Disclaimer: I don't own the show NARUTO or any related characters. But... I do own Autumn!
Sakura had just left with Naruto, May, and Janet in tow. It was a beautiful Monday afternoon in October. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and in Autumn's new mansion there wasn't a sound to be heard... (Yeah right, can you spot the lies? Let me rephrase this into reality... Get ready... Here I go!)
Sakura had just left with Janet. Sakura and Janet had to drag both Naruto and May out of the door kicking and screaming. It was a somewhat depressing Monday afternoon in October. There was no sun that day, it was hidden behind the dark clouds, the birds had left, and all that wasthere were the crows to caw. And in Autumn's new mansion there wasn't a sound to be heard except the sound of breathing, panting and hearts pounding. (Much better.)
Autumn was the one panting, she was currently bound to her bed by a giant black snake that was made completely out of ink, curtesy of Sai. Why you ask? Simpily because the three idiots standing in front of her apparently had issues with the phrase, "Let freedom ring", and took the quote, "Give me liberty, or give me death," quite literally.
Before she had left, Sakura had given strict instructions to not let her 'patient' leave the house, or be up for more than three minutes, and according to Kakashi, for the next fourty-eight hours the 'patient' had to be supervised at all times, just in case. Well by now the 'patient' was... Highly annoyed. (Autumn:-pushes Zathura out of chair and takes computer- AW HECK NAH!) Their 'patient was more that highly annoyed, she was pissed! (Zathura:-gets up and smacks Autumn with frying pan- will you be good now? Aututmn:-from floor- NEVAH!)While Kakashi, Yamato, and Sai made sure that there was no way to escape thereimforced prison that was called her house (Used to belong to Orochimaru remember?) Autumn plotted her soon to come revenge. The poor girl brought her head up and looked at her 'captors'.
"Will you please allow me the wonderous privialage of being free?" She asked in a sickeningly sweet voice, that seemed to belond to an angel.
"..." First there was silence, it seems to have worked, but only Kakashi showed visable signs of it.
Then...
"NO!" Came the unanimous reply. Apparently "the voice of an angel" had no effect on two jonins and an ANBU. Autumn glared at them and reverted back to her usual somewhat sarcastic demeanor.
"Gee, you're sure quick to anwser...Well then,ya wanna remind me why I'm tied up, AND BY A GIANT SNAKE NO LESS!" This time it was just Yamato who anwsered,
"Sakura has been gone for fifteen minutes, in that amount of time you've tried to run away twice, last time you jumped out of a window, and you're tied up so you don't play another prank on us like you did the first time."
"Oh come on! You've got to get admit that was funny!" Kakashi and Yamato both glared at her.
"I don't think having cheese poured over their heads was "funny" in their veiw." Sai said fake smiling
"Humph! Maybe it wasn't funny to them, but to me it was hilarious! And in this world, that's all that matters."
Flashback: 15 minutes ago...
Autumn was staring at the ceiling until she heard the door slam shut down stairs. Then all got quiet. Perfect. Kakashi was still in the room, but Autumn would take care of that.
"Kakashi..." she spoke quietly, as if trying not to scare an animal...
"Hmmm?" Autumn sat up.
"Mind if I go downstairs and get a glass of water? Or has Sakura resrticted me from doing that too?" Kakashi flipped a page in his book before he anwsered,
"Actually she has... -page flip- I'll go get it." Kakashi left and Autumn set her plan in motion. Using her chakra to increase her speed Autumn rigged a trap on her ceiling right in front of the doorway, consisting of lots of cheese, a washtub, and some chakra strings. It was very simple, as soon as someone walked throught the door they would trip the wire and the tub would fall. Unfortunately for them, both Yamato and Kakashi came in.
"I hope you don't mind, but-" he never got to finish that sentance. Assoon as he set one foot into the room the tub of cheese fell, and Yamato who was right behind Kakashi got hit as well.
End Flashback...
Autumn laughed sheepishly at the memory, and Kakashi just shook his head, there was still some cheese in it, but he had an amazing Hair Jutsu that made his hair almost perfect again.
"You're worse than Naruto at your age," he said.
"It's not my fault that you don't act like a jonin most of the time! Besides I knew that you would fall for it, I just didn't expect Yamato to come in at almost the same exact moment!"
"And how did you know that I was going to fall for it?" Autumn gave him a smirk,
"Episode three."
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"You're a TV show remember? In episode three Naruto set up a very simple trap and you fell right into it, "A ninja must know their surroundings" I think you said that." Kakashi gave her a look and thought for a little bit,
"Well then if you remember that, then do you remember what I said after that?"
"In which version?"
"What?"
"There's the Japanese version where you say "I hate you all," and the english dub where you say, "You all are a bunch of idiots,"."
"... the second one."
"Right, don't worry, I feel the same way about all of you!" -insert face fault- Autumn and Sai just sat there fake smiling at each other until Autumn used her chakra to give her enough strength to break through his snake, and jump out of the window for the second time that day. Kakashi sighed, he had enough of this.
"I'll get her," Sai said drawing another snake to go after Autumn.
After she had jumped out of the window, she used her chakra again to latch onto the wall, it was a long way down, and she wasn't about to make the journey without a parachute. Sadly for her, Sai had made an even bigger snake, and this time it reached down the wall and swallowed her whole.
The snake made it's way back into the second stroy window and puked Autumn back on the bed, covered in ink.
"That was NOT fun." she said.
"Too bad, I guess you can stay in there until you learn to love it!" Kakashi said giving Sai the signal to have his snake eat her again. And there Autumn sat until Sakura came back five minutes later.
It was dark and quiet inside the snake, Autumn was considering suicide, but decided against it when she heard yelling coming from outside of the snake. The next thing she knew she saw... Sakura and Janet beating the crap outta Sai, Yamato trying to break up the fight, and Kakashi not really caring. Autumn crawled out of the snake, and went downstairs, but when she got down there she was met with a BIG surprise. There was...!
Hehe.. Cliffie...