My brain hurts, I go to school and learn nothing, I probably LOSE braincells going to that place!
Today a girl asked, "Does it hurt to get shot?" Well no duh, our teacher thought that was such a 'special' question that he wrote it on the board for everyone to see.
Disclaimer: I don't own The akatsuki from the anime 'Naruto' And I don't own "Peter Pan" ( I do own several forms of the book) and I don't own Dragostea din tei by o-zone.
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-Knock-
"Go away," After breifly remembering her mother Autumn went back and did what she usually did in the morning, sit in bed and brood.
(Autumn: Hey! Zathura: "Hay" is for horses)
Itachi opened the door and walked into the room.
"Privacy, much?" (A: that makes no sense Z: yes it does)
"..." Itachi made no move to reply, instead he took the book he was holding and dropped it into her lap.
"What do you want me to do with this?" She asked, her fingers tracing over the letters on the cover. 'Peter Pan'
Flashback...
"Okay what's next?" Autumn's mother asked, pointing to a stack of books.
"What about this one Mommy?" A 3 year old Autumn asked, pulling a book out of the bottom of the stack.
"Oh! Be careful, pumpkin!" her mom said picking her up before the stack of books could fall on her. "If you keep this up you're going to end up as 'Autumn the human pancake'" Autumn giggled. "Okay what is this one, Peter Pan? I remember this, you see, when I was younger, I taught myself to read, this was the first real book I ever read." Autumn looked up at her mother in awe,
" Your mommy didn't teach you?" she asked innocently.
"Nope, I taught myself, speaking of that, I think it's time for you to read by yourself."
"Really?"
"Yes really. Here." she said handing her daughter the book, " We'll start tomorrow."
End Flashback...
"Read it," Itachi told her,
"Why?"
"..."
"Can't you do it?"
"..."
" Can't you?"
"... No,"
"You can't read!?!" at that moment both Autumn and Itachi heard cries of muffled laughter, but ignored it.
"I can,"
"Then why cant you..."
Autumn didn't dare finish that sentence, with the look he was currently giving her, most people would have shut up a long time beforehand.
"I can't read in this language." he stated quietly.
[Zathura: I'm just gonna add this righ now, has anyone noticed that most of the words in the dubbed version,(Signs, letters, scrolls ect.) are in japanese? But they have subtitles, so because of the dub they can understand it, but characters don't usually see the subtitles in a show, so none of the akatsuki can read in english.)
Autumn smirked,
"Well then, I'll give you a dictionary later,"
"..." Itachi nodded in response.
" Good, until then..." she drifted off as her alarm started,
'Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha'
Itachi glared at her,
'Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha'
"Oops?"
'Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha'
"I really meant to change that,"
'Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha'
Itachi then glared at the clock as if urging for it to explode.
Alo, Salut, sunt eu, un haiduc,
Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea.
Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic'
Autumn laughed nerviously.
'Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.'
The muffled laughter turned into full blown laughter as Hidan, Tobi, and Deidara all fell out of the closet, laughing themselves to tears.
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.'
Forgetting about the music both Itachi and Autumn glared at the trio,
'Te sun, sa-ti spun, ce simt acum,
Alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea.
Alo, alo, sunt iarasi eu, Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.'
Autumn grabbed her gun and aimed.
'Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.'
Itachi just glared at them until they stopped laughing.
'Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.'
Then Autumn closed her eyes and shot, not caring who she hit, though she hoped it wasn't Tobi(1).
'Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha'
"OOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!"
'Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha'
"I AM REALLY GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU FOR THAT BITCH!"
(Zathura: It was a lose/lose situation anyways, face it kid, luck is not on your side. Autumn: I hate you Zathura: now don't say that, or I'll make you're life worse, and that's a promise Autumn: -shuts up- Zathura: too late.)
'Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha'
That time, she shot Hidan in the foot. Autumn scrambled to hide behind Itachi, while Deidara and Tobi resumed cracking up.
'Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha'
"I dub thee Weasel Boy!" she said to Itachi.
'Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.'
Itachi gave her a look.
'Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.'
"Sic' em Weasel boy!"
'Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha'
"..." BIG silence.
'Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha'
"What? Fine, I dub thee Weasel MAN, whatever, just make it so I don't get killed!" Itachi activated his sharingan,
'Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha'
Hidan glared at them both but backed off, he walked downstairs to brood.
'Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha'
Autumn smiled and turned off her alarm, silently thanking the Uchiha. She grabbed her skateboard and took the back way out this time, so she didn't get caught by Hidan. And with that she skated off into the sunrise.
And I am running out of ideas, I am planning on adding Sasori after awhile though, that would be fun.
I might introduce them to guitar hero or DDR, you choose, tell me in your reviews, remember I accept the word "hi" and count it as a review!