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It was just another 'normal' day in Autumn's new mansion, Naruto was eating ramen, Sakura and Autumn were sparring, Kakashi and Jill (one of Autumn's extremely creepy friends) were being perverted. Sai was drawing, being completely ignored by everyone else, and Yamato wasn't really doing anything. They'd been like this for hours, and it was currently 2 in the freak'in afternoon and nothing was going on!! That's when the extremely bored authoress and her somewhat annoyed friend decided to pop in and wreak havoc.
"Hello all!!" I yelled happily, appearing out of nowhere.
"Oh no, not you again!" Autumn whined.
"Yes, it is me!! Who else would come all the way here whenever they had free time just to annoy the heck out of you and all of the people who thrive in your little imaginary multiverse?" Everyone looked at me as if I were crazy.
"ZOMG! There's two Autumns!?" Naruto yelled, almost choking on his ramen.
"It's only a clone." Sai stated calmly. That pissed me off. (I really don't like Sai, I feel sorry for him, but he still annoys me to no end)
"I am not a clone! I am a super human being!! And this is my somewhat peeved friend, Jinx." I said introducing my friend.
"She may look mad now, but that's only because this isn't a Harry Potter story. Just give her a little sugar and she'll be as good as new!"
"Wow! May has a twin!?" Naruto asked, excitedly.
"No she's not a twin, she's a robot." Jinx smacked me over the head and explained herself.
"We're here because this maniac was bored out of her mind, and I am not a robot, I'm human!" Jinx said, glaring at everyone in the room.
"I guess that's one way to put it, but I'm also here to see my good friend Autumn!" I said walking over to her, away from the evil/crazy person I came with. Jinx rolled her eyes. (She's right behind me...) And started reading a book that she had just gotten out of nowhere. I walked over to where Jill and Kakashi were, and stole Kakashi's Icha Icha Paradise!! Then I used my awesome powers to turn it into a candy bar.
"NUUUUUUUUU!!" Both Kakashi and Jill yelled. I dropped the candy bar, and walked over to where Sai was.
"What are you doing?" Sai asked, before I could start my prank.
"Walking, obviously. You're not too bright are you?" I asked creating a fireball behind my back.
"Then what is that behind your back?" He asked, returning to his drawing.
"...Nothing" I quickly threw my fireball at his head and ducked. As I suspected, Sai dodged my fireball and drew a snake to tie me up. Jinx looked up from her book and laughed at me, I was tied up on the floor. Then another fireball set Sai's hair on fire. The clone that was tied up by the snake disappeared. The real me came out of the shadows and started rolling on the floor laughing. Sai started running around screaming trying to put the fire out. Alas operation: Make the Emo, Yet Emotionless Boy Show Some Emotion, was finally complete, sadly he set the curtains on fire, which set Kakashi's hair on fire who set the candy bar on fire... Well you get the point. Jinx and I sat around eating popcorn while everything went up in smoke.
The next day…
They made me clean up the mess, so I left before 1, they made me do any more work, and 2 before I could cause any damage. I wondered around until I had a great idea. I should go bug the Akatsuki! I opened a portal and ended up in their little cave. Apparently now wasn't the best time to visit because they were in the middle of a meeting.
"Umm... Hi?" I said, nervously. Sadly for me Hidan was right in front of me, and he was still holding a grudge from the last bonus chapter.
"Today must be my lucky day," he said, smirking. Hidan either thought I was Autumn, or he knew I was myself, then again it wouldn't make a difference, because he hates us both. Before he could slice me in half, I ran and hid behind Itachi.
"Weasel Man! Help me!" I squeaked as Hidan turned toward us. Itachi didn't say anything.
"Autumn... How did you get here?" Pein asked.
"I'm not Autumn, I am the great, powerful, and somewhat ill, Princess Zathura!" -Insert sparkles falling from the sky- Pein just raised an eyebrow and let Hidan keep trying to attack me. Itachi however, didn't let that happen, instead he pushed me over to Kisame and left. Good old Itachi, always so reliable.
"Will some one stop the idiot!" I yelled, while Kisame snickered.
"Shut up!" Hidan Came at me again only this time I jumped out of the way and landed in front of the statue right into the open. Hidan came at me for what seemed to be the last time, but I used my awesome powers and made a T-rex head pop upright in front of me. Hidan fell into it's mouth, got eaten, and died.
"Well that solves my problems for the next 10 chapters!" Everyone seemed to glare at me for a moment.
"What?"
"Do you realize that you have just killed off one of our members?"
"Riiiiight, while you sulk over dead immortals, I'm going to go bug Oro-baka!" And I left in my search to annoy as many random peoples in one chapter as was (somewhat) humanly possible.
I found Orochimaru's hideout quite easily (giant white building in the middle of the forest, seriously, it's not that hard to find) and the security was really bad. I got in and started to search. Getting tired of doing this myself, I summoned Autumn back from her happy world to search Orochimaru's compound for me!
"Hold on a second! Why do I have to do it!?" Autumn whined again.
"Because I said so! If you need me, I'm going to go and get some ice cream. Ciao!" I left.
With Autumn...
Autumn walked down one hallway and then another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and-
"WILL YOU GET TO THE POINT ALREADY !?"
"Gee, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."
Anyway, Autumn kept walking until she eventually she came to a door.
"Is this it?"
"How the heck am I supposed to know, open it and find out."
"Aw hecky nah! I'm outta here!" Autumn stormed off.
With me
"Looks like I've lost." I said taking one final glance at the pinball machine before I went to get my ice cream.
"Hello! are you even paying attention!?" It was Autumn again.
"Geez, if you're gonna quit, ya quit! If ya take the time to say that yer gonna quit, then you obviously don't wanna! Besides I still control you and your world, so... Since you quit, here comes Kabuto!"
I smirked at my laptop and started on my ice cream. (Watching Autumn get in trouble is fun.) Just as I had 'predicted', Kabuto came around the corner at that minute, and captured Autumn from behind.
"NUUUUUU!! I take it back! I don't quit! Just make him let me go!"
"Sorry, but you asked for it." I watched as Kabuto dragged Autumn into the room behind the door Autumn had found previously.
With Autumn again...
Autumn found herself before Orochimaru for the second time in the story!
"What did I do to deserve this!" She said out loud, Orochimaru just laughed.
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!" I screamed.
"What?" Autumn asked.
"I don't have spoon!!"
"OMG the Authoress doesn't have a spoon! The world is gonna end!"
"Do you want it to?"
"..."
"I thought so." Just then I dropped my ice cream on Orochi-baka's head.
"Now what in the world was that for!?" He asked, mentally cursing the sky (me)
"I don't like you." I jumped through my laptop back into the Naruto world landing right on top of... Kabuto.
"Oops! I was aiming for Autumn! Oh well!" I got off Kabuto and stood in front of Orochimaru.
"I have a question... Why is your hair so long?"
"..." He didn't answer my question.
"Aren't you worried that it might catch on fire? Like this?" Where my ice cream had been, it was replaced by a fireball, thus setting Orochi-baka's head on fire. Autumn and I laughed as the snake man ran around screaming. Eventually he got Kabuto to douse him with some water ruining our fun.
"You shall pay for that!" He threatened, looking me in the eyes. I just shrugged it off and left. Leaving Autumn to be horribly maimed.
And that is me being bored with ice cream. Strawberry ice cream! Jinx is here, and she is May, but no one cares about her, because she's not hyper at the moment. When she gets hyper, then she acts like the May in the story, until then, my house is safe.
Jinx: If you say one more word...
Zathura: O.O -gulp-