPLE AROUND HERE?"

"WHY ARE WE STILL YELLING?"

"BECAUSE I'M STILL GOING TO KILL YOU!"

"WELL IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP I'M GOING TO EAT YOU BOTH AND LEADER-SAMA WILL BE LOOKING FOR A NEW MEMBER TO BE KAKUZU'S PARTNER, AND THERE WILL BE ONE LESS SHOUJO IN THIS WORLD!" That shut them both up, Zetsu who was standing silently in the corner had finally cracked, and this was a sincere threat.

After that little outburst Hidan was brooding in a corner, and Autumn had run and hid behind Itachi of all people, though you can't blame her, he's partially sane at least. (Zathura: That just gave me a flashback to one part of FF VII Advent children)

"I will ask you one more time, has every one in your world seen this?" Pein asked silently thanking Zetsu.

"N-n-noo" Autumn managed still hiding behind Itachi, said weasel raised an eyebrow, but thought nothing of it.

"So you're the only one?" he calmed down a bit more.

"No"

"..." And he went through the roof again.

"Only some people, whoever watches these online, or reads the manga." Pein nodded, he had no idea what she had just said, but he was sure it meant that not everyone knew them that well.

"Is this all?"

"No, there's a lot more, the fact that in the next two or three episodes, Deidara appears to have committed suicide, but didn't," 'sadly' she added under her breath. "There's the part where Deidara attempts to strangle Tobi with his legs, after his arms are blown off." With that everyone looked over at Deidara,

"But, Deidara-sempai didn't kill Tobi because Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi added earning a glare from Deidara himself.

"It seems that you already know who we all are, shoujo so I-" She cut him off,

"My name isn't shoujo, my name is Autumn" he glared at her and Autumn just twirled her gun a few times causing Pein to pale considerably.

"Well Autumn, we will apparently be staying with you for awhile" the tone in his voice stated that, that wasn't up for discussion, so Autumn just nodded in return.

"Fine, but if you're going to live in my house, you have to follow my rules (1)."

The next week (Saturday) 3:04pm
Autumn was finished with her homework, and was sitting in front of the TV with her laptop in her room when there was a knock at the door.

"Come in," it was Itachi. "You're not supposed to bother me remember?"

"You're not busy." It was true, she was bored beyond all reason, hence the fact that she was playing pong on her computer.

"Your point?"

"..." Autumn just sighed closed her laptop and got up. Stopping right behind Itachi not looking up, she briefly spoke,

" I'm leaving." And with that, she walked over to the glass sliding door, opened it and left.

Autumn didn't make it two blocks when Itachi appeared in front of her and grabbed her arm leaving with only a poof.
Itachi had taken Autumn back to her house and they had appeared in the living room surrounded by the other members Itachi took his place in the circle while Autumn looked to Pein to explain.

"After you hurt Hidan last week your chakra signature reached a very high level," he started," Though from what Itachi told me from when he was following you this morning there no shinobi in this world, therefor you are not taught to control of release that chakra."

"Now what does that have to do with me?" she asked as he continued,

"Because you were never taught to control your chakra,it sealed itself inside you until it eventually becomes part of your normal chakra flow rendering it useless."Talk about complicated. "Apart from where we come from the process seems to happen almost Immediately after birth here rendering your chakra useless at about the age of 5."

"And you figured this out within a week?"

"What else would we do all day while you're at school, un." Deidara said. Autumn glanced at Itachi who had been stalking her all week, but said nothing.

"Your chakra is unlike any other Ive seen, that includes in our world, but to be able to harness it, it must be unsealed." and with that he and the others started making handseals causing Autumn to get dizzy,

"KATSU!!!" suddenly Autumn felt a strong and painful sensation take over her body and she screamed. After about a minute she drifted into darkness, sweet darkness.

Well I'm bored today, this is just what ever I could throw together during Comp. I other news I Made COOKIES!!! random I know, but they are good.

(1) Rules:

Don't bother me when I'm busy

Don't touch my guns

Don't break anything

NEVER go in my parent's room

don't attempt to kill me

Don't touch me

Do as I say when I say

NO explosions

Don't get any blood on the carpet

Don't go outside without me

Don't touch my stuff

Don't kill anyone

Don't use any type of jutsu without my permission